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Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting 2,874
Darth Gustav Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting Likes received: 2,874	#21 - 2012-02-02 10:59:54 UTC 1 Amsterdam Conversations wrote: I am so good I am the biggest pirate On my station I can't count to five. Seven is easy for me! But five is tricky. He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Okami Syndicate 3,673
Akirei Scytale Okami Syndicate Likes received: 3,673	#22 - 2012-02-02 11:08:36 UTC 1 Darth Gustav wrote: Amsterdam Conversations wrote: I am so good I am the biggest pirate On my station I can't count to five. Seven is easy for me! But five is tricky. I always had my suspicions about pirates sitting on undocks

Doomheim 1,138
Karn Dulake Doomheim Likes received: 1,138	#23 - 2012-02-02 11:09:22 UTC \| Edited by: Karn Dulake Lonely life in EVE-5 I Need like minded Virgins-7 Should i join the Goons-5 `I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.`


Karn Dulake Doomheim Likes received: 1,138	#24 - 2012-02-02 11:13:16 UTC I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE `I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.`


Akirei Scytale Okami Syndicate Likes received: 3,673	#25 - 2012-02-02 11:13:46 UTC Karn Dulake wrote: Loney life in EVE-5 I Need like minded Virgins-7 Should i join the Goons-5 Might I recommend Joining Raiden dot, I hear They love big space ships

Darkfall Helix 5
Misina Arlath Darkfall Helix Likes received: 5	#26 - 2012-02-02 11:15:29 UTC 1 Poor litte ship Just one midslot for years, Now patched! Quote: The following changes have been made to the Retribution New bonus: 7.5% bonus to Small Energy Turret tracking speed per skill level. +1 mid slot +15 CPU +200 armor hp


Darth Gustav Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting Likes received: 2,874	#27 - 2012-02-02 11:21:48 UTC Karn Dulake wrote: I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE I think I smell tears Fleeted with The Mittani. He wasn't that bad. He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 1,193
DarkAegix Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation Likes received: 1,193	#28 - 2012-02-02 11:23:31 UTC 1 Internet spaceships Very serious business Pen*s in local All real men hull tank Especially when active And smartbombs in highs My solo Cane roam Was a disaster. I died Because of Falcon


Akirei Scytale Okami Syndicate Likes received: 3,673	#29 - 2012-02-02 11:28:58 UTC Darth Gustav wrote: Karn Dulake wrote: I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest ** in EVE I think I smell tears Fleeted with The Mittani. He wasn't that bad. Holy **, you flew with the Mittani, I hear He never logs in

Darth Gustav

Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting

Likes received: 2,874

#30 - 2012-02-02 11:31:35 UTC

Akirei Scytale wrote:

Darth Gustav wrote:

Karn Dulake wrote:

I prefer Limericks

Roses are read
violets are blue
Undock yourship
The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE

I think I smell tears
Fleeted with The Mittani.
He wasn't that bad.

Holy ****, you flew
with the Mittani, I hear
He never logs in

Branch was just starting.
He logged in for fleet morale.
We didn't get fights.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Spybeaver 90
Lyrka Bloodberry Spybeaver Likes received: 90	#31 - 2012-02-02 11:33:50 UTC \| Edited by: Lyrka Bloodberry 1 Karn Dulake wrote: I prefer Limericks Roses are read violets are blue Undock yourship The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE I fear this is not a Limerick there's a scheme to which you must stick A A B B A and five lines are okay I'm sure that should do the trick Spybeaver

Darth Gustav

Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting

Likes received: 2,874

#32 - 2012-02-02 11:36:33 UTC

Lyrka Bloodberry wrote:

Karn Dulake wrote:

I prefer Limericks

Roses are read
violets are blue
Undock yourship
The Mittani is the biggest **** in EVE

I fear this is not a Limerick
there's a scheme to which you must stick
A A B B A
and five lines are okay
I'm sure that should do the trick

Spybeaver Haiku
To celebrate poetic
Mad talent and skill.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team 927
Meryl SinGarda Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team Likes received: 927	#33 - 2012-02-02 11:40:37 UTC I farted in my pod This liquid is strange Now I can't breathe


Darth Gustav Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting Likes received: 2,874	#34 - 2012-02-02 11:42:53 UTC 1 Meryl SinGarda wrote: I farted in my pod This liquid is strange Now I can't breathe If there is liquid I think that wasn't a fart. Still, condolences. He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom


Meryl SinGarda Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team Likes received: 927	#35 - 2012-02-02 11:46:31 UTC Fly a ship Jump through a low-sec gate Oops, dead


Lyrka Bloodberry Spybeaver Likes received: 90	#36 - 2012-02-02 11:50:57 UTC 1 Darth Gustav wrote: Meryl SinGarda wrote: I farted in my pod This liquid is strange Now I can't breathe If there is liquid I think that wasn't a fart. Still, condolences. Pity you can't die would be a heroic death to drown in your poo Spybeaver

Darth Gustav

Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting

Likes received: 2,874

#37 - 2012-02-02 11:57:53 UTC

Lyrka Bloodberry wrote:

Darth Gustav wrote:

Meryl SinGarda wrote:

I farted in my pod
This liquid is strange
Now I can't breathe

If there is liquid
I think that wasn't a fart.
Still, condolences.

Pity you can't die
would be a heroic death
to drown in your poo

Oh you can sure die.
The problem is you come back.
How foul the memories!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Akirei Scytale

Okami Syndicate

Likes received: 3,673

#38 - 2012-02-02 11:59:24 UTC

Darth Gustav wrote:

Lyrka Bloodberry wrote:

Darth Gustav wrote:

Meryl SinGarda wrote:

I farted in my pod
This liquid is strange
Now I can't breathe

If there is liquid
I think that wasn't a fart.
Still, condolences.

Pity you can't die
would be a heroic death
to drown in your poo

Oh you can sure die.
The problem is you come back.
How foul the memories!

We are a tag team
Of lyrical expertise
Shall we show them how?

Darth Gustav

Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting

Likes received: 2,874

#39 - 2012-02-02 12:03:56 UTC | Edited by: Darth Gustav

Akirei Scytale wrote:

Darth Gustav wrote:

Lyrka Bloodberry wrote:

Darth Gustav wrote:

Meryl SinGarda wrote:

I farted in my pod
This liquid is strange
Now I can't breathe

If there is liquid
I think that wasn't a fart.
Still, condolences.

Pity you can't die
would be a heroic death
to drown in your poo

Oh you can sure die.
The problem is you come back.
How foul the memories!

We are a tag team
Of lyrical expertise
Shall we show them how?

OK it's showtime
Check out the poetical
Collaboration!

Edited for content
I think I made a typo
But now it's quite fine.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom


Akirei Scytale Okami Syndicate Likes received: 3,673	#40 - 2012-02-02 12:06:34 UTC \| Edited by: Akirei Scytale 2 Darth Gustav wrote: Akirei Scytale wrote: We are a tag team Of lyrical expertise Shall we show them how? OK it's showtime Check out the poetical Collaboration! Like the great robot Voltron, we shall unite and Create something more!

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