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Every one else has had more sex than me

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Maxious
Dragon Knights of EvE
#1 - 2012-02-13 23:27:09 UTC
Err for those in the know. 3.5 ???
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#2 - 2012-02-13 23:29:42 UTC
You had sex 3 and one half times?What?

Yeeee! 
Borun Tal
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-02-13 23:33:56 UTC
Kehro Urgus wrote:
You had sex 3 and one half times?What?


Was the .5 self-service, or--- umm.... Never mind.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#4 - 2012-02-13 23:37:44 UTC
Borun Tal wrote:
Kehro Urgus wrote:
You had sex 3 and one half times?What?


Was the .5 self-service, or--- umm.... Never mind.


Must have been a dwarf.
Paragon Renegade
Sebiestor Tribe
#5 - 2012-02-13 23:37:49 UTC
Mr. Lefty is my only friend now :(

The pie is a tautology
Brock Nelson
#6 - 2012-02-14 03:12:56 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Borun Tal wrote:
Kehro Urgus wrote:
You had sex 3 and one half times?What?


Was the .5 self-service, or--- umm.... Never mind.


Must have been a dwarf.


Or a shemale

Edit: Wait? Bitches isn't censored but ***** is?
Goddamn isn't censored but shemale is?

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Drew Solaert
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-02-14 03:13:33 UTC
OP wins. That is all.

I lied :o
SpaceSquirrels
#8 - 2012-02-14 03:44:31 UTC
Just the tip?

Or you sit on your hand to give yourself the stranger?
Brock Nelson
#9 - 2012-02-14 04:18:53 UTC
That's not how the dutch rudder works

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-02-14 05:10:03 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Borun Tal wrote:
Kehro Urgus wrote:
You had sex 3 and one half times?What?


Was the .5 self-service, or--- umm.... Never mind.


Must have been a dwarf.


Or a *******

Edit: Wait? Bitches isn't censored but ***** is?
Goddamn isn't censored but ******* is?


Damn you to hell! Evil

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MeestaPenni
Mercantile and Stuff
#11 - 2012-02-14 05:30:33 UTC
Not everyone else.......just your mom.
















Don't kill the messenger.....it's just a mom joke.

I am not Prencleeve Grothsmore.
BeforetheStorm90
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-02-14 05:41:36 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
Borun Tal wrote:
Kehro Urgus wrote:
You had sex 3 and one half times?What?


Was the .5 self-service, or--- umm.... Never mind.


Must have been a dwarf.


Or a *******

Edit: Wait? Bitches isn't censored but ***** is?
Goddamn isn't censored but ******* is?



I have to admit, I found this post rather hilarious.
Anya Ohaya
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-02-14 08:51:34 UTC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship_paradox

(A statistical explanation of why your girlfriend is a ****).
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-02-14 09:03:01 UTC
3.5 sex means OP has had an accident and only three and a half fingers left on one hand. Blink

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#15 - 2012-02-14 09:11:00 UTC
Whats sex...

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#16 - 2012-02-14 09:11:38 UTC
Dude, masturbating doesn't count as 0.001 sex units.
Valei Khurelem
#17 - 2012-02-14 09:44:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Valei Khurelem
Quote:

Or a *******

Edit: Wait? Bitches isn't censored but ***** is?
Goddamn isn't censored but ******* is?


Cunts isn't censored but **** is :D, so technically I should be able to call everyone a bunch of cunts and get away with it :P

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Rico Minali
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-02-14 10:58:03 UTC
If you want to have less sex, just get married. Worked for me.

Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-02-14 11:01:12 UTC
Rico Minali wrote:
If you want to have less sex, just get married. Worked for me.


*LOL*
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-02-14 11:09:12 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
Quote:

Or a *******

Edit: Wait? Bitches isn't censored but ***** is?
Goddamn isn't censored but ******* is?


~@*%* isn't censored but **** is :D, so technically I should be able to call everyone a bunch of ~@*%* and get away with it :P


You are terrible

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COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
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