Intergalactic Summit

As I said in my introduction, the english language used by all spacers is sadly not my mothertongue, so I try to write the best way that I can.

I hope that you find it, at last, understandable, and, moreover, enjoyable.

Really, most Amarr can't even own slaves, only the Holders can. As for the Brutor Bowl...

6 beers actually seems pretty reasonable, considering the way it renders down as the alcohol boils off. You'll be left with a kind of wheat broth, with the alcohol boiling off and the carbonation both helping to keep things from settling too much. You might want to look into Tsuivan, as well. I'm pretty sure it's originally Vheriokhor in origin, but plenty of Clans among the other Tribes have picked it up as well, including my own.

We Stornauga also tend to make a pretty mean Protein Pizza. Uses lots of meat when we can get it, and lots of flavored suppliment paste when we can't. Sebiestor jury-rigging, I suppose.

To everyone else... he's new. He's been told a lot of things about the other empires. And he's Brutor. He's not going to be genteel and effervescent. Give him time, and forgive any early missteps. He'll learn the truth of different parts of the cluster, and then he'll have informed opinions everyone can get offended over, just like the rest of us.

I give you credit for a nice lamb recipe. I like lamb. I also reserve the right to ride directly over your rotty face with a horse if you so much as suggest again that any Amarr woman ought depend on a husband to shoot a laser for her.

Make some Khanid food next. Go on.

I figured that was actually a software error in the UT, myself. I know there's an 'Ingles' (IN-glez) Clan with some members over in Eystur, it might've mangled a reference to a patois he's heard among the traders over there? Either way, it's not worth worrying about—he'll adjust.

The Only Time an Amarr Lady would have a Husband or other Man fire a Laser for her, is when her Outfit does not Lend itself easily to the wearing of a Holster for a Ladies Laser Pistol.

Carthum Conglomerate and Noble Appliances both Manufacture several ranges of Ladies Laser Pistols, and Accessories, such as Thigh Holsters, for wearing under a Dress, as well as Other Concealed Weaponry, which allows a Lady to fire a Laser from Several Unexpected Locations.

Ah, cooking. I'm quite fond of baked goods myself. Both actual ones, and as metaphor. The Cake of Lies and so on.

Anyway !

Here's a simple walnut recipe.

Ingredients: A Bunch Of Walnuts.

1. Take the Walnuts and

2. Throw them away, because Walnuts are an Abomination.

It can't be that hard, pilot. They've basically had four thousand years of spacefaring civilization at this point, so the easiest way to conduct that dig is probably ...

... buy an old cookbook?

Or just check GalNet. Or check out an old Amarrian library. We probably even have a few resources like that at the Lamp.

Not the least of which is probably Ms. Qerl, come to think of it.

Every once a year, during the Winter Solstice, far flung members of Clan Egivand, well, some of them at any rate, will go home to the Enclave to feast upon several whole goats, whose less fleshy parts tend to be cured in lactic acid.

A) Yep, you can totally do it with enough goats' milk. You just have to have more goats than you're eating. Also doesn't hurt if you store the milk up for a bit in refrigeration.
B) Buahahahaha paradise.

However it does sound like food from the capital and in a Oddsense considering i'm from