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lee boots
Doomheim
#181 - 2012-02-13 11:30:04 UTC
HHHmmmmm Taday we were called ELITEST..
Yep we are that good :)
lee boots
Doomheim
#182 - 2012-02-14 14:14:45 UTC
Well now people here is some news on IT recruitment.
We have been taking a fair few and all are settling in very nicely.
Now for the bad news once we reach 250 recruitment stops.
Dont be the one who gets the door slammed in his face guys... get in now.
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#183 - 2012-02-14 21:32:09 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Well now people here is some news on IT recruitment.
We have been taking a fair few and all are settling in very nicely.
Now for the bad news once we reach 250 recruitment stops.
Dont be the one who gets the door slammed in his face guys... get in now.



Confirmed! You don't want Lee to slam a door in your face. He did that to me in the Captains Quarters once when we had a faction ship and the first person who got to it could have it. He got the ship and I got a broken nose and a door print on my face.

So you have been warned. Join IMPTECH now and talk with us!
lee boots
Doomheim
#184 - 2012-02-14 23:47:14 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
lee boots wrote:
Well now people here is some news on IT recruitment.
We have been taking a fair few and all are settling in very nicely.
Now for the bad news once we reach 250 recruitment stops.
Dont be the one who gets the door slammed in his face guys... get in now.



Confirmed! You don't want Lee to slam a door in your face. He did that to me in the Captains Quarters once when we had a faction ship and the first person who got to it could have it. He got the ship and I got a broken nose and a door print on my face.

So you have been warned. Join IMPTECH now and talk with us!


The faction ship in question lasted me all of 45 seconds : ((
Services me right for jumping into a 40 man bubble blob with raptors and rapier tackle : (

Good bye my shinney and good bye my pod : ((
Oh well upgraded my clone picked a new faction ship went back out and we got lots and lots of kills: )
Good i love being in IT......


Oh and having hamsters that can tie shoe laces together is always a bonus when getting ready to run for a door :)
lee boots
Doomheim
#185 - 2012-02-15 21:29:32 UTC
roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name is lee boots,
And im going to recruit you : )



Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#186 - 2012-02-16 00:30:23 UTC
lee boots wrote:
roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name is lee boots,
And im going to recruit you : )






Shake-a-spear isn't dead. WOW. We now know the ghost behind the the majestic writings, it was Lee Boots.

Also, you had hamsters helping pull you?!?!? F*ck that explains it!!! I'll have Finnis let me borrow his ferrets and we will have a rematch. It's on!

Come watch gentlemen and ladies, it'll be simulcast in the IMPTECH channel.
lee boots
Doomheim
#187 - 2012-02-16 12:26:07 UTC
All creatures are my friends..
Tuna fish
Sharks
Hampsters
Ferrets
Just to name a few.

The lastest is this ant i have : ) i gave it some jam/jelly in a dish and it has stayed here with me for almost a week.
It doesnt do much now but its the thought that counts : ) right lads ?
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#188 - 2012-02-16 21:47:43 UTC
Well what was it ant wrangler, Jam or Jelly? There is a difference as I know you would point out to any of us. I need to find out so I can try it myself. Talk about a good pair of eyes you can put anywhere. Another point for Lee on his creativity and animal wrangling. Now let's wrangle some more of you EU players. Come on, I know you want to! Why wouldn't you want to spend time with Lee Boots?!?!
lee boots
Doomheim
#189 - 2012-02-17 15:47:27 UTC
I said jam/jelly because over here in blighty its all called jam. Jam is jam if it has bits in it or not.

So any way fat bloke down the pub told me that WOW is the best online game in the world.
I told him that eve was the best online game in the world,
Then he said what would i know seeing as i spend most of my time online playing and talking with americans.
So i told him that the americans are some on the cleverest people i know with thoughtful insights into most things that are disscused.

I looked him in the eye,
I stared right into his sole.
He was unsure now and was begining to back down.
I then started to laugh and shouted TROLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL.

We then carried on drinking and singing our pub song.

God save our queen. o7
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#190 - 2012-02-17 21:07:51 UTC
lee boots wrote:
I said jam/jelly because over here in blighty its all called jam. Jam is jam if it has bits in it or not.

So any way fat bloke down the pub told me that WOW is the best online game in the world.
I told him that eve was the best online game in the world,
Then he said what would i know seeing as i spend most of my time online playing and talking with americans.
So i told him that the americans are some on the cleverest people i know with thoughtful insights into most things that are disscused.

I looked him in the eye,
I stared right into his sole.
He was unsure now and was begining to back down.
I then started to laugh and shouted TROLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL.

We then carried on drinking and singing our pub song.

God save our queen. o7


Looks like Lee can ever recruit complete strangers in RL who also play WOW. Impressive. This post contains many of the main skills we teach/condone in this Corp.... Trolling, drinking, cleverness, awesomeness.

Need we say more? You're recruitment officers don't do this. IMPTECH channel NOW....
lee boots
Doomheim
#191 - 2012-02-18 11:07:14 UTC
We roamed,
We killed
We hid,
We killed
We escaped,
We cameback and killed,
We had fun last night Smile did you ?
lee boots
Doomheim
#192 - 2012-02-21 09:37:29 UTC
Shocked Wheres the last few days gone....

Now let me tell you alittle about whats gone on in IT,

I know i keep saying this but yesterday we got a couple of old vets back in and today 2 more...
Now you know a guy is a vet not by his skill points but by the way he beats fast tackle to a decloak every time in a Mach Shocked

IT is becoming more and more as the old IT was,
The news is getting out that we are back and word is spreading,
TBH no one is reading this any more and its just word of mouth,

We are up to 190 members now and corp chat is very active in the EU time evenings and runs late into the US time zones.
We are still looking for more PvPers to join our ranks ( me i would like to see a few more EU time zoners in )

We are open until we reach 250 members and the way things have been going that really wont take to long now..

So come along and give us a chance and let us show you what you could be in the game, or just come along and show us that you know what you are Smile

Oh and yesterday i decided to give the daredevil a try :)
I will keep a update on my activity if its doesnt die with in 45 seconds of undocking in it What?
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#193 - 2012-02-21 20:41:50 UTC
So to update our loyal readers, I have finally (yes, months later) put guns onto a big fish flew it around space. Sadly a tuna was hard to find, so I strapped them onto a shark(See the shark on the left http://bit.ly/A7TaZ0 ). I made sure to bring breathing apparatuses and we stalked lions but I had to use lasers and not Autocannons, apologizes to the fans looking forward to it. Luckily, some 'lions' decided to swim into our school and looks like fish with guns work out well ( http://bit.ly/xwkPdd ).

More updates to follow but rest assured, we follow through with our plans so when Lee says the count closes at 250, he is cereal (very very cereal). So join IMPTECH and talk to us and join in on the fun.

P.S. if you do not know about our schools of fish with autocannons and breathing apparatuses then you need to go back and read this ENTIRE forum thread. After which, you will know and want to join.

P.P.S. Come watch Lee whoop some butt with that Daredevil. It is sexy
lee boots
Doomheim
#194 - 2012-02-22 15:44:06 UTC
Shocked
Strange things are afoot.
lee boots is about to get a stonking hard on ..
Find out why in imptech channel
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#195 - 2012-02-22 18:12:19 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Shocked
Strange things are afoot.
lee boots is about to get a stonking hard on ..
Find out why in imptech channel


I'd say so!!!

Skype, Space ships, Skirts, Dogs, Awesomeness.... I can't tell you more unless you're in IMPTECH or Lee Boots will beat me. Now if I was Carol from Archer, I might like it, but being as I am not, well I need to stay in line.
lee boots
Doomheim
#196 - 2012-02-23 22:31:03 UTC
My My My,

tried 3 time to post extra long post but each time it Failed....

Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#197 - 2012-02-23 23:44:30 UTC
lee boots wrote:
My My My,

tried 3 time to post extra long post but each time it Failed....




It is because you kept getting distracted by all the anoms waving and saying "Top of the morning, Mr. Boots! I am over here"! And all things considered that is not a bad distraction. Make the ISK and I'll take care of longer forums posts to get these readers into our IMPTECH channel!

GET IN THE CHANNEL NOW. DO IT, DO IT NOW!!! (This post has been Arnold approved)
lee boots
Doomheim
#198 - 2012-02-24 08:23:25 UTC
Its not so much the Anoms that call me its all the sigs Big smile
Almost every time i undock there seems to be one some where just waiting to jump out at me..
Just like al the girls i used to know at school Big smile
Please probe me out lee please.
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#199 - 2012-02-24 20:05:35 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Its not so much the Anoms that call me its all the sigs Big smile
Almost every time i undock there seems to be one some where just waiting to jump out at me..
Just like al the girls i used to know at school Big smile
Please probe me out lee please.


And probe them out you did and do! Only difference between now and then is that now you use a female to probe them Lol!!!

On a corporate note, the 200th Member marker was passed two days ago. Getting close to the hard cap of 250. Talk to us in IMPTECH channel or forever regret it.
lee boots
Doomheim
#200 - 2012-02-25 19:21:50 UTC
Yep over 200 members now...
I love love each and every one of them.
Could you handle my love ? could you ? huh? huh ?
You couldnt handle my love you wimps.......