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You know you've played Eve Online too long when...
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Orakkus
ImperiaI Federation
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2017-04-04 21:10:40 UTC
1. The date, 4-4, makes you instantly think of Jita.
2. When someone talks about "the Feds", you instantly tell yourself not to worry because you live in null-sec.
3. When you repeatedly catch yourself saying "isk" instead of "dollars" or the normal local currency.
4. When someone tells you the AC is broken, your next thought is to remind yourself to get some nano-paste.
5. The next word you think after the word "missiles" is either "light" or "heavy".
6. When you hear about cruise missiles on the news, your mind tells you that "cruise missiles suck."
7. When you see a periodic table, you instinctively look for in game minerals.
8. When you are trying to catch up with someone, you accidentally say "bubble!"
9. People around you avoid you because you actually say "bubble!" WAY more than you realize.
10. Every time you hear or read the word "Harassment", your next thought is "HTFU", no matter how serious it is.
11. When you hear or watch world leader antics on the news and you think," Bah, that's nothing. We had this one alliance leader..."
12. Random short words like "It" have completely different means for you, and can sometimes evoke an emotional response.
13. You have a new found appreciation for accountants.
14. Accountants now have a new found appreciation of your spreadsheet skills.
15. You hesitate to leave a message anywhere because you hate trolls, even on company e-mails.

He's not just famous, he's "IN" famous. - Ned Nederlander
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2017-04-04 21:19:24 UTC
oh you hink your sad ?
watch this.



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Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#3 - 2017-04-04 21:20:48 UTC
The bully thread gets 50 pages long.

Remove standings and insurance.
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2017-04-04 21:30:23 UTC
When your friends who don't even play eve, have started speaking in eve memes because you use them so often they have picked them up.
Vokan Narkar
Doomheim
#5 - 2017-04-04 21:48:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Vokan Narkar
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
The bully thread gets 50 pages long.

The ingame bullying continues even at forums...
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
When your friends who don't even play eve, have started speaking in eve memes because you use them so often they have picked them up.

I think all that thread is about is about some way to make your friends who doesn't play eve to play eve. Yet it seems vets will rather play alone than allow game to be changed in any way.

I know I tried but they couldn't withstand the initial start unlike me...
Orakkus
ImperiaI Federation
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2017-04-04 22:27:06 UTC
Actually it started because on my phone it tells me the date as:

"4-4"

And I thought it humorous, so I made a thread.

He's not just famous, he's "IN" famous. - Ned Nederlander
Soel Reit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2017-04-04 22:54:51 UTC
Vokan Narkar wrote:
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
The bully thread gets 50 pages long.

The ingame bullying continues even at forums...



IKR?
i just got bullied by an ISD

and then people wonder why the forum became trash :thinking:
*reasons*

tfw people need reddit becouse eve forum is trash Roll
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#8 - 2017-04-04 23:17:34 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
oh you hink your sad ?
watch this.



dum dum doo di di doo di di doo di di


Rahadalon!
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#9 - 2017-04-05 01:31:37 UTC
Is it even possible to play EVE online too long?

Mr Epeen Cool
Sweet Adamas
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2017-04-05 01:35:45 UTC
When your sitting next to a 300 pound social ****** with no personal hygiene on the way to sausagefest and you start questioning your life choices
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#11 - 2017-04-05 02:40:22 UTC
Sweet Adamas wrote:
When your sitting next to a 300 pound social ****** with no personal hygiene on the way to sausagefest and you start questioning your life choices

Do you call them "sweetheart"?Twisted

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
#12 - 2017-04-05 04:52:17 UTC
I'm guilty of the ISK one more than a few times. Even other games, how much ISK do I have? No wait..

R.I.P. Vile Rat
Mr Mieyli
Doomheim
#13 - 2017-04-05 05:06:22 UTC
When you find yourself noticing just how easy it would be to take candy from babies you see on the street.

Life's tough kid.

This post brought to you by CCP's alpha forum alt initiative. Playing the eve forums has never come cheaper.
Mark O'Helm
Fam. Zimin von Reizgenschwendt
#14 - 2017-04-05 05:13:12 UTC
When you start a thread with this name.

"Frauenversteher wissen, was Frauen wollen. Aber Frauen wollen keine Frauenversteher. Weil Frauenversteher wissen, was Frauen wollen." (Ein Single)

"Wirklich coolen Leuten ist es egal, ob sie cool sind." (Einer, dem es egal ist)
Marcus Heth
#15 - 2017-04-05 05:25:35 UTC
When you see this thread and go "oh not again".
Callimae
Glorious Domination CFO
#16 - 2017-04-05 05:26:15 UTC
When you wake up and your face is attached to your keyboard
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#17 - 2017-04-05 07:35:33 UTC
Orakkus wrote:
1. The date, 4-4, makes you instantly think of Jita.
2. When someone talks about "the Feds", you instantly tell yourself not to worry because you live in null-sec.
3. When you repeatedly catch yourself saying "isk" instead of "dollars" or the normal local currency.
4. When someone tells you the AC is broken, your next thought is to remind yourself to get some nano-paste.
5. The next word you think after the word "missiles" is either "light" or "heavy".
6. When you hear about cruise missiles on the news, your mind tells you that "cruise missiles suck."
7. When you see a periodic table, you instinctively look for in game minerals.
8. When you are trying to catch up with someone, you accidentally say "bubble!"
9. People around you avoid you because you actually say "bubble!" WAY more than you realize.
10. Every time you hear or read the word "Harassment", your next thought is "HTFU", no matter how serious it is.
11. When you hear or watch world leader antics on the news and you think," Bah, that's nothing. We had this one alliance leader..."
12. Random short words like "It" have completely different means for you, and can sometimes evoke an emotional response.
13. You have a new found appreciation for accountants.
14. Accountants now have a new found appreciation of your spreadsheet skills.
15. You hesitate to leave a message anywhere because you hate trolls, even on company e-mails.




16. You have a dream and in the dream you are playing Eve.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#18 - 2017-04-05 07:53:21 UTC
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
The bully thread gets 50 pages long.

It's the same few people throwing unreasonable arguments back and forth.. Just like the afk cloaker thread over in F&I.

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
Soel Reit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2017-04-05 08:00:00 UTC
Linus Gorp wrote:
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
The bully thread gets 50 pages long.

It's the same few people throwing unreasonable arguments back and forth.. Just like the afk cloaker thread over in F&I.


51 Roll
Juss Karbuss
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2017-04-05 08:04:40 UTC
You know, that you've been playing Eve Online too long, when you start a "You know, that you've playing Eve Online too long" topic on forums.
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