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My accomplishments as CSM Alternate / Delegate

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The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#41 - 2012-02-16 02:53:28 UTC
what owns about this election is that almost every candidate has goons shitting on them in their bad threads, yet everyone wants to claim they're unique, special snowflakes because they happen to be getting mocked

heh

~hi~
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#42 - 2012-02-16 02:54:04 UTC
GUYS GOONS HATE ME VOTE FOR ME

*is 80% of the csm7 field*

~hi~
Doctor Eezee
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2012-02-16 03:08:55 UTC
Well, at least you finally admit to doing absolutely nothing on the CSM and only using it for a free trip to Iceland Smile

"My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack; if it is a vessel equal to yours, attack; and if it is stronger than yours, also attack..." - Admiral Stepan O. Makarov
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2012-02-16 03:10:38 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
what owns about this election is that almost every candidate has goons shitting on them in their bad threads, yet everyone wants to claim they're unique, special snowflakes because they happen to be getting mocked

heh


The reply button is just so shiny. That's really the whole reason.
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
#45 - 2012-02-16 05:45:10 UTC
darius III for csm

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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#46 - 2012-02-16 10:11:08 UTC
Prometheus Exenthal wrote:
You've been touting this list as a trump card for a while, and now we have it, and I can't help but laugh.
Despite being AWOL for a bit of the term, I still managed to come through with completing the majority of my campaign.
All you did was play the game, embarrass some women, and enjoy a free trip, good work! RollLol


ITT: Morons who think a post on Jita park = trump card. Lol this is classic example of groupthink at it's finest. Great job Prom, your intellect is unparallelled.

Hmmm
Shoot2kilI
The Milkmen
Churn and Burn
#47 - 2012-02-16 10:20:43 UTC
Granted, touting is an uncommon word and more than a single sylable, I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

What he was saying is that you've been blabbing on and on about how much you accomplished during your time on the CSM6, and after posting this list, which I'm sure was in no way meant to be a trump card to all of those sadly misinformed souls who cry indifference or negligence on your part, it is revealed that you are indeed a terrible candidate. Apparently branding a list of things accomplished outside of the CSM qualifies you as a hardworking, diligent member of the CSM? But hey, don't let logic stand in your way. Keep thrashing around and lashing out every third post about people's intellect, I'm sure that's bound to gain you some followers outside of your BrickSquad pets? Right?

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#48 - 2012-02-16 10:22:30 UTC
True, this jita corner is a ****** corner not a trump card, true trump card = having a huge alliance, that is the only trump card. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.

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Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2012-02-16 10:28:07 UTC
RDevz wrote:
As far as I can tell, we could replace you in the CSM discussions with a tub of lard, and you'd still have accomplished your masterful trolling, and the CSM would have been no worse off in its interaction with CCP.


so you're saying we could replace D3 with riverini and nothing would change?
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#50 - 2012-02-16 10:31:21 UTC
Meh...

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#51 - 2012-02-16 10:33:05 UTC
Just have riverini eat xenuria to gain his pedo powers. That will equal darius' troling.

Just thought Darius III. III = 3 = tub of lard (1) + Riverini(2) + Xenuria(3) = III

Think we have the Blueprint to create a Darius III.

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The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2012-02-16 10:51:11 UTC
gotta hand it to d3 for hustiling for votes, between d3, riverini, xenuria and mintrolio, the troll vote is sliced up pretty damn thin this year

~hi~
Shoot2kilI
The Milkmen
Churn and Burn
#53 - 2012-02-16 10:58:06 UTC
God, I could cut that smug with a knife, and I bet it would taste ******* delicious.

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Mintrolio
Doomheim
#54 - 2012-02-16 11:16:50 UTC
I AM SURE IT DO.

ALSO THENK YOU FUR RECOGNISE THIS ~SMUG~ IN ME. I ALSO SEEIGN MINESELVE OUTSID OF THE TROLL VOTE.

ALSO I LIEK TO THIGNKIN OF MINE SELF AS 'INDIVUDUALIST' RATHRE THEN TROLL BUT MOR TO RIGHT THEN LIBRAL SANDLE WEARIGN YOGHURT KNITTIGN CAREBEAR AND SLIGHT TO LEFT OF BORGEOIUS METAPHYISCAL SUBJECTIVISMN.

BUT KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN - TROLL IS OK IF IT WORKIGN FUR YOUS.





MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#55 - 2012-02-16 11:35:59 UTC
Rexxov wrote:
With all the extra attention from Goons, D3 will have this one in the bag. You should thank GSF Darius-they seem to be your biggest asset.


Indeed:

I should think Darius is well familiar with the concept of the "useful idiot," yes?

Ni.
Rocketman2
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#56 - 2012-02-16 14:03:27 UTC
Darius III wrote:




I got close to 1500 kills, primarily in small fleets while fighting outnumbered in hostile space. I suicide ganked over 100 Pods in Jita during this time as well. Working with various teams of gankers we killed 300 Bn in suicide kills/non-pods. I also found a way to revive wreck baiting and made it viable again resulting in 2,000+ kills by the pilots and corps I taught the method to. During this period I managed to climb into the top .05% of all combat pilots as recorded by Battleclinic.

I scammed other players out of over 25 Billion ISK in addition to countless ships, mods and even a few PLEX. I was able to get more tears this year than almost anyone in all of Eve, and many of the tears were from Goons and Test-whose tears are usually medical grade and have advanced many pathogenic research projects and cured diseases the world over. I also lured 40+ Faction Battleships to their doom doing fake "Non-rep logi" fleets in incursion systems. I successfully trolled Goons and Test into thinking I would "Freeport" the Brick systems in Delve-they were furious and many lols were had at their expense.

Perhaps my most notable achievement was becoming the only player in the history of New Eden to be deliberately podded by CCP Pilots. They have podded two orther people, but I was the only one killed with non-area of effect weapons. It happened in the CCP fleets before Christmas, and Brick Squad ninja looters recovered 16% of all Plex dropped in the first fleet.



Since you hate our dear lord Mittani so much why are you trying so hard to become just like him?
Chib
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#57 - 2012-02-16 16:51:25 UTC
Darius III wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
i think you're mistaking dismissive contempt for hate


LOL dismissive eh?

Protip > Dismissive people dont post 8 times in 20 minutes, in fact they wouldnt post at all. Looks like filling my shoes would be a "tall order" BWAHAHAHAHA



funny you should say that because that is EXACTLY what was running through my head when i read it lol

when i have dismissive contempt for someone i tend to ignore them completely...just sayin
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#58 - 2012-02-16 20:52:32 UTC
Lyrrashae wrote:
Rexxov wrote:
With all the extra attention from Goons, D3 will have this one in the bag. You should thank GSF Darius-they seem to be your biggest asset.


Indeed:

I should think Darius is well familiar with the concept of the "useful idiot," yes?

darius doesn't really get the concept of useful no

so he's halfway there
HELIC0N ONE
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-02-16 21:43:10 UTC
For someone who ran for CSM on a platform of 'trolling and lulz', you sure are sensitive to claims that you didn't make many serious concrete achievements during your term.
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-02-16 22:30:21 UTC
the more you keep insisting that oh no you really are trolling, the less trolling you do