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Dearest Liara Enith,

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Jason Galente
Hole Punchers
Drifters Stole My Local
#101 - 2017-06-10 12:31:03 UTC
Mebrithiel Ju'wien wrote:
Halcyon Ember wrote:
Are you hoping to find people interested in a rebound or...?

DAMN! Hope J-Gal remembered to tank thermal, for that burn was HIGH burst deeps!


Wormholers are known for their high resistance profiles. I'm in a committed relationship, Halcyon.. much as it continues to shock me that some lovely soul sees fit to put up with my shenanigans.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#102 - 2017-06-10 15:56:37 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Mebrithiel Ju'wien wrote:
Halcyon Ember wrote:
Are you hoping to find people interested in a rebound or...?

DAMN! Hope J-Gal remembered to tank thermal, for that burn was HIGH burst deeps!


Wormholers are known for their high resistance profiles. I'm in a committed relationship, Halcyon.. much as it continues to shock me that some lovely soul sees fit to put up with my shenanigans.

I had heard, but when you go prodding into other people's relationships, one does wonder.

Queen of Chocolate

Jason Galente
Hole Punchers
Drifters Stole My Local
#103 - 2017-06-10 19:37:09 UTC
Halcyon Ember wrote:
Jason Galente wrote:
Mebrithiel Ju'wien wrote:
Halcyon Ember wrote:
Are you hoping to find people interested in a rebound or...?

DAMN! Hope J-Gal remembered to tank thermal, for that burn was HIGH burst deeps!


Wormholers are known for their high resistance profiles. I'm in a committed relationship, Halcyon.. much as it continues to shock me that some lovely soul sees fit to put up with my shenanigans.

I had heard, but when you go prodding into other people's relationships, one does wonder.


I would hardly call a public joking thread "prodding into other people's relationships". That tends to be a private and scandalous thing.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Blade Darth
Room for Improvement
Good Sax
#104 - 2017-06-10 23:59:11 UTC
Was Liara Enith fully satisfied?
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Black Advent
#105 - 2017-06-11 01:36:36 UTC
Blade Darth wrote:
Was Liara Enith fully satisfied?


I parsed this question through one of those analytic AI and all I got was:

A smashed avocado and corn syrup.


I have no idea what that means, AI are dumb sometimes.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
#106 - 2017-06-13 00:49:06 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I parsed this question through one of those analytic AI and all I got was:

A smashed avocado and corn syrup.


Damn.

That's pretty close...
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#107 - 2017-06-13 07:56:38 UTC
Lewd.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#108 - 2017-06-13 09:00:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Blade Darth wrote:
Was Liara Enith fully satisfied?


I parsed this question through one of those analytic AI and all I got was:

A smashed avocado and corn syrup.


I have no idea what that means, AI are dumb sometimes.


Weak A.I. are pretty dumb, considering they all run entirely on algorithms that are really, really rigid and inflexible for most parts. Weak AI, you know. Can't just tell them to write a letter, oh no, must define to them what is paper, dimension of paper, the exact measurement of the margins, font size, how to hold the stylus (and the instruction must be very precise), the exact motion of arms for every character, how many intervals must pass before inking the stylus, etc. etc. They can't really think and figure things out for themselves.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Blade Darth
Room for Improvement
Good Sax
#109 - 2017-06-13 19:54:59 UTC
Boring. Lets talk about dripping avocados instead.
And eggplants (to keep the fruit theme).
Once... had to .... push ....rd...
...
but lot.. *bzzz*...s of lube......
...
*concord officer chatter*
...
...
TRANSMISSION LOST
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Black Advent
#110 - 2017-06-14 11:22:50 UTC
Blade Darth wrote:
Boring. Lets talk about dripping avocados instead.
And eggplants (to keep the fruit theme).


I followed your Omen Navy Guide.

Instructions were unclear.

I put eggplant in the microwave and scorched it.

Now I'm reminded of all my boyfriends. (((((((

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Blade Darth
Room for Improvement
Good Sax
#111 - 2017-06-14 23:02:16 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I'm reminded of all my boyfriends. (((((((
A lot of scientists I presume, creating eggplant-plasma in a microwave.....
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Black Advent
#112 - 2017-06-15 00:33:06 UTC
Blade Darth wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I'm reminded of all my boyfriends. (((((((
A lot of scientists I presume, creating eggplant-plasma in a microwave.....


No, a dehydrated eggplant is just limp and unsatisfying.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#113 - 2017-06-15 09:25:59 UTC
Oh, and here I was thinking you had been scorching all your boyfriend's eggplants because they were unsatisfying.
I guess I'm happy to learn I was wrong.
Blade Darth
Room for Improvement
Good Sax
#114 - 2017-06-16 15:08:15 UTC
I still need clarification. Were those eggplants unsatisfying to the boyfriends, or the boyfriends eggplants unsatisfying to lady Veikitamo?
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#115 - 2017-06-16 15:20:49 UTC
Blade Darth wrote:
I still need clarification. Were those eggplants unsatisfying to the boyfriends, or the boyfriends eggplants unsatisfying to lady Veikitamo?

ms Gesakaarin doesn't seem like a woman easily satisfied

Queen of Chocolate

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Black Advent
#116 - 2017-06-17 08:53:21 UTC
Blade Darth wrote:
I still need clarification. Were those eggplants unsatisfying to the boyfriends, or the boyfriends eggplants unsatisfying to lady Veikitamo?


The latter. I am if anything an expert in proper aubergine preparation.

Kurilaivonen|Concern