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A woman's complaint about character creation...

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Galaxxis
Unicorn Rampage
#21 - 2017-05-07 04:37:16 UTC
The SoE suits are all messed up. The men's make them look like they've had their sternum removed and the women's have a bizarre uniboob design. I don't know what kind of whacko experiments they're doing over there at SoE but they need to cut it out.
Pepper Swift
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2017-05-07 04:40:24 UTC
Signed for more bulge

What I need most.. is a day between Saturday and Sunday...

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Expendable Unit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#23 - 2017-05-07 06:06:36 UTC
The ass of a woman is holy and must be represented in the best possible way. As you all know, most of us normal men worship women's asses and I see no reason for a video game not to represent beautiful asses on females (and males I guess?).
l1j
Coalition of Brutality
Warped Intentions
#24 - 2017-05-07 06:36:41 UTC
Signed.

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Corvidae Crowfoot
Cro-Magnons
Cavemen.
#25 - 2017-05-07 08:42:22 UTC
Charley Varrick wrote:
Lulu Lunette wrote:
Would be hilarious if it worked like the boob slider. Go from obvious trouser stuffer to maybe it's cold. Smile


Can't help but wonder If women would have as much fun with that as guys do with the boob slider...


We would, and why shouldn't we have it? Blink
Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
Brave Collective
#26 - 2017-05-07 14:29:04 UTC
The higher up you fixate, the more well adjusted you are.
Just sayin.


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Eleonora Crendraven
Global Communications AG
#27 - 2017-05-07 17:56:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Eleonora Crendraven
Charley Varrick wrote:
Lulu Lunette wrote:
Would be hilarious if it worked like the boob slider. Go from obvious trouser stuffer to maybe it's cold. Smile


Can't help but wonder If women would have as much fun with that as guys do with the boob slider...


Yes they would Big smileBig smileBig smile


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Jacques d'Orleans
#28 - 2017-05-07 21:35:31 UTC
Ranzabar wrote:
So I'm in Sears yesterday looking for new jeans. The Levis section has jeans that sit County Jail style and Holy shyte, that's some serious malnutrition style. Where is my style that sits at the belly button?


FTFY. Cool


Jacques d'Orleans
#29 - 2017-05-07 21:36:45 UTC
Pepper Swift wrote:
Signed for more bulge


In that context, the Battle of the Bulge gets a totally new meaning. Big smile
Rawketsled
Generic Corp Name
#30 - 2017-05-08 00:07:10 UTC
I want a fat character.

I want my avatar to represent the hedonistic life a rich as feck capsuleer that I aspire to be.
Pix Severus
Empty You
#31 - 2017-05-08 01:48:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Pix Severus
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Also, most male char portraits look gay. According to my wife at least. Except this one. <<<< She says that one looks like some kind of deviant pervert.


How dare she, I'll have her know that I'm straight and manly.

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Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
#32 - 2017-05-08 08:13:50 UTC
Twerking in Stations

~ ~~ Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox. ~~ ~

Corvidae Crowfoot
Cro-Magnons
Cavemen.
#33 - 2017-05-08 10:52:30 UTC
Rawketsled wrote:
I want a fat character.

I want my avatar to represent the hedonistic life a rich as feck capsuleer that I aspire to be.


Honestly this is such a real point. Capsuleers ARE rich as feck, and have access to all the body modification technology they could ever want. IRL you can find people who have gone to extremes with tattoos and piercings. That far into the future of body technology, you'd be seeing some crazy stuff. We need more variety, and more scary stuff if you ask me. Immortal, dirty-rich space pilots would be all over making themselves look terrifying to baseliners.
Alysse TheRouge
TheRouge Corp
#34 - 2017-05-08 14:03:17 UTC
Living in a capsule 99% of the time...why do I want my avatar look like a girl on steroid...The only time you will see it it's if you pod me and event then, it will look like ****...
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#35 - 2017-05-08 16:48:12 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Also, most male char portraits look gay. According to my wife at least. Except this one. <<<< She says that one looks like some kind of deviant pervert.




I look like Snape

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#36 - 2017-05-08 17:14:42 UTC
Well, more options for Character Creation sounds good and all, just remember kids...it's CCP, not Illusion Software Company. So don't expect boob sliders to be a thing in Eve, but in all seriousness some more options in CC would always be nice, especially stuff not already in Eve. I might actually use my free re-sculpting thing I have yet to use for once.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#37 - 2017-05-08 22:41:05 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Also, most male char portraits look gay. According to my wife at least. Except this one. <<<< She says that one looks like some kind of deviant pervert.


How dare she, I'll have her know that I'm straight and manly.

Ha! It was this image that gave my wife the wrong impression of my char.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#38 - 2017-05-08 23:01:14 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Pix Severus wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Also, most male char portraits look gay. According to my wife at least. Except this one. <<<< She says that one looks like some kind of deviant pervert.


How dare she, I'll have her know that I'm straight and manly.

Ha! It was this image that gave my wife the wrong impression of my char.




It burns!!!!!!

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#39 - 2017-05-08 23:11:15 UTC
Bubulubu Bubulubu
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#40 - 2017-05-08 23:25:08 UTC
What do you mean all the men look gay.... More like Fabulous!!!
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