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Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-01-26 04:10:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Ris Dnalor
Just get it over with and implement easy mode.

Put a big red button on the main screen that never goes away ( so people can find it )

When pressed, eve will go into easy-mode as follows:

A new neocon bar will appear with the following buttons.

[MINE] --the button begins glowing ominously, the correct ship, pre-fit, appears in your hanger, automatically deducting the proper amount of aurum from your wallet, the ship undocks, finds rocks, mines them, docks when cargo is full, rocks fly to ship hanger on automated conveyors, and is refined automatically. ship then undocks and repeats until the [MINE] button is pressed again.

[MISSION] -- as above, but with missions.

there ya go.

easy-button-freakin-eve. Now isn't that a grand idea?

o-wait, they banzors folks for trying to do that with macros don't they....Straight



(can't believe they needed to rename missiles... mind-blowing... truly)

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Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#2 - 2012-01-26 04:12:58 UTC
I am hoping one day they will put in a pause key. You don't know how many times I've pressed 'P' then thought...oops.Oops

Yeeee! 
Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#3 - 2012-01-26 04:13:22 UTC
Have one space like for accepting the inevitable..

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-01-26 04:14:10 UTC
Don't forget the eye candy. Red big button has to shimmer and blink to distract the player from mining too much.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Ai Shun
#5 - 2012-01-26 04:29:27 UTC
Have another like from me. But I'll have to unlike your post because you forgot to mention that all ships should be rendered with a gigantic condom shrink wrapped around them. For the Incursion runners and other risk averse players.
Alara IonStorm
#6 - 2012-01-26 04:36:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Ris Dnalor wrote:

(can't believe they needed to rename missiles... mind-blowing... truly)

All that for re-naming Missiles. Their was two threads that sarcastically suggested ships should get horrible designations just because Missile Ammo now follows Gun Ammo's Design in the naming convention. No one seems to complain about every size of Gun Ammo not having a separate name.

Anyway I eagerly await the Thread that suggests CCP shut down the servers and end EVE forever...

Because Missiles have been renamed. Straight
NaturalBeast
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-01-26 04:37:17 UTC
If only there was an easy button to delete forum posters like the OP.
Samantha Utama
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-01-26 05:46:03 UTC
I want to hide his posts, but they're comedy gold.
Isabelle Evotori
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-01-26 06:51:48 UTC
Ris Dnalor wrote:
Just get it over with and implement easy mode.

Put a big red button on the main screen that never goes away ( so people can find it )

When pressed, eve will go into easy-mode as follows:

A new neocon bar will appear with the following buttons.

[MINE] --the button begins glowing ominously, the correct ship, pre-fit, appears in your hanger, automatically deducting the proper amount of aurum from your wallet, the ship undocks, finds rocks, mines them, docks when cargo is full, rocks fly to ship hanger on automated conveyors, and is refined automatically. ship then undocks and repeats until the [MINE] button is pressed again.

[MISSION] -- as above, but with missions.

there ya go.

easy-button-freakin-eve. Now isn't that a grand idea?

o-wait, they banzors folks for trying to do that with macros don't they....Straight



(can't believe they needed to rename missiles... mind-blowing... truly)



If you are bored with the game then just quit.