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Federation mating rituals.

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Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#41 - 2017-03-08 01:20:20 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:


Thus, your very and every cry "glory to the state" is an affront to every man, woman and furrier wearing the uniform.


I am not aware that the State has furriers in uniform. I must capture one of these and 'convince' it to defect and join the side with the tattered black flags.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Natheniel
Mostly Sober
The Bastard Cartel
#42 - 2017-03-20 15:52:46 UTC
Apologies for the delayed response

Diana Kim wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Diana, have you even had sex?


How dare you ask such a thing?!



Well Diana, its an important question. Would you ask someone to service and inspect your Scorpion Navy Issue when they had no experience with Caldari shipbuilding and maintenance practices? Similarly, since you are questioning Gallentean mating practices, I ask what experience and knowledge you have of such?

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
#43 - 2017-03-20 18:22:47 UTC
How did I over look this gold mine!? It's beautiful, please don't let this die...

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#44 - 2017-03-20 19:02:29 UTC
Natheniel wrote:
Apologies for the delayed response

Diana Kim wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Diana, have you even had sex?


How dare you ask such a thing?!



Well Diana, its an important question. Would you ask someone to service and inspect your Scorpion Navy Issue when they had no experience with Caldari shipbuilding and maintenance practices? Similarly, since you are questioning Gallentean mating practices, I ask what experience and knowledge you have of such?

Decency and basic anatomy knowledge, including essential first aid training.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
#45 - 2017-03-20 19:11:18 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Apologies for the delayed response

Diana Kim wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Diana, have you even had sex?


How dare you ask such a thing?!



Well Diana, its an important question. Would you ask someone to service and inspect your Scorpion Navy Issue when they had no experience with Caldari shipbuilding and maintenance practices? Similarly, since you are questioning Gallentean mating practices, I ask what experience and knowledge you have of such?

Decency and basic anatomy knowledge, including essential first aid training.

You can study the science and theories all you want, you don't have experience until you have actually experienced it. Textbooks can't adequately describe the feel of it, the raw emotion, the passion. Find yourself a suitable partner and experience it firsthand.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#46 - 2017-03-20 20:51:23 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
Well Diana, its an important question. Would you ask someone to service and inspect your Scorpion Navy Issue when they had no experience with Caldari shipbuilding and maintenance practices? Similarly, since you are questioning Gallentean mating practices, I ask what experience and knowledge you have of such?

Decency and basic anatomy knowledge, including essential first aid training.


So, to further the analogy, you'd hire someone who knows the theory behind cynosural fields and jump drives, but has never actually even seen either one first-hand to repair and maintain your Widow?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#47 - 2017-03-21 01:50:12 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:

You can study the science and theories all you want, you don't have experience until you have actually experienced it. Textbooks can't adequately describe the feel of it, the raw emotion, the passion. Find yourself a suitable partner and experience it firsthand.

Do you need to irradiate yourself to realize that gamma rays cause ARS?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
#48 - 2017-03-21 02:30:09 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

You can study the science and theories all you want, you don't have experience until you have actually experienced it. Textbooks can't adequately describe the feel of it, the raw emotion, the passion. Find yourself a suitable partner and experience it firsthand.

Do you need to irradiate yourself to realize that gamma rays cause ARS?

No, you irradiate other people. Silly.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#49 - 2017-03-21 05:20:21 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Do you need to irradiate yourself to realize that gamma rays cause ARS?


Diana, there's nothing wrong with the way you look. You shouldn't feel like you need to irradiate yourself with gamma rays to get dat arse.
Malthus Aurelius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#50 - 2017-03-21 05:55:24 UTC
Someone explain this to the little man here; I don't find the behavior tasteful, but the most recent crew rotation aboard my frig was a cultural mix. Frankly I don't give two roe eggs how someone makes their kids. I trust that my corporation knows best, but that isn't how it works everywhere.

So long as they aren't trying to scrogg each other's brains out on the job, what happens behind closed doors stays behind 'em. That being said we aren't all innocent here. Too many drinks on a Nugoeihuvi station, and suddenly I'm stuck trying to find a pair of pants and my telecom, calling first mate to try and pick me up before I lose a kidney in a back alley. Fun Times.
Bjorn Tyrson
Decompression Theory
Digital Vendetta
#51 - 2017-03-21 05:56:40 UTC
Malthus Aurelius wrote:
Someone explain this to the little man here; I don't find the behavior tasteful, but the most recent crew rotation aboard my frig was a cultural mix. Frankly I don't give two roe eggs how someone makes their kids. I trust that my corporation knows best, but that isn't how it works everywhere.

So long as they aren't trying to scrogg each other's brains out on the job, what happens behind closed doors stays behind 'em. That being said we aren't all innocent here. Too many drinks on a Nugoeihuvi station, and suddenly I'm stuck trying to find a pair of pants and my telecom, calling first mate to try and pick me up before I lose a kidney in a back alley. Fun Times.


I think I may have one of your kidneys.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#52 - 2017-03-21 08:07:33 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:

You can study the science and theories all you want, you don't have experience until you have actually experienced it. Textbooks can't adequately describe the feel of it, the raw emotion, the passion. Find yourself a suitable partner and experience it firsthand.

Do you need to irradiate yourself to realize that gamma rays cause ARS?

No, you irradiate other people. Silly.

Come here and let me do this to you.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services
Singularity Syndicate
#53 - 2017-03-21 10:21:54 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
...
Come here and let me do this to you.


See! You're learning the language required for Gallente mating practices already. Next step: Practical lessons (Please do bring that Guristas branded rubber missile, it'll be a useful educational tool)
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#54 - 2017-03-21 13:56:26 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
...
Come here and let me do this to you.


See! You're learning the language required for Gallente mating practices already. Next step: Practical lessons (Please do bring that Guristas branded rubber missile, it'll be a useful educational tool)

I am a Caldari Officer and must not break my word. It will be not missiles, but crystals to modulate coherent emission into gamma range. (Or at least X-ray).

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Jason Galente
Temporary Insanity.
#55 - 2017-03-21 14:05:28 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Do you need to irradiate yourself to realize that gamma rays cause ARS?


Diana, there's nothing wrong with the way you look. You shouldn't feel like you need to irradiate yourself with gamma rays to get dat arse.


This was clever. I chortled.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services
Singularity Syndicate
#56 - 2017-03-21 14:20:26 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
...
I am a Caldari Officer and must not break my word. It will be not missiles, but crystals to modulate coherent emission into gamma range. (Or at least X-ray).


See now you're getting the idea. With X-Rays we can see what's happening inside at the same time :)
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
#57 - 2017-03-22 15:12:57 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
...
Come here and let me do this to you.


See! You're learning the language required for Gallente mating practices already. Next step: Practical lessons (Please do bring that Guristas branded rubber missile, it'll be a useful educational tool)

I am a Caldari Officer and must not break my word. It will be not missiles, but crystals to modulate coherent emission into gamma range. (Or at least X-ray).

Kinky, but beyond the scope of my fetishes. I may know a guy though....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#58 - 2017-03-23 10:12:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
Separation of sex and love is real in Gallente culture. Also separation of sex and procreation is real and present in Gallente culture. Technological advances in anticonception and value of freedoms of individual person caused Gallente culture to look this way.

Kim, if you would be born in Gallente federation, you would probably practice some advanced sex techniques, without even noticing how strange it could look for outsiders.
Skyweir Kinnison
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2017-03-23 11:09:47 UTC
Amusing though it can be to tease Commander Kim, especially if there are no kittens immediately to hand for the bored to persecute, the essence of Liberty is that people can express their sexuality in any damn way they please. This includes being asexual, or entirely utilitarian about the act.

We have several patrons of Alice's Restaurant (where, I remind readers, you can get anything you want) who employ the more, ahem, vivacious of our boys and/or girls to present a temptation for them to resist. They apparently gain a certain 'spiritual' fulfilment from being tested, at least as satisfying as a physical reward. I know of several cults that practise abstinence as a virtue.

I really do think we should leave the woman alone, even if she is in more dire need of having her bell rung than any woman in history.

Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.

Lasairiona Raske
Raske Holdings
#60 - 2017-03-23 13:14:05 UTC
Skyweir Kinnison wrote:
I really do think we should leave the woman alone, even if she is in more dire need of having her bell rung than any woman in history.


I doubt she would do any Gallentean the same courtesy...no offense, Diana.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell