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76 Mil SP Pilot looking for corp

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Fitz Bonham
#1 - 2017-03-30 12:46:07 UTC
76 Mil SP

Mostly in Gunnary, horrible ecm, missile skills look like I took a crayon to the book while drunk.

Mostly able to fly carriers and BS, pretty half decent titan skills (yea i had ambitions) but hey I have settled with BLOPs for now. I guess that also means my bomber skills are capable as well.

The other skills are thrown into mostly mini based smaller ships with new focus on the more recently added ships. Mostly mini ships because Im quite xenophobic.

Im looking for a group that doesnt spaz rage when I jump into a fight with a panther (honest mistake) or have a hemorrhoid when I choose to fly a hauler (**** fit ofc) through a low/nul system because I forgot [insert module] to complete a fit.

Im on less than I should for paying a 14 Euro subscription, so don't expect me to answer rage pings on jabber or discord. However, I have a job in IT so I can figure out your obscure methods of incorporating 15 3rd party systems into a somehow functioning resource for corp/alliance/coalition management. I will ***** about this and how ****** of an integration job you have done.

As you can guess from my tone above, im not as serious as those guys ratting in carriers that make a point of letting everyone red and blue know they rat in them. But serious enough not to talk over an FC. I laugh at stupid...A lot.

Im willing to entertain high sec corps in an attempt to **** you off for wasting your time. Just please, if you feel the need to post a reply, be as original as this application. No renters, seriously, if you cant fight for your own space, require "dues", force me to endure PAPsmears to stay in. The rest of your alliances loyalties are elsewhere and I have no interest.

EU TZ, RL Friendly, Can hook me up with your sister (I have low standards).
Recky Markaira
Good Ole Boys
Sigma Grindset
#2 - 2017-03-30 13:11:34 UTC
Hey! We are a pretty tight Knit group of guys that like to hang out and chill together. We are focused on a no drama community of friends to play with. On the PVP side of things we are in the Imperium so we do pvp from the micro-small scale up to the largest scale in eve from cap to susper lvl warfare. we don't have any mandatory play time or Ops. as long as you are chill and don't cause drama you are pretty well free to do as you please. Rat, Mine, Rule the world.
If this sounds interesting to you at all you can contact me In game.
Pub Chanel - Semper-Tyrannis Public
Fitz Bonham
#3 - 2017-03-31 11:55:21 UTC
Currently still looking as I like to keep options open. If I totally ignore you, its safe to say you failed with flying colours to articulate how amazing your corp is.

Remember, its a privileged to have me.

Oh, no Mercenary Co. for some reason they think im trolling. They also didnt like my answer to being serious in alliance chat. Its safe to say "stay away". Bell-ends.
Elppin Tsaerb
Eski Corp
#4 - 2017-04-01 12:20:35 UTC
Come take a look. We have sisters to hand out :p

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6728938
walker260
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#5 - 2017-04-01 12:37:47 UTC
you sound just like the kinda Crazy fun guy that would enjoy our group. come into chat and lets bullshit.

AD INCOMING:

Who are we?

We are the Rebel Alliance of New Eden and apparently we're bad, but we're still around. We have weathered storms that MANY other alliances have sank in, yet we’re still here! What we're looking for is cool people who want to help rebuild our sandcastle. If you have a bucket and spade and want to shoot baddies in the face, then make sure to give us a yell.

What should you expect?:
• Located in Null Sec.
• Small / Medium Gang Roams are our forte.
• Large Scale Alliance warfare/Coalition Warfare.
• Black Ops, Capital PVP, and Hotdrops.
• A lively home with lots of pew and lots of content.
• Always something to do.
• Experienced members to help guide lower SP and returning players

What we're looking for, though not essential membership requirements:

• 5 Million Skillpoints in PVP related areas.
• Teamspeak 3 with a working microphone
• Participation in Alliance and Coalition Operations
• Small Gang, Fleet and nullsec experience
• Covert, BLOPS and Logi skills
• Willingness to cross train skills:
• If you have little experience, a willingness to learn.

ARMOUR / SHIELD / GUNNERY / DRONES / MISSILES / RACES

Every new member is expected to provide a FULL API when applying. Any key that isn't a FULL API will automatically be rejected.
Join "Rane Recruitment " ingame and speak to one of our Recruiters " Walker260" " Ngoro Startail " or our fearless Leader Nelios Ran!!!!
Oxford Blue
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#6 - 2017-04-01 16:50:40 UTC
HI!

My corp is not amazing but well I am HAA

My sister is fit, if you call a pig covered in back hair fit, " Just how low are your standards?!"

Well We are in a Large Coalition and a growing alliance, wont hark on about it but will give you 2 links

Corp Add

Corporation History
shark shadow
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2017-04-08 08:25:16 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=516353&find=unread

you will wonder why all corps are not like this one in eve

UWAR chat channel
Soralio
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2017-04-08 09:57:23 UTC
You sound like a laugh and I want you in my corp.

We're small, we're awesome, we talk **** a lot and we have fun. I'm nowhere near awake enough to appropriately sing our praises so I'll link you our recruitment thread and call you lazy for not reading through it and already applying.

Come play with us

Seriously, jump into our public channel or mail me something that looks vaguely like interest and we'll chat further, looking forward to hearing from you.

o7
Soralio
Nagrom Egroeg
27th Penal Battalion
#9 - 2017-04-08 11:12:37 UTC
Fitz Bonham wrote:
Currently still looking as I like to keep options open. If I totally ignore you, its safe to say you failed with flying colours to articulate how amazing your corp is.

Remember, its a privileged to have me.

Oh, no Mercenary Co. for some reason they think im trolling. They also didnt like my answer to being serious in alliance chat. Its safe to say "stay away". Bell-ends.



well... what was your answer???

talk about a cliff hangar ffs...