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CONCORD / Police

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Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#41 - 2017-04-12 07:23:37 UTC
Sorry, just deconstructing my thoughts down to the lowest common Dom & Dommer, I mean denominator.
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#42 - 2017-04-12 07:34:14 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Sorry, just deconstructing my thoughts down to the lowest common Dom & Dommer, I mean denominator.

Uh, well .. okay.

I'd recommend smoking weed to help with that, and other stuff.

You'll care less (though possibly post even more).
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#43 - 2017-04-12 08:20:54 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Sorry, just deconstructing my thoughts down to the lowest common Dom & Dommer, I mean denominator.

Uh, well .. okay.

I'd recommend smoking weed to help with that, and other stuff.

You'll care less (though possibly post even more).



Is it true you sold one of your corpses for 1bil isk to an admirer, or urban myth?
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#44 - 2017-04-12 09:15:35 UTC
Lol Holey
You having another breakdown?

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Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#45 - 2017-04-12 09:19:04 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Lol Holey
You having another breakdown?


Dare you to say his name three times tonight Dommy. Blink
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#46 - 2017-04-12 09:50:06 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:


Is it true you sold one of your corpses for 1bil isk to an admirer, or urban myth?

Yeah, 1.5b.

I jump cloned, then had Candi smother me to death. No marks on the corpse then, hey. Then the corpse was shipped off to my friend Arlette who runs Clarity Inc, the science and research division of my family's loose 'alliance'. She kinda did taxidermy to it, I guess you could say. Re-hydrated, put a synth-skin on it, fake hair, eyes n' everything to match the living me. She even made it fully posable! Kinda creepy, yo. Though I'm used to it 'cause my sista keeps memorable bodies on display in our citadel's foyer to greet n' shock guests. They all been restored the same way.

See that lil runt guy on the left? That's Andrew Jester. What an a**hole. He's Candi's friend though so like ... whatever. He was so short we had to insert a thick pole from beneath to hold him upright.

Anyways, back to the story, mista Agrippa n' yeah so my newly restored corpse-doll was shipped off to the buyer, along with a very special, and kinda graphic, certificate of authenticity. I'd show ya a copy but well, yeah.
DED enforces PG-13 'round here.

If ya want one I can totes slot myself again, hey. It's easy money really n' I don't care what folks do with dead-me.

Holla.
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#47 - 2017-04-12 10:18:28 UTC
Well done for bagging and mounting Andrew Jester. Smile

My Main enjoys griefing griefers ( best tears, better than Codies ), I was tracking Panther Eto who was hiding out in a J system ( and bragging how he was untouchable ). I paid good isk to Jester to locate my quarry. Sent me almost into an ambush in low sec with a false WH entry. This was before I made friends with the CEO of Hole Control. No one is untouchable in Eve.

Live and learn.


SmileSmileSmile
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#48 - 2017-04-12 10:29:42 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Sorry, just deconstructing my thoughts down to the lowest common Dom & Dommer, I mean denominator.

Uh, well .. okay.

I'd recommend smoking weed to help with that, and other stuff.

You'll care less (though possibly post even more).



Is it true you sold one of your corpses for 1bil isk to an admirer, or urban myth?

People are weird. Corpse's are a personal trophy of your conquests. That said I know a bunch or Rabblets still want mine...

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#49 - 2017-04-12 10:35:32 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Concord fights cancer.

Concord needs to put you down permanently then... Your just a tumor

@norg
You can place the deputation of capsuleers into a pve setting by creating missions to police pirates to get cool ship skins and more police variants of standard ships with lights that actually work.

Pve mission
Say sepentis is stealing ore from an Outpost your mission is to immobilize and detain. You go to the Outpost bring the ship shields down place them into deep armor and they warp disrupted and webbed to hell and back, a mini game pops up from here where it's you going through their cargo to get what they stole as evidence, now you can be the good cop and only take the evidence or you can be the bad cop and take whatever you want.

Rep begins to build with either Concord or the pirate faction depending on if you let them go or except a payout

Rep increase by .01%

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#50 - 2017-04-12 10:49:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
Saeger1737 wrote:
Your just a tumor




No Atari, not wanting to sound like Sol, "You are" just a "tumour". I do not blame you Atari, I put it down to the USA education system.

Now write it out a hundred times.
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#51 - 2017-04-12 10:54:04 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Your just a tumor




No Atari, not wanting to sound like Sol, "You are" just a "tumour". I do not blame you Atari, I put it down to the USA education system.

Now write it out a hundred times.

Whose Atari?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#52 - 2017-04-12 10:56:46 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Well done for bagging and mounting Andrew Jester. Smile

Don't thank me, mista. Thank my big sista.

She always had this love/hate thing going with him ever since we was in Sky Fighters with Jester. We actually rescued him when he ran Jester's Hole corp n' got invaded by angry Russians. After that they disband and he came to Sky Fighters. That was when we got to know how truly messed up that guy is. You either love him or totally hate him, nothin' inbetween.

Candi used to go out stream-ganking dudes with him sometimes, it's pretty funny.

Anyway so yeah, you ever watch Herrbert's youtube holovid series(s)??

We're big fans, or we used to be when he did 'em regularly. He had this series called 'Interview at the sun', where he would interview prominent wormhole persons on TS while dueling to the death at the sun. It's pretty cool, check it out sometime.

Anyway, my sista is friends with Herrbert n' said to him that he should do a Interview at the Sun Redux, like sentimental episode with an all-star cast. My sista suggested Bert should interview Jester while dueling. Surely those two lunatics brought together should make for a funny interview. My sista offered to host the show in our family's home, a humble little C2, and also do a guest appearance of her own. Bert and Jester accepted, and it was decided they would duel in Drakes at the sun during the interview.

So the big day comes, hey. My sis sets up depots n' stuff at the sun, sponsor named and this kinda thing. This is the space Superbowl heavy weight galactic championship right here, yo. My sista brings a 'ceptor fitted specifically for catching pods for some reason, and hovers about 50k above the fight like an Achur vulture as filming, fighting and the interview begin.

Long story short the interview is actually interesting, Bert asks a ton of questions about why Jester left w-space for null and being a wormhole traitor himself who also left to null, Bert is pretty empathetic to most of Jester's replies. It was actually a good interview and I've never heard Jester speak so intelligently before or since. Anyway, Jester wins the duel meantime - his armor tanked drake beating Bert's hull tanked Drake.

Jester starts to beat his chest, hey. Kinda a hollow sound 'cause he got no hair on it. But before he could celebrate it was Suddenly Candi, de-cloaking in her Proteus to dishonor the interview and tackle Jester. In comes my sista like a fat kid onto a cupcake n' it's on, mista Agrippa. Poor Jester gets rekt pretty quick, followed by his pod. Bert's pod runs for the hills "Nooo !" but he wasn't ever in any danger. ♥

And yeah, so now that corpse is on display in our home. Good times, hey.

Sorry to go off-topic.
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#53 - 2017-04-12 11:35:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
Well Shelby, ( I would not say it in ear shot of her) I think you are much more interesting than Vimsy ( I just liked her POCO's). You should hang in C&P more often and regale us with your amazing stories.

Even though he drank my mothers phoo, I think you could out fetish Morts with your bizarre insights into human behaviour.

Don't be a stranger round these parts. Smile

What do you think Noragen? Shelby's wasted in General Discussion.
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#54 - 2017-04-12 11:46:36 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
You should hang in C&P more

Nah, Oops I hang out most in OOPE.

It's totally cray up in LAGL. Cool

I used to post my 'pirate stories' there, but people would report 'em sometimes and yeah, don't wanna ruin our forum home. ISD's probably let me get away with posting killmails and stuff there more than I deserved. I love to tell a story, hey. I just prefer a more spammy environment. Oops

My sista has her blog, but it's like 2 years outta date.
Areen Sassel
Dirac Angestun Gesept
#55 - 2017-04-13 02:09:39 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
A criminal act occurs, you're in your ship doing whatever you usually do and suddenly up comes the CONCORD cyno alert. Maybe it's delayed by a few seconds, depending on the sec status of the system involved. You've only got seconds to respond to the cyno alert or it's gone.


This is a pretty cute idea, actually. It largely overcomes the "I shoot my criminal alt to collect the payment", because of the lack of control over whoever else horns in on the kill.

However, it does let one get free jumps by judicious use of prepositioned alts in rookie ships. I guess some sort of lore nonsense would have to establish that CONCORD anticynos you back to where you started once the incident's over, you can't jettison cargo while it's happening, and probably some stuff to block some other clever dodges. Given that CONCORD's magic already, I guess that would be OK.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#56 - 2017-04-13 06:42:30 UTC
Areen Sassel wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
A criminal act occurs, you're in your ship doing whatever you usually do and suddenly up comes the CONCORD cyno alert. Maybe it's delayed by a few seconds, depending on the sec status of the system involved. You've only got seconds to respond to the cyno alert or it's gone.


This is a pretty cute idea, actually. It largely overcomes the "I shoot my criminal alt to collect the payment", because of the lack of control over whoever else horns in on the kill.

However, it does let one get free jumps by judicious use of prepositioned alts in rookie ships. I guess some sort of lore nonsense would have to establish that CONCORD anticynos you back to where you started once the incident's over, you can't jettison cargo while it's happening, and probably some stuff to block some other clever dodges. Given that CONCORD's magic already, I guess that would be OK.

I think notifications should be sent out via constellation to avoid the mysterious jump drive thing, and deputies should only operate in .8 to .5's of highsec the higher sec areas being Concord as usual protecting rookie systems and some trade hubs.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Azov Rassau
Iron Destiny
#57 - 2017-04-14 22:59:11 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
What do you guys think?

Would the C&P players do a better job then CONCORD / Police?

the C&P players are doing a better job than CONCORD / Facpo.

here’s a glimpse of what can be achieved by players who are motivated, organized and dedicated to ruining the ganker’s day, have a look at these videos and pictures -> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, …etc....

(lol, I wonder how the "AG are ineffective concord whorers and they dont create content” crowd will react to it.)

Look at the quality of the content. That is emergent gameplay and there’s enormous potential for more.

I am not an expert in all elements of Highsec Anti-piracy, but having prevented over 150 miner ganks (saving their targets) in the past, I have some experience in miner protection field and what follows is my opinion. In a 0.5 system for example, concord has about 20 seconds of delay. During those 20 seconds (=concord's absence), a player can do very much to ruin that gank. Alpha’ing that Cata, jamming it, weapon disrupting, heavy neuting it so that his blasters stop working, bumping the miner and so on. ECM has been my area, which is how I (and many competent pilots in the HSM) have been stopping miner ganks for years now.

During my AG gameplay at belts I often felt like concord was whoring on my intervention and taking all the fun away by divinely attacking the ganker that I was already attacking about 15 seconds ago quite effectively. This is where it gets interesting, because quite honestly in vast majority of those encounters, concord wasn’t even really needed since I (= a player) was already applying permajam, point and DPS on the ganker’s Catalyst with my Falcon shortly after the ganker turned criminal, long before the idiot NPCs of concord’s spawned.

Take a look at this and that kill mail for example,both are gank attempts, the Catalysts had become criminal and concord was on its way, but do you see concord in the involved parties? None. The real players’ DPS & ECM was faster and much more successful (and fun!) than concord. In other words, the gank was prevented (by real players) before concord was even around. I consider these as wonderful examples and exactly what Highsec should see more and more.

I am against the idea of removing CONCORD completely, not in the foreseeable future at least. However, more tools and motivation sources for players to engage in Anti-pirate gameplay and less power for Faction police & CONCORD would make Highsec more interesting, especially in a game like EVE which is supposed to be a player-driven universe.

We should also ask the following question: how to encourage player-driven encounters between criminals and Player Police and how to get them closer to each other so that an encounter occurs? IMO, criminals' activity should be more 'trackable' in-game. Here's an idea: Currently, outlaw (-5 and less) gankers see a notification on their screens whenever they enter a new Hisec system. This notification should also be broadcasted in Local chat. For example, you're in Niarja and the -10 ganker Aaaarrgg jumps to Niarja from Kaaputenen in a Thrasher. The Niarja local should say something like: "-Kaaputenen (Stargate)-: Outlaw Aaaarrgg has entered Niarja!" A Slasher pilot (for example) who sees this in Niarja can decide to jump into Madirmilire to try to tackle him there to ruin his operation. In return, the ganker can try to Alpha that Slasher who messes with him. And there, you got a player interaction! A long time ago I had read an interesting article in MB about the possible advantages of removing the Faction Police and it had several points that I agree with. Catching outlaws at gates is great fun and if you have some good DPS and support from other players, the Faction Police isn't really needed either..

What should CCP do asap, in my opinion, is to remove the non-sense automatic warp disruption that gankers suffer upon going criminal. Tbh as a player in my Falcon, I want to be the one who pins down the ganker. I am sure that the ganking community would love to see that removed as well (see: boomerang ganking)

I still find great enjoyment in stopping miner ganks whenever I tab into Highsec. Sometimes it can get a bit boring to wait for gankers to show up for hours (which is why Saeger1737's notification and deputies idea is good) but it’s a lot of fun to ask the gankers to get a ganking permit, send them my “Ruined Gank Report Form” and tell them to obey to my Code of Conduct. Big smile About a week ago I saved a Mackinaw in Uemisaisen and judging from their reaction in Local, the gankers were dazzled and happy after that encounter (I have seen this happen so many times). This is the reason why I think that more emphasis on Player Police concepts and ideas are important for Highsec. It’s fun and rewarding for everyone.

I like the flow of ideas in this thread, it’s like a Highsec Think Tank. Much more interesting than ineffective stuff like that 30 pages long Stellar Order thing (has XeX stopped a gank yet? lol)

Be the change you want to see in Highsec.

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Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#58 - 2017-04-14 23:15:19 UTC
Outstanding presentation Azov, made me hard watching those videos. Cool



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They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#59 - 2017-04-15 02:31:59 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
A little story from another game I was testing out a few weeks back called Albion. We were running an open world dungeon and won a DPS contest against another group but the loot bugged out so after 2 mins it was free for all. Without a single dissenting voice I had the rest of my party flag up (for 10 mins min) and dunk the other party throwing away our reputations and ability to actually enter safe zones for about an hour of farming but more importantly about 10 hours of PVE grinding to get 'glorious rep' back. This is basically in eve going from +5 to -6 in one go.

Anywho this group of PVE only nerds with 0 kills to their names and 0 desire to go looking for trouble flagged up and attacked this other group over an unknown loot drop that was rightfully theirs in their mind. In any other situation I would never have been able to get them to PvP however over a PVE objective being ****** with they turned into stone cold killers to the last man. Ok not quite they spent the next 10 mins fearful the entire server was after them and the next hour straight grinding their rep back so they could enter a town again :D. The point is you give somebody a reason to fight other than 'dank kills' and most of the time one charasmatic personality can change them from 'carebears' into 'gankers'

PS 2 of them commented it was the most fun they had had in game so far and came with me ot the 'black zone' (Null-Sec) later that week.

PSS Give me solid PVE objectives to fight over and I'll give you highsec(or any sec) Carebears willing to show some teeth

They kind of do provide that with escalations to low/hostile space and level 5 missions. Except, if I see combat scanners while I'm running an escalation, I know:

1: Because of the "don't take a fight you don't have the advantage in" rule, I don't want to be there. Whoever is probing me has enough firepower to kill me, so I would be stupid to stay.

2: If I'm not in the site, they can't find the escalation. I go dock/cloak, and the fight is over before it starts, lock or no.

3: While I was out running my escalation, most of the guys actually looking for fights were T3C pilots. Or: those ships which can facetank 1000 DPS all day while holding a target so his friends can show up. Under neut pressure.

Because I'm not there to pick a fight (and the escalation won't let me fit for a fight unless it's something stupidly shiny), the way the game is designed right now does not encourage me to engage. So....

If escalations worked FW-style and turned into anomalies when the explorer warped to them, anybody in system would be able to see the site on probe scanner and run it. Except if that happened, trying to ninja-run the escalation wouldn't be a serious option any more.

If I brought a *fleet* to the escalation, it might be a different story. I wonder if escalations were designed to require fleets to run, specifically so we would have something for small fleets to fight over. Except you'd be stuck with the same story after a while: anyone looking to surprise a fleet would usually be prepared for the kind of fleet which runs escalations (and be able to see everyone uncloaked in site at once on combat scanners).

If escalations were a king-of-the-hill mechanic with some kind of distracting minigame for several minutes, an explorer could bring something PvP-fitted to an escalation and be able to fight back-but again, the hunters will adapt and make "stay and fight" a usually bad option.

Level 5s are the same story: if you're fit to run the level 5, you probably aren't fit to fight whatever's coming to kill you, so better stay aligned and warp out whenever something even slightly threatening shows in system.

tl;dr fights over PvE objectives in EVE favor the hunter. A lot. As long as that's true, the prey have no reason to do anything but avoid the fight.

A signature :o

Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#60 - 2017-04-15 04:26:01 UTC
Azov Rassau wrote:
ECM has been my area, which is how I (and many competent pilots in the HSM)

competent, ecm and hsm don't fit in the same paragraph pal Blink

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