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[EVENT] Rock Your Body at L'Amore
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#21 - 2017-04-12 00:45:06 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Pfft, that ain't real nice. That's my generation ya talkin' about !

Soundin' like my sista. Anyway, who's gonna look out for you then?

But ya could be right. We gonna need somewhere quiet n' discrete to retreat to, hey. If stuff starts gettin' totally cray.

Also, Ms Raske seems real cool, I don't think she'd run a dangerous place ...


I never meant to imply that you were weak and incapable, Ms. Dusette, only that the extreme wickedness and vileness of this place can overwhelm anyone. We shall look out for each other.
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#22 - 2017-04-12 01:16:56 UTC
Loai Qerl wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
You comments about my age are hurtful, madam.



This is, I think, the first time I have ever heard an Amarrian man complain about someone saying he looks properly aged.

Yeah I know right. It's like he's self-conscious or somethin', I'd reckon he's hot for me but I know he's already totes smitten with Ms Raske, hey. And friends with one of me sistas too. It's pretty awkward all round, hey.

Nauplius wrote:
We shall look out for each other.

You know what that means, yeah?

I'll probably be in underwear, mista Nauplius. Silky n' see-through, maybe some big boots n' a tiny leather corset on top though. If my garter straps get twisted up n' stuff dancin' then you gotta untangle 'em. If stuff starts ridin' up into uncomfy places you gotta help me get it out n' if I get an itch on me back where my bra-strap joins you gotta undo it for me n' scratch the spot.

Oh yeah n' 'cause ya reckon the place'll be filled with dangerous peeps then you better come with me to the ladies room too when I need to pee n' be ready to hold me fringe off my face if I get too smashed n' start spewin'.

What about you, mista N. Whatcha expect from me?

ѕнєℓву

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ѕσ мσιѕт ♥ ѕυcн вяανє ♥ мany lєgισи ♥ wow
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#23 - 2017-04-12 02:19:31 UTC
Um.

Upon further consideration, perhaps you might be better off with a different escort, madam.

P. S. Know if Kellie is free that night?
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#24 - 2017-04-12 02:32:51 UTC
Wow! Stood up and the party ain't even started yet !

Cold as ice ! Cry

I'd totally have held ya mullet outta the way for you if you was spewin' up ...

I don't think Kellie is thinkin' of going. Last time two of us went to a thing my big sista said it was a lot to manage, hey. This one's just for me. 'sides, Kellie couldn't pull off a lacey numba like I could.

ѕнєℓву

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ѕσ мσιѕт ♥ ѕυcн вяανє ♥ мany lєgισи ♥ wow
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2017-04-12 02:55:20 UTC
Loai Qerl wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
You comments about my age are hurtful, madam.



This is, I think, the first time I have ever heard an Amarrian man complain about someone saying he looks properly aged.


You would think he would have taken that as a compliment.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#26 - 2017-04-12 03:22:22 UTC
Lasairiona Raske wrote:

Okay, this is just infinitely creepy.

Just remember, you brought this upon yourself.

I won't be coming to this one.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Arrendis
TK Corp
#27 - 2017-04-12 03:29:10 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
I won't be coming to this one.


But we were promised punch and pie! Napkins there will almost certainly get the punch... we need PIE.
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#28 - 2017-04-12 07:20:16 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Lasairiona Raske wrote:

Okay, this is just infinitely creepy.

Just remember, you brought this upon yourself.

I won't be coming to this one.


We should talk...

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#29 - 2017-04-12 11:32:47 UTC
Lasairiona Raske wrote:
Theme: Leather and Lace

You got my attention.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#30 - 2017-04-12 11:50:12 UTC
"To the Chosen the Vherokior bares her waist: stroke its curves and you forget about the Scriptures for a day."
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2017-04-12 12:17:34 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
"To the Chosen the Vherokior bares her waist: stroke its curves and you forget about the Scriptures for a day."


What's with you and Vherokior? Did you have a tryst with Vherokior lass and regret every second of it?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#32 - 2017-04-12 12:43:29 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
"To the Chosen the Vherokior bares her waist: stroke its curves and you forget about the Scriptures for a day."


What's with you and Vherokior? Did you have a tryst with Vherokior lass and regret every second of it?


He's kind of specifically hung up on Lasa, I believe.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#33 - 2017-04-12 12:55:51 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
"To the Chosen the Vherokior bares her waist: stroke its curves and you forget about the Scriptures for a day."


What's with you and Vherokior? Did you have a tryst with Vherokior lass and regret every second of it?


He's kind of specifically hung up on Lasa, I believe.


He got himself seduced (not sure how far it went, but it did involve him getting tied up) and has been kind of simultaneously smitten and heartbroken ever since.

Mr. Nauplius being Mr. Nauplius, he attributes the deeds of the individual to the bloodline, so....
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#34 - 2017-04-12 13:16:37 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Arrendis wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
"To the Chosen the Vherokior bares her waist: stroke its curves and you forget about the Scriptures for a day."


What's with you and Vherokior? Did you have a tryst with Vherokior lass and regret every second of it?


He's kind of specifically hung up on Lasa, I believe.


He got himself seduced (not sure how far it went, but it did involve him getting tied up) and has been kind of simultaneously smitten and heartbroken ever since.

Mr. Nauplius being Mr. Nauplius, he attributes the deeds of the individual to the bloodline, so....


On behalf of the Vherokior women I give Lasa my sincerly thanks for dealing with him so the rest of us don't have to.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#35 - 2017-04-12 13:27:01 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Arrendis wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
"To the Chosen the Vherokior bares her waist: stroke its curves and you forget about the Scriptures for a day."


What's with you and Vherokior? Did you have a tryst with Vherokior lass and regret every second of it?


He's kind of specifically hung up on Lasa, I believe.


He got himself seduced (not sure how far it went, but it did involve him getting tied up) and has been kind of simultaneously smitten and heartbroken ever since.

Mr. Nauplius being Mr. Nauplius, he attributes the deeds of the individual to the bloodline, so....


On behalf of the Vherokior women I give Lasa my sincerly thanks for dealing with him so the rest of us don't have to.


You're welcome, I think...

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#36 - 2017-04-12 13:40:33 UTC
Arrendis wrote:


He's kind of specifically hung up on Lasa, I believe.


Please do not tease Ms. Raske; these aphorisms are deliberately written to warn about the Vherokior, not one particular Vherokior.
Maria Daphiti
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#37 - 2017-04-12 13:48:04 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Arrendis wrote:


He's kind of specifically hung up on Lasa, I believe.


Please do not tease Ms. Raske; these aphorisms are deliberately written to warn about the Vherokior, not one particular Vherokior.


Suuuuuuurrrrrrre.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#38 - 2017-04-12 13:59:17 UTC
Mizhir wrote:

On behalf of the Vherokior women I give Lasa my sincerly thanks for dealing with him so the rest of us don't have to.


Given he used to be obsessed with Matari women in general, the rest of us are pretty damned grateful, too.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#39 - 2017-04-12 14:34:04 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Arrendis wrote:


He's kind of specifically hung up on Lasa, I believe.


Please do not tease Ms. Raske; these aphorisms are deliberately written to warn about the Vherokior, not one particular Vherokior.

I have to admit that some of his writings would fit him as well. But why blame him. We all know that us Vhero women are a league abive everyone else. Just take a look at Lasa and I. We will be even more irresistible in lace and leather.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#40 - 2017-04-12 15:06:00 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Mizhir wrote:

On behalf of the Vherokior women I give Lasa my sincerly thanks for dealing with him so the rest of us don't have to.


Given he used to be obsessed with Matari women in general, the rest of us are pretty damned grateful, too.


Uhhh, good?

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell