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Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#21 - 2012-02-12 00:44:57 UTC
SkiD-MaRk wrote:
Think if i was too be hit by a bus, i would crap my pants right before it hit me. But for sure right after.



I can only assume from your name you failed to follow OP's advice Roll

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Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2012-02-12 00:53:50 UTC
what type of bus ?
Kyle Valentine
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-02-12 01:01:10 UTC
Never !
They're a part of myself now !
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#24 - 2012-02-12 01:18:50 UTC
You see, except in very special circumstances, getting hit by a bus requires leaving one's place of residence.

Also, just in case it hasn't been stated, flipping one's underwear inside out does NOT count as changing them.

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2bhammered
Cyberpunk 2077
#25 - 2012-02-12 01:23:50 UTC
I want underwear I can sink my teeth into.
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-02-12 15:46:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Pok Nibin
I've just ordered half-a-dozen scanties in silk. Fellas, buy from Victoria's Secret, the XL does wonders for your love life, and your shapely image at the office. Nothing like the feel of fine silk and lace to pass the hours in those dreadful board meetings.

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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#27 - 2012-02-12 19:50:53 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
Just a friendly reminder. You never know when you might be hit by a bus.

I don't understand, if you get hit by a Bus chances are like really high your bowels will empty involuntarily.

It is funny how that part of serious injury is downplayed in Books and Movies. I guess the awesome Action Hero that just got shot in the Arm would not be considered as cool if he wet himself while it happened.


I have seen several movies where bus hits have alwasy seemed to resulted in death. They're almost as common as fruit carts in car chases now.

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Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#28 - 2012-02-12 20:33:57 UTC
Clearly there is cause for someone to invent underwear that changes itself if you get hit by a bus.
Taedrin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2012-02-12 21:45:46 UTC
Actually, once you die your bladder and rectum relax. If anything happens to be inside of either of these two organs... well, you get the drift.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#30 - 2012-02-12 22:39:12 UTC
These crotchless panties never really get dirty...

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MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#31 - 2012-02-12 23:56:16 UTC
I signed up to be a Goon and they require not only a full API key, but a urine, semen, and stool sample. So I gave them my underwear. Time to PVP regimental!

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Neoexecutor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-02-13 02:00:55 UTC
Random side fact related to topic somewhat. Justin Timberlake in some interview last year said he changes his underwear 6 (SIX!) times a day.
Cyzlaki
BRAWLS DEEP
HYPE-TRAIN
#33 - 2012-02-13 06:08:18 UTC
Neoexecutor wrote:
Random side fact related to topic somewhat. Justin Timberlake in some interview last year said he changes his underwear 6 (SIX!) times a day.

Anal leakage is a turrible thing.
Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-02-13 06:21:42 UTC
Its ok, I'm on top of it. I changed mine last week so its all good. Did you know you can double the amount of time you get out of a pair of pants? Just turn them inside out.
Natalinnux
Perkone
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-02-13 08:17:16 UTC
i turn my underwear inside out. mostly on sundays. but that's only if i really have to.
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