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PINEAPPLE!?!?!? ON PIZZA!! Not in MY Iceland!!

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Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#1 - 2017-02-22 15:41:32 UTC
Pineapple on pizza

LOLLol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#2 - 2017-02-22 19:32:38 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#3 - 2017-02-22 19:48:53 UTC
I have to disagree with you, pineapple is one of the nastiest toppings for pizza. Warm pineapple with tomato sauce is just plain gross. If that was the only pizza I could eat Id always pick all the pineapple off, wait a few minutes and wash out my mouth and then eat the actual ham and cheese pizza like it should be.

Btw I worked at a pizza joint as one of my first real jobs. We made some nice pizzas then.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#4 - 2017-02-22 20:05:15 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#5 - 2017-02-22 20:16:07 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
But have you tried strawberry toppings on pizza?


SMH....ShockedSad You make me a sad panda.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#6 - 2017-02-22 20:26:46 UTC
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2017-02-22 20:34:10 UTC
Pineapple on Pizza is an abomination Twisted
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#8 - 2017-02-22 20:35:36 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
Its not me, my sister always puts something strange on top. Lol

/me thinks a bit about sisters on top.....


Okay I think I need to... um... go... eer... afk now.ShockedLol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Malthus Aurelius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2017-02-22 20:48:36 UTC
*Hawain-lover slowly finds exit before lynch mob arrives*

And I like olives too :D
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#10 - 2017-02-22 23:09:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Vortexo VonBrenner
Blame Canada!

They're not a real country anyway.

edit: Also...Icelanders eat fermented / buried shark...not sure there's room to call pineapple or anything else on pizza disgusting then...
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2017-02-23 01:04:55 UTC
That guy needs to be appointed food governor of the world. Down with creative food experiments! If people over time have found and agreed on a really great combination of ingredients and flavors, just leave it alone!*

*Not going to get into the story of my last birthday dinner, and the Mexican food that some FOOL put pink mayonnaisey Thousand Island salad dressing all over. WTF? WTH? If you don't know what you're doing, just try to approximate what it's supposed to be like, don't get creative. Or do truth in advertising and describe your restaurant as "Mexican-Thousand Island fusion"! Evil
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#12 - 2017-02-23 07:50:42 UTC
Hmm, it is good practice to first experiment on yourself when it comes to cooking, and then warn others they are taking part in experiment too.

Lets call it "food science".
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#13 - 2017-02-23 08:02:36 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
Hmm, it is good practice to first experiment on yourself when it comes to cooking, and then warn others they are taking part in experiment too.

Lets call it "food science".

I love finding new vict....err... participants in my food tortu....umm... experiments.Twisted

But yes this is much fun trying new things and finally getting to "play" with your food in the kitchen.Big smile

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Jax Bederen
Dark Horse RM
#14 - 2017-02-23 19:03:08 UTC
Hawaiian style is great not sure how they make it in your country but ham and pineapple always go together, especially on a proper pizza. other greats are Shrimp pizza on white sauce, spicy jerk chicken Jamaican pizza, o yea and bbq chicken pizza. come to think of it to many to list.
Jennifer Starblaze
Fury Transport
#15 - 2017-02-23 19:31:46 UTC
I tried that once took just one bite and it instantly made me throw up, but not just a little. The taste of baked pineapple was so disgusting to me that until today just smelling it makes me want to vomit.
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#16 - 2017-02-24 04:02:34 UTC
Jennifer Starblaze wrote:
I tried that once took just one bite and it instantly made me throw up, but not just a little. The taste of baked pineapple was so disgusting to me that until today just smelling it makes me want to vomit.


:( You poor thing.
Here, watch this about 100 times, hopefully it will help you. Maybe you could make some of this medicine and it might help you as well.
Courage, friend.




Falken Falcon
#17 - 2017-02-24 09:38:27 UTC
Repent you pineapple hating heatens or fite me at sun
Your ways of not eating pineapple in pizza displeases me and you shall burn in the stone ovens where They came, if you don't change your blasphemous ways.

The holy church of pineapples will make sure that all pizzas will have to have pineapple by law!
Join me and you will regain your vision and see only the truth, by the glory of Hawai'i I shall make it so.

Aye, Sea Turtles

Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#18 - 2017-02-24 10:08:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Eternus8lux8lucis
Falken Falcon wrote:
Repent you pineapple hating heatens or fite me at sun
Your ways of not eating pineapple in pizza displeases me and you shall burn in the stone ovens where They came, if you don't change your blasphemous ways.

The holy church of pineapples will make sure that all pizzas will have to have pineapple by law!
Join me and you will regain your vision and see only the truth, by the glory of Hawai'i I shall make it so.

Did you walk on the lava flows to cook that pizza yourself and then sacrifice a non pineapple eating virgin to mount "Wanahawkalugi"?

One of the eternal pizza commandments is thou shalt not mix tomato sauce and pineapple for you shall surely burn in the fiery pizza oven of shame , where you will bake FOREVER!!..... no I mean really forever cuz that thing wont work!! Lol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Falken Falcon
#19 - 2017-02-24 10:47:10 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Falken Falcon wrote:
Repent you pineapple hating heatens or fite me at sun
Your ways of not eating pineapple in pizza displeases me and you shall burn in the stone ovens where They came, if you don't change your blasphemous ways.

The holy church of pineapples will make sure that all pizzas will have to have pineapple by law!
Join me and you will regain your vision and see only the truth, by the glory of Hawai'i I shall make it so.

Did you wake on the lava flows to cook that pizza yourself and then sacrifice a non pineapple eating virgin to mount "Wanahawkalugi"?

One of the eternal pizza commandments is thou shalt not mix tomato sauce and pineapple for you shall surely burn in the fiery pizza oven of shame , where you will bake FOREVER!!..... no I mean really forever cuz that thing wont work!! Lol


I believe I see the issue why you might not like pineapple pizza. Contrary to what you might believe, you need not bake the pineapples with lava for eternity. Next time try 225-250°C for 15-25mins with the pizza and other toppings.

Aye, Sea Turtles

Jennifer Starblaze
Fury Transport
#20 - 2017-02-27 08:42:09 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Jennifer Starblaze wrote:
I tried that once took just one bite and it instantly made me throw up, but not just a little. The taste of baked pineapple was so disgusting to me that until today just smelling it makes me want to vomit.


:( You poor thing.
Here, watch this about 100 times, hopefully it will help you. Maybe you could make some of this medicine and it might help you as well.
Courage, friend.






Great.. Now I can never watch Death Note again Evil.
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