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Birth: Demonspawn
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#1 - 2017-06-20 11:36:38 UTC
An unnatural birth and a most unnatural survival - thus does the demonspawn enter the world. And thus does Molok the Deceiver build his army for the final battle at the close of the Golden Age.

Next time, use the Holy Water as I instructed.
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#2 - 2017-06-20 11:46:54 UTC
....bwahahaha?

Queen of Chocolate
Ereka Nihil
Faded Light
#3 - 2017-06-20 12:13:17 UTC
Ease up on the Crash there, druggie.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#4 - 2017-06-20 12:24:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
Tease.
If you're posting an open letter to someone on the IGS, it is common courtesy to at least address the letter to the intended recipient.

Edit: Also...holy water? Why not blood?
Ereka Nihil wrote:
Ease up on the Crash there, druggie.
Way ahead of you.

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Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#5 - 2017-06-20 13:17:48 UTC
*shakes head* Oh, Nauplius.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2017-06-20 13:23:23 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
An unnatural birth and a most unnatural survival - thus does the demonspawn enter the world. And thus does Molok the Deceiver build his army for the final battle at the close of the Golden Age.

Next time, use the Holy Water as I instructed.


Oh gods and spirits.

Mr. Nauplius, this is exactly what got me forbidden to have tea with you.

To be clear, the only demonic quality the little one even arguably shows is the power to keep people awake at all hours, which is, by all accounts, completely typical of tiny human beings.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#7 - 2017-06-20 13:35:19 UTC
As my grandmother once said, " If you want to see a true demon wait until your hell spawn starts talking." Congrats Nauplius, I think thats the right thing to say..... I mean, you really shouldn't be breeding but whats done is done.
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#8 - 2017-06-20 13:38:21 UTC
Insomnithurgy? Hmm, that's ominous. Ah well, as long as it's not producing bioweapons-grade waste and draining caloric energy from its maternal lineage to fuel its growth I'm sure it'll be fine. If it is... well, may the spirits have mercy for the abomination surely will not.

Source: Every parenthood, of all time, ever.
Jev North
Doomheim
#9 - 2017-06-20 13:41:36 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Congrats Nauplius, I think thats the right thing to say..... I mean, you really shouldn't be breeding but whats done is done.

I don't think it's Nauplius who managed to, ah, procreate with-.. but thank you for that nightmare scenario, it's one I hadn't imagined yet.

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#10 - 2017-06-20 13:48:06 UTC
Jev North wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Congrats Nauplius, I think thats the right thing to say..... I mean, you really shouldn't be breeding but whats done is done.

I don't think it's Nauplius who managed to, ah, procreate with-.. but thank you for that nightmare scenario, it's one I hadn't imagined yet.

One can only hope... I really hope he has nothing to do with it aside from being a well wisher.
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated
#11 - 2017-06-20 14:13:03 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
An unnatural birth and a most unnatural survival - thus does the demonspawn enter the world.


My mum says this is what the docs told my dad when I was born.

But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose ♥
Serena Shi
Voluptatem
#12 - 2017-06-20 14:25:29 UTC
I knew I should have stayed away.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2017-06-20 14:44:37 UTC
Hey y'all what's goin' on in this here thre-

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At any cost
Arrendis
TK Corp
#14 - 2017-06-20 14:58:11 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Hey y'all what's goin' on in this here thre-


What's going on is that I'm gonna say this thread is the perfect reason to move over to the renovated IGS...
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#15 - 2017-06-20 15:02:04 UTC
And ... inevitably, I am now re-forbidden to join Mr. Nauplius for tea, the order consisting of short, sharp sentences.

Of. One. Word. Each. For. Emphasis.

So, the Praefecta's a little upset.

(You did say you'd stop saying stuff like this, Mr. Nauplius.)
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#16 - 2017-06-20 15:15:46 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
And ... inevitably, I am now re-forbidden to join Mr. Nauplius for tea, the order consisting of short, sharp sentences.

Of. One. Word. Each. For. Emphasis.

So, the Praefecta's a little upset.

(You did say you'd stop saying stuff like this, Mr. Nauplius.)


You're surprised he didn't stop when you asked him to?

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Arrendis
TK Corp
#17 - 2017-06-20 15:16:56 UTC
He says a lot of things. What I don't get is why anyone believes him.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#18 - 2017-06-20 15:19:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
Lasairiona Raske wrote:
You're surprised he didn't stop when you asked him to?

No, but I might be a little surprised he didn't stop after agreeing to stop.

It has been a little while, but....

Arrendis wrote:
He says a lot of things. What I don't get is why anyone believes him.

Actually he has a pretty good record of keeping his word, once given. At least to me.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#19 - 2017-06-20 15:53:52 UTC
It troubles me that I may have broken a vow made to Aria Jenneth. I do not recall whether I made a promise to permanently refrain from public discussion of the subject matter at hand, but at any rate I accept the punishment of exile from her company, which will be a terrible suffering for me. Furthermore, I shall attempt to compensate Aria later today by contracting her all of my Achuran captives, those recovered from Sansha Pleasure Hubs and thus given over to destruction according to the tenants of Naupliusism.

All that said, I do not retract my accusations. Empyreans, hear the words of Nauplius, Prophet of God!

  • Lady Aspenstar's husband is a Demon from the Pit.
  • Lady Aspenstar's baby is a demonspawn.
  • All this is a fulfillment of End Times Prophecy; the demonic infestation of the Empire in the twilight of the Golden Age as a prelude to the Great War that will bring about the Blood Age.


Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.
kul Shaishi
Yurai-Tenshin Zaibatsu
#20 - 2017-06-20 15:58:19 UTC
Achur captives There's a reason the provincial defense unit Full alert when you're all orbiting Achura
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