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Veldspar

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DJ FunkyBacon
Rabid Ninja Space Monkey Inc.
Monkeys with Guns.
#1 - 2012-02-09 23:39:03 UTC
Do not try to mine the veldspar, only realize the truth: There is no veldspar. Then you'll see, that it is not the veldspar you mine, it is only yourself.

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Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
#2 - 2012-02-09 23:40:56 UTC
ib4chribba

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Sometimes when I post, I look at my sig and wish that I'd follow my own god damned advice.

Ryunosuke Kusanagi
#3 - 2012-02-09 23:51:20 UTC
Zen Mining. The true path of mining.
Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-02-10 00:13:48 UTC
Posting in a Chribba thread.
Paragon Renegade
Sebiestor Tribe
#5 - 2012-02-10 00:18:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Paragon Renegade
Our Chribba, who art in the belt.
Hallowed be thy Veldnaught.
Thy ore be mined.
Hidden belts we find.
In 0.0 as it is in Empire.
Give us this day our daily Veldspar.
And forgive us our ore theft,
As we forgive those who thieve against us.
And lead us not into gate camps,
But deliver us from pirates.
For thine is the ore,
and the ice, and the moons,
fore ever and ever.

The pie is a tautology

Hecatonis
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-02-10 01:13:57 UTC
Paragon Renegade wrote:
Our Chribba, who art in the belt.
Hallowed be thy Veldnaught.
Thy ore be mined.
Hidden belts we find.
In 0.0 as it is in Empire.
Give us this day our daily Veldspar.
And forgive us our ore theft,
As we forgive those who thieve against us.
And lead us not into gate camps,
But deliver us from pirates.
For thine is the ore,
and the ice, and the moons,
fore ever and ever.


i smell a new t-shirt with this on the back and

Quote:
Yea though I Mine through the valley of Veldspar,
I will fear no Ganking:
for Chribba art with me;
His roids and Veldnought comfort me.


on the front.

ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-02-10 01:36:50 UTC
I am veldspar?

Stay away from me Chribba, don't hotdrop the Veldnought on me!

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.

Marcus Harikari
#8 - 2012-02-10 01:58:39 UTC
posting in chribba veldspar thread :)
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#9 - 2012-02-10 08:18:30 UTC
I love the hum of mining lasers in the mornings.

/c

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Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

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ASadOldGit
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-02-10 08:32:36 UTC
@DJ FunkyBacon - I smell a Chribba alt - he wants all the veldspar for himself! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!


Hecatonis wrote:
Quote:

Yea though I Mine through the valley of Veldspar,
I will fear no Ganking:
for Chribba art with me;
His roids and Veldnought comfort me.

You should be careful how some people interpret the term "roids" Shocked

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Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#11 - 2012-02-10 08:44:30 UTC
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:
Do not try to mine the veldspar, only realize the truth: There is no veldspar. Then you'll see, that it is not the veldspar you mine, it is only yourself.


A half truth, there is only Jaspet.

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 

My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-02-10 11:13:30 UTC
You are wrong. I mine veldspar. I sell trit for a fortune atm, and i´m not selling myself.
Tekki Batalyon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-02-10 11:18:09 UTC
My Postman wrote:
I sell trit for a fortune atm.


Looks like you're selling youself quite well right here in this thread...


DJ FunkyBacon
Rabid Ninja Space Monkey Inc.
Monkeys with Guns.
#14 - 2012-02-10 13:00:18 UTC
My Postman wrote:
You are wrong. I mine veldspar. I sell trit for a fortune atm, and i´m not selling myself.


If you think deeply on what I have said, you will realize that it is indeed yourself you are selling. You may need more beer to realize this fully. If it has gone flat, try using a sodastream.

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#15 - 2012-02-10 13:29:58 UTC
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:
Do not try to mine the veldspar, only realize the truth: There is no veldspar. Then you'll see, that it is not the veldspar you mine, it is only yourself.



I remember my first beer.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

5p4c3 M4n
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-02-10 15:07:16 UTC  |  Edited by: 5p4c3 M4n
Hecatonis wrote:
Paragon Renegade wrote:
Our Chribba, who art in the belt.
Hallowed be thy Veldnaught.
Thy ore be mined.
Hidden belts we find.
In 0.0 as it is in Empire.
Give us this day our daily Veldspar.
And forgive us our ore theft,
As we forgive those who thieve against us.
And lead us not into gate camps,
But deliver us from pirates.
For thine is the ore,
and the ice, and the moons,
fore ever and ever.


i smell a new t-shirt with this on the back and

Quote:
Yea though I Mine through the valley of Veldspar,
I will fear no Ganking:
for Chribba art with me;
His AsteEvilroids and Veldnought comfort me.


on the front.



+10 for the T-Shirt.
Someone design and print with Veldnaught behind front text.
Once printed post and email me.
I'll send money (Isk or Cash)
You send T-Shirt
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#17 - 2012-02-10 15:08:11 UTC
nerf veldspar

.

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#18 - 2012-02-10 15:11:08 UTC
You people are so sad

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Kilrayn
Caldari Provisions
#19 - 2012-02-10 15:15:21 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:
Do not try to mine the veldspar, only realize the truth: There is no veldspar. Then you'll see, that it is not the veldspar you mine, it is only yourself.



I remember my first beer.


You didn't do it right then.

Just sayin. Cool

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Tore Vest
#20 - 2012-02-10 15:17:01 UTC
mmmmm... veldspar P

No troll.

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