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CCP Biomassed Empress Catiz I

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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#1 - 2017-02-24 11:42:47 UTC
Um, was Catiz holding boot.ini file wrapped in a Kyonoke virus? Why did you pull the plug on her?

The Queen is Dead. Long Live the Queen.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
Zeewolf 46137
Saor Alba
#2 - 2017-02-24 11:57:08 UTC
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
Um, was Catiz holding boot.ini file wrapped in a Kyonoke virus? Why did you pull the plug on her?

The Queen is Dead. Long Live the Queen.


She did look good for being 78 years old.
Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#3 - 2017-02-24 12:22:26 UTC
Ok - that's kinda funny... Big smile

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
Soel Reit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2017-02-24 13:40:13 UTC
ahahhahaha lmao
awesome Lol
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#5 - 2017-02-24 14:26:19 UTC
All hail CCP Biomassed

Oh god.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#6 - 2017-02-24 19:09:08 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
All hail CCP Biomassed

All hail Riot Girl. Welcome back.
CCP Falcon
#7 - 2017-02-24 19:12:23 UTC
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P

CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon

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Soel Reit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2017-02-24 19:36:13 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P



you guys are pretty gud at recycling forum threads too!
not even locking but deleting right away Cool

Recycling Skill lvl 5 confirmed Roll
Bjorn Tyrson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2017-02-24 20:40:11 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P



Headcannon, someone managed to get their hands on the empress' DNA and created and killed hundreds of clones as protest for her "impure" heritage.
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2017-02-24 22:37:36 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P



Can you also recycle the NPC CEO's of all NPC corps pretty please!

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#11 - 2017-02-25 04:49:44 UTC
Yang Aurilen wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P



Can you also recycle the NPC CEO's of all NPC corps pretty please!

That ironically would be a good lower tier storyline tbh. A big shake up amoung the faction corporations internally as they all try for power plays along the bigger storyline in game. Would ironically help facilitate new agents or missions or anything regarding NPCs too as the old guard is changed into the new.Blink

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#12 - 2017-02-25 10:38:09 UTC
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P



Headcannon, someone managed to get their hands on the empress' DNA and created and killed hundreds of clones as protest for her "impure" heritage.

I like it. Here's another from the Reddit responses.

"This corpse is a remarkably accurate caricature of Empress Catiz I, close enough to fool an experienced undertaker were it not for the fact that Catiz I is still very much alive. It can only be presumed that these corpses were produced for some obscene purpose."

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
Empress Catiz I
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2017-02-25 10:41:31 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P

Long Live Your Queen.
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#14 - 2017-02-25 11:40:04 UTC
Empress Catiz I wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P

Long Live Your Queen.

So is this the truest form of thread necromongerism?Lol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Matthias Ancaladron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2017-02-25 14:23:38 UTC
She's not my empress.
That's why she was biomassed.


Sarum for life.
The purity of the throne will never be in question.
Matthias Ancaladron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2017-02-25 14:24:26 UTC
Empress Catiz I wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P

Long Live Your Queen.

You will never be a legitimate queen.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#17 - 2017-02-26 00:20:19 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P



We honestly need more known characters to exist in Eve. Then you guys can pull a "Game of Thrones" and really spark some interesting forum conversations! Imagine all the salt from the RP'ers.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#18 - 2017-02-26 00:23:03 UTC
Empress Catiz I wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P

Long Live Your Queen.


Even the dead cannot stop coming back to Eve. Eve is life, indeed...

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Salvos Rhoska
#19 - 2017-02-26 01:10:16 UTC
Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:
Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P



Headcannon, someone managed to get their hands on the empress' DNA and created and killed hundreds of clones as protest for her "impure" heritage.

I like it. Here's another from the Reddit responses.

"This corpse is a remarkably accurate caricature of Empress Catiz I, close enough to fool an experienced undertaker were it not for the fact that Catiz I is still very much alive. It can only be presumed that these corpses were produced for some obscene purpose."


EVE, you are truly beautiful.

PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#20 - 2017-02-26 04:49:46 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Recycling event characters Big smile

Don't worry people, she's very much still alive P




That's exactly what you'd say if she were dead.


Sanity is fun leaving the body.