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Real life is like Jita 4-4
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brainless moron
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2017-02-14 12:57:54 UTC
My Ex girlfriend promised not to double, not to triple, but to QUADRUPLE my happiness if i gave her all my money, so i did and she took it all and left quickly.......JITA is a real life simulator Shocked
Yebo Lakatosh
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2017-02-14 13:16:43 UTC
Sure you don't have anything remaining? I'd gank her for you for a very modest price.

Elite F1 pilot since YC119, incarnate of honor, integrity and tidi.
brainless moron
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2017-02-14 13:19:58 UTC  |  Edited by: brainless moron
Yebo Lakatosh wrote:
Sure you don't have anything remaining? I'd gank her for you for a very modest price.


a vast amount of guys have already ganked her bro
Yebo Lakatosh
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2017-02-14 13:26:13 UTC
Had to try..

Must be cool to be a hot chick. You don't need to endure the tedium of mining or grow wits to hunt.. just scam a honest 'Matar now and than on 4-4 and it's all cool for a while.


I will need to invest into hot chicks.

Elite F1 pilot since YC119, incarnate of honor, integrity and tidi.
Wolfgang Jannesen
Scrapyard Artificer's
#5 - 2017-02-14 13:29:11 UTC
The Amway alliance tried to scoop me with the same promise.
Commander Spurty
#6 - 2017-02-14 13:30:48 UTC
This thread, on V day .. epic (with a small e)

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And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

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Salvos Rhoska
#7 - 2017-02-14 13:57:42 UTC
brainless moron wrote:
My Ex girlfriend promised not to double, not to triple, but to QUADRUPLE my happiness if i gave her all my money, so i did and she took it all and left quickly....... Shocked


Protip: Your ex is a prostitute.

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