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Break the chains that bind you!

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Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#1 - 2012-02-02 23:06:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Collin Dow
You exist; yet you do not live.
You see; yet you do not experience.
You fight; against whom you do not know.
We are The 99 Percent.
We will teach you to live.
We will show you how to experience.
We will point you towards your foe.
And he shall be vanquished.


Comrades, ask yourselves, "Why do I run these missions? Why do I mine these asteroids?"
If the answer is not because it is what you want to do , you must shake the boot of the bourgeois off of your back.
You must stop running missions, like a dog looking for scraps from his master's table. You must stop feeding your income to corporations that leech off your labor, making the leadership fat while you toil.
On this momentous day, I offer you a chance to see the world in a new light.
A chance to see the world as a place for your taking, as something you do not merely have to right to live in, but control, to hold against all others.
On this most glorious day, I offer you hope.
Hope for a world in which you do not have to subjugate yourself in front of NPC masters or corrupt corporations.
On this day, I offer you the sledgehammer with which to break the chains that hold you supine at the feet of your emotionless taskmasters.

Comrades, today is the day to free yourself from the comfortable drudgery of highsec!

Join The 99 Percent today!
Vanquish your foes, experience the adrenalin of combat, and become independent!

Comrades, join TODAY!







Our Foes:
Nulli Secunda: 2000 players.
Red Alliance: 2000 players.
Against ALL Authorities: 3600 players.
AAA Citizens: 3000 players.
Assorted other SC: ~2000 players.
Us:
The 99 Percent: 654 players.
That's somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,000 players, now affected by or being deployed because of our actions. Join the little alliance that does big things. Join The 99 Percent!



We do it with small fleets, of awesome. You can join the awesome.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#2 - 2012-02-02 23:07:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Collin Dow
Reserved.

Join channel "99 Percent"

Accepting corps and players.

No alliance fees for corps.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#3 - 2012-02-03 06:41:51 UTC
Alliance recruitment continues...fear not the harsh cold of nullsec, for that cold soon comes to be more invigorating than you can possibly imagine.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#4 - 2012-02-04 00:05:36 UTC
Do not fear the blows and arrows of our nullsec opponents, for they can take your ship, they may take your pod, but they can never take your freedom! At least, not as long as you're in The 99 Percent!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#5 - 2012-02-05 11:24:40 UTC
High-sec friends, low-sec friends, null-sec friends, we welcome you all! Join up with The 99 Percent, and destroy all that entraps you!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#6 - 2012-02-06 07:34:35 UTC
Have you a white whale you've been hunting?
Tired of searching alone?
Join The 99 Percent, and from hell's heart stab at it!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#7 - 2012-02-07 19:29:43 UTC
Yesterday, 10 Rifters and 1 Catalyst grouped together, with one common desire: to shoot something.
This small gang ended up chasing a gang with superior numbers, composed of mostly drakes, with ECM support, a dramiel, and a rifter of its own, over 10 jumps.
This larger gang fled at every opportunity, barely keeping ahead of our pack of rifters, until they met up with friendly forces, swelling their numbers to roughly three times our size.
When they had this advantage, they stopped. Destroyed our scout. The rest of our force arrived, and we were each popped, before the drakes were even able to lock onto us.

It was amazingly gratifying.
Chasing down a foe is the greatest feeling.
Especially when the foe is in a larger fleet, with better composition.
FEEL THE ADRENALIN OF CHASING DOWN YOUR FOE.
JOIN THE 99 PERCENT TODAY!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#8 - 2012-02-08 18:15:22 UTC
More people join the alliance each day. Don't be left out, join channel "99 Percent" today, and ask a cheerful representative about joining!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#9 - 2012-02-09 07:04:41 UTC
Every day you delay, you miss out!
Join our public channel, 99 Percent, today!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#10 - 2012-02-10 01:21:38 UTC
Friends, every day gets better.
Every day, more join.
Every day, a new opportunity for you to make the best choice you can make.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#11 - 2012-02-11 21:15:20 UTC
Be free!
Join today!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#12 - 2012-02-13 19:57:27 UTC
You and your friend decided...let's make a corporation. You start playing, and realize that with just the two of you, EVE is hollow. So you go looking for an alliance...stop right here. The 99 Percent is the alliance for you. Nullsec PvP, no alliance fees, and camaraderie unlike any you'll experience in highsec!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#13 - 2012-02-14 05:29:11 UTC
Friends of highsec, our doors are still open, our stores are still full.
We still have a place for you.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#14 - 2012-02-14 06:43:44 UTC
All the way to VFK!

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#15 - 2012-02-15 03:36:58 UTC
Friends, our operations in Fountain are spinning up at a greater and greater rate. Join us and start spinning, spinning, spinning.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#16 - 2012-02-16 06:33:42 UTC
Oppressed brethren of high-security slavery, take your chance, dash your chains, join with The 99 Percent!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#17 - 2012-02-17 04:36:09 UTC
Don't shoot another rock.
Don't run another mindless mission.
Don't waste your life any longer!
Join The 99 Percent!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#18 - 2012-02-18 05:45:52 UTC
Come join us, friends and neighbors, in the loss of ships in pursuit of that most laudable goal, killing bitches.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#19 - 2012-02-18 15:11:30 UTC
Collin Dow wrote:
Friends, our operations in Fountain are spinning up at a greater and greater rate. Join us and start spinning, spinning, spinning.



Are you implying we just ship spin?

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.

Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#20 - 2012-02-18 19:58:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Collin Dow
Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:
Collin Dow wrote:
Friends, our operations in Fountain are spinning up at a greater and greater rate. Join us and start spinning, spinning, spinning.



Are you implying we just ship spin?


I don't know what YOU do, but I ship spin until my foe gets dizzy, vomits and dies of dehydration. Killmails always call it something else, though.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

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