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Sinners. Wants You! (To Read This)

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Tek Avellos
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-09-13 21:04:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Tek Avellos
Piracy. Lets talk about it. Piracy is defined in the Oxford English dictionary by words. So what does that mean to you? Not sure. But like I said earlier, we’re here to talk about Sinners.

Sinners. is a small group of great guys who spend a lot of time talking on Mumble to make up for the fact that one of our pilots never talks. Seriously. This guy pops on, never announces himself and lurks around until someone finally notices him. Imagine if you would a stormy night. You are alone in your home, wearing your PJ's or whatever and you decide to go for a snack. You've just put together a delicious roast beef sandwich made from last nights leftover pot roast. Maybe a slice of swiss cheese and a bit of mayo. You lift the sandwich to your lips when a sudden flash of lightning reveals the face of a guy staring into your window, watching you silently. Are you getting that sick feeling in your stomach? Yeah, that's how we feel when we discover him on voice-coms.

Honestly that’s the best part of Sinners. A stranger talking with us for the first time is likely to be confused by the large percentage (100%) of inside jokes, but I promise you that we are very funny. It shouldn’t take longer than a few weeks for a new pilot to learn them all. This is one of our few requirements. Occasionally you will hear a strange warbling noise we like to call “The Blargle Sound”. You will be required to learn this sound and recreate it at appropriate times. Here is an example so you can practice. This may be part of the interview process.


http://www.eve-sinners.com/Blarglesound.mp3


Sinners. can be found online at all times but are located primarily in US time zones. Most of us are older players, with families and responsibilities and all that stuff. We understand if your wife is mean to you and won’t let you play with your internet friends, or your new baby releases an unbelievable amount of waste and is unhappy about the location. We try to have a relaxed atmosphere overall. We will probably give you some hell about it though and we expect you to give us the same. This is another requirement.

If this sounds like the place you’d like to spend your time talking on voice-coms, we’d love to hear from you. Stop by our public channel ‘Public Sins’ and chat us up. If you aren’t completely horrified, stop by our homepage to check out our recruitment process and hit up the forum to drop off an application.


http://eve-sinners.com/recruitment

On a serious note, Sinners. is a small pirate corp based out of Lisbaetanne. Sinners. is looking for people who fit our play style and mesh with our personalities. A good sense of humor is required. We are a tight knit group that relies on each-others abilities to succeed. We have a killboard, voice-coms (Mumble), and forums available for members. Please, no trial accounts and no monocles.

Any questions may be directed to myself. Thanks for your consideration.
Marc Scaurus
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-09-15 20:51:58 UTC
Let's not forget to mention that Sinners. is part of the Burn Away alliance, home to some of the best (read: laziest and terrible) pirates in Eve. Come blow **** up with us - it's fun.

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Crocodile Tear
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-09-18 17:35:50 UTC
Compared to an elephant, the rhinoceros beetle looks minuscule. But ounce for ounce, this insect is considered the world's strongest creature Rhinoceros beetles, which get their name from the hornlike structure on a male's head, are capable of carrying up to 850 times their own body weight. A human with this relative strength would be able to lift some 65 tons.

Join Sinners.
Marc Scaurus
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-09-22 18:04:25 UTC
Some say they know only two things about carebears and that both of them are wrong.

Some say they can generate killmails while still docked in station.

All we know is...they're called Sinners.

Join today.

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