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"Safety Dance" Parody for Gankers

Author
Mourn LeBlade
Jupiter Roughriders
#1 - 2017-03-02 04:29:00 UTC
Not sure I should quit my day job, but you can still dance to it:

We can gank if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends aren't dank
And if they don't gank
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can fly where we want to
A safe they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of thin air
Let the wormhole close behind

And we can gank
Or sing

We can warp when we want to
The trap is sprung and so you die
And we can join the fleet
With our huge spreadsheet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can blops if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can blops real good and totally improved
And I can blops and be criminal

And say, we can gank, we can tank
Everything's out of the hole
We can spank, we can rank
They're doing it from Null to Low
We can gank, we can gank
Everybody look at your scans
We can gank, we can gank
Everybody's warp-in's askance
Crazy chance
Oh well, the Crazy chance
Ah yes, the Crazy chance

We can gank if we want to
We've got your clone's life and mine
As long as we don't screw it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can gank if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends can't tank
And if they don't gank
Well, they should run away and mine

I say, we can gank, we can gank
Everything's out of control
We can gank, we can gank
We're doing it from Null to Low
We can gank, we can gank
Everybody look at your plans
We can gank, we can gank
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the crazy chance
Ah yes, the crazy chance
Oh well, the crazy chance
Oh well, the crazy chance
Oh yes, the crazy chance
Oh, the crazy chance, yeah
Well, it's the crazy chance
It's the crazy chance
Well, it's the crazy chance
Oh, it's the crazy chance
Oh, it's the crazy chance
Oh, it's the great expanse

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