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Pen Is Out Alliance - WANGS
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Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#1 - 2017-05-05 19:40:05 UTC
The Pen Is Out (WANGS) alliance is seeking like-minded, active PvP corporations.

Okay, look. I've seen 1000 of these corp recruitment ads and they all look the same. Blah blah blah, come join us. Screw that. Let's get real.

As long as you find meeting other people in space and shooting them in the face until someone's spaceship asploade... fun.

It's only a couple of hundred dudes total, But our activity levels are pretty high considering. In fact, we have consider ourselves capable in all time zones.

We started off as a couple of small FW corps and now, well...we're basically just a bunch of pirates that enjoy some FW fights... and some non-FW fights... and pretty much causing enough trouble that we all have a good time.

So, if you're a CEO and you have a group of guys that are and want to be part of a larger of guys who are having fun, we might be a good option for you.

If you're interested contact Tek Stalker, BigDaddy Toothbrush, or Papa Bearfish and let's see where it goes.
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#2 - 2017-05-06 23:49:00 UTC
"This is Patches O'Houlihan saying "Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you."

Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#3 - 2017-05-10 08:09:13 UTC
"We've already established that blowing up the ship I'm on isn't saving me."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#4 - 2017-05-11 05:36:36 UTC
"Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain."

Recruiting Open
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#5 - 2017-05-14 20:25:35 UTC
"Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!"

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#6 - 2017-05-16 03:15:11 UTC
"What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!"

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#7 - 2017-05-20 02:11:52 UTC
"Well... some of you may have figured out we're not home yet, we're only half way there. Mother's interrupted the course of our journey. She's programmed to do that should certain conditions arise. They have. It seems that she has... intercepted a transmission of unknown origin. She got us up to check it out."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#8 - 2017-05-27 01:36:42 UTC
"A soldier does not speak until spoken to by a superior officer. A soldier shows no mercy. Mercy is weakness. Weakness is death."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#9 - 2017-05-27 22:13:26 UTC
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#10 - 2017-05-28 22:11:45 UTC
" Well, it got so that every ****-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#11 - 2017-05-31 04:43:33 UTC
"They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#12 - 2017-06-01 05:05:24 UTC
"That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#13 - 2017-06-13 19:39:56 UTC
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

We put stuff in holes!
Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#14 - 2017-06-13 19:42:39 UTC
" I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?"

Recruiting Open!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#15 - 2017-06-15 04:32:07 UTC
"Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#16 - 2017-06-20 21:04:24 UTC
Yes! I say that we abandon this ship! We get the shuttle and just get the hell out of here! We take our chances and... just hope that somebody will pick us up!

Inquire Today
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#17 - 2017-06-22 05:33:44 UTC
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

Recruiting Open !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#18 - 2017-06-22 05:35:13 UTC
"This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!"

Inquire Today !
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#19 - 2017-06-24 03:54:41 UTC
Hemingway once wrote, "The world's a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

Inquire Today!
Tek Stalker
Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#20 - 2017-06-27 20:26:44 UTC
" I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

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