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Kheira Kasenumi

Doomheim

Likes received: 6

#1 - 2017-04-01 14:29:23 UTC

OMG CCP is introducing new meat popsicle refining in game soon !!!

Far better than extracting implants from corpses, we'll be able to extract tears and rage from dead capsuleers !

What does you think of this piece of news : https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/introducing-the-upwell-organic-mass-granulator/

Maybe next we'll be able to get Concord and Jove ships to redeem !

Happy Fools Day !

Krigmakt Elite Safety. 550
Revis Owen Krigmakt Elite Safety. Likes received: 550	#2 - 2017-04-01 14:49:03 UTC 2 I can attest that sodium chloride is abundant with regard to corpses. Good one, CCP! :) Agent of the New Order http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html If you do not have a current Mining Permit, please contact me for issuance.

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Rowdy Ronny Likes received: 5	#3 - 2017-04-01 15:01:04 UTC 3 QUAFE ULTRA IS MADE OF PRISONERS!!!!!!!!! Quafe Ultra is made of prisoners!

Doomheim 2
Ho Ma Fan Doomheim Likes received: 2	#4 - 2017-04-01 15:30:57 UTC \| Edited by: Ho Ma Fan most sickening concept I have ever read.. must be REAL boring up in Iceland OOOPS April 1st???? well, ya got me!

Lfod's Ratting and Salvage 392
Lfod Shi Lfod's Ratting and Salvage Likes received: 392	#5 - 2017-04-01 17:26:09 UTC Add me to the "completely fooled" list. Well played Cceeps. Well played. ♪ They'll always be bloodclaws to me ♫

Paper Cats 366
Avaelica Kuershin Paper Cats Likes received: 366	#6 - 2017-04-01 19:55:35 UTC \| Edited by: Avaelica Kuershin Now if they'd said Upwell was collaborating with Quafe on this... Still, very elaborate. Never mind, I see they did.

Vrix Nation 243
ST0NER SMURF Vrix Nation Likes received: 243	#7 - 2017-04-01 20:45:19 UTC WHY must this be a joke ;( make the damn thingh !DOIT yust a corpse tractorbeam that keeps the corpses intact __________________________________________________________________ ♫ When your pod gets blown to bits ♪♫ And you lose your implant fits ♪\☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/

Immemorial Coalescence Administration Immemorial Coalescence 2,007
Akrasjel Lanate Immemorial Coalescence Administration Immemorial Coalescence Likes received: 2,007	#8 - 2017-04-02 07:04:42 UTC CONCRD ships thing is legit CEO of Lanate Industries Citizen of Solitude

Kheira Kasenumi

Doomheim

Likes received: 6

#9 - 2017-04-02 09:17:41 UTC

Akrasjel Lanate wrote:

CONCRD ships thing is legit Blink

I will agree with you after Fanfest 2017 : https://updates.eveonline.com/date/2017-04-06/

Note that these screenshots were taken back in june 2015 according to the uploader. Even if the date is fake, Fanfest 2017 is still to occur but someone has managed to get his/her hands on an CONCORD Enforcer.

So I'd ask respectfully and politely - I can even send pepperoni and/or pineapple pizzas if needed - to some CCP dev : may I have an Eidolon fully Jove-fitted -discreetly- spawned in my station hangar next downtime ? Plz ? Promise, I'll just destroy everything and burn New Eden to ashes just once.

It will be a major impact in press and will be good for business. Plz ? Imagine all the Sodium Chlroride and Lacrimix harvested ?

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Oh, recursive topic detected ! Shocked

Sigma Special Tactics Group 8,697
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group Likes received: 8,697	#10 - 2017-04-02 20:23:15 UTC It would have been even more well played if the sodium chloride looked like a D12 (only some of you would understand what I mean by that) Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Frigonometry 165
ColdCutz Frigonometry Likes received: 165	#11 - 2017-04-03 02:46:27 UTC slow clap http://i.giphy.com/b9aScKLxdv0Y0.gif

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Kathern Aurilen Likes received: 260	#12 - 2017-04-03 09:29:06 UTC Rowdy Ronny wrote: QUAFE ULTRA IS MADE OF PRISONERS!!!!!!!!! I always figured it was made from tears and cocaine(or crystal Meth) .... And blue blueberries. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts! Forum alt, unskilled in the ways of pewpew!

Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration 584
Owen Levanth Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration Likes received: 584	#13 - 2017-04-03 14:11:02 UTC Kathern Aurilen wrote: Rowdy Ronny wrote: QUAFE ULTRA IS MADE OF PRISONERS!!!!!!!!! I always figured it was made from tears and cocaine(or crystal Meth) .... And blue blueberries. Nah, according to CCP it's people. People, garbage and dirt, to be precise.

TheRouge Corp 1
Alysse TheRouge TheRouge Corp Likes received: 1	#14 - 2017-04-03 14:26:04 UTC So, is it real or not? Are rats going to puke corps when we blow them? It will be fun... :)

Tartarus Covert Operations 424
Persephone Alleile Tartarus Covert Operations Likes received: 424	#15 - 2017-04-03 15:53:02 UTC Hmm, looking at the Gallente faction granulator it looks like the scientist is consumed in the creation of exotic dancers. A noble sacrifice to be sure.

Black Rabbits Black Rabbit. 108
Verlyn Black Rabbits Black Rabbit. Likes received: 108	#16 - 2017-04-03 21:12:21 UTC \| Edited by: Verlyn 1 Please Please do this ffs. CCP Please Ok ? Please... So many amarrian meat popsiculus require this attention So many Again Please please I mean in UO at least they would let us dismembering corpses and displaying the parts everywhere, it was glorious. Please do this, dont be shy please

Thomas Lot

London Elektricity

Likes received: 178

#17 - 2017-04-04 00:01:17 UTC | Edited by: Thomas Lot

Verlyn wrote:

Please

Please do this ffs.

CCP

Please

Ok ?

Please...

So many amarrian meat popsiculus require this attention

So many

Again Please

please

I mean in UO at least they would let us dismembering corpses and displaying the parts everywhere, it was glorious.

Please do this, dont be shy

please

Good Lord UO (Ultima Online)... I was a Lake Superior and Atlantic PK for years. Went by Cookie Monster at the time. Great Good Lord BoB, that was about 20 years ago now. A group of us played Siege Perilous for a while as well.

Hail To The King The Silent Syndicate 323
Netan MalDoran Hail To The King The Silent Syndicate Likes received: 323	#18 - 2017-04-04 05:28:06 UTC Revis Owen wrote: I can attest that sodium chloride is abundant with regard to corpses. Good one, CCP! :) I just now got this part of the joke ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Anyways... "Your security status has been lowered." - Hell yeah it was! Falcon's truth

Queens of the Drone Age 6
Acher0n Hades Queens of the Drone Age Likes received: 6	#19 - 2017-04-04 09:00:35 UTC I should have made a screenshot of the guy fire-selling his full researched drug BPC's because he only got the news that "new and better drugs are comming".