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200 Bil Loan - 3.15% 10 Months
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flakeys
Doomheim
#21 - 2017-01-05 09:14:53 UTC
Rykker Bow wrote:
I think it's safe to say nobody here is going to take you seriously and this thread has passed into the realm of comic relief.




Nothing wrong with some comic relief though ... Shocked

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2017-01-05 09:34:55 UTC
Z4CK wrote:
Like I said, I am not interested in running off with anyone's money which is why I am not going to argue with anyone.

... but just running off with the money would be a much better business plan than what you presented, and everybody knows that. Blink

I'm my own NPC alt.
Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2017-01-11 00:57:44 UTC
Z4CK wrote:
Hello, I am Z4CK most people who know me, know me for insanse Incursions ran.

Looking for a 200Bil loan, for approx. 10 months, maybe slightly less.

If you have any questions on why I need this etc, feel free to send me a message ingame.

Looking to keep the investor amount under 10, just so it isn't even more of a chore to make out the payments.

V/R,
Z4CK

-Happy New Year

Also, if your reply is "who the hell are you, etc. etc. keep it to yourself, as it will be a free bump, I am offering you an opportunity to make a good amount of ISK in a not super long investment time frame, cheers.



I'll do better than this!
Give me your money instead!

Give me 200bil and I promise to pay you back sometime next year, with a token rate of interest!*
I will also give every investor of over 1 bil isk a FREE Inferno Light Missile (x1) to keep!

I can provide some exotic dancers and metal scraps as collateral.

Interested investors please mail me ingame, or forget the mail and just give me the funds.

Business plan - to invest the 200bil in skill injectors, overpriced ships and modules and then have aforementioned ships/mods blown up.

*Disclaimer - this does not actually constitute a promise to pay you back or a legal contract, as i had my fingers crossed as I typed this.

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Zaha Koto
State War Academy
Caldari State
#24 - 2017-01-11 02:06:13 UTC
Z4CK wrote:
I simply SP farm is all, nothing too intriquite. Currently manage 10 accounts, 30 toons in total making roughly 18bil in profits a month off of it. Looking to expand to another 10 accounts, for an additional 30 characters. Like I said, I am not interested in running off with anyone's money which is why I am not going to argue with anyone. If there is a way for a 3rd party to check the API of the new 10 accounts, I am 100% okay with that.


Pie in the sky
lord xavier
Rubbed Out
#25 - 2017-01-11 09:09:37 UTC  |  Edited by: lord xavier
I want a 200b loan for 10 months too. I could do alot of good with it.

I could setup an SP farm on 20 accounts.
Then get 1 of every subcap completely fitted for PVP. JF them out to Faspera for lul-worthy deaths.
Inject the ragnarok skill on this character.
Skill inject it to max.
Buy a ragnarok.
Then go troll Derelik with it til I die.

And still pay it back in 10 months off the SP farm.

I am also pretty sure that the above would yield me better luck at getting the 200b loan than your proposed plan in the first post.
Keno Skir
#26 - 2017-01-11 14:38:20 UTC
Z4CK wrote:
Hello, I am Z4CK most people who know me, know me for insanse Incursions ran.

Looking for a 200Bil loan, for approx. 10 months, maybe slightly less.

If you have any questions on why I need this etc, feel free to send me a message ingame.

Looking to keep the investor amount under 10, just so it isn't even more of a chore to make out the payments.

V/R,
Z4CK

-Happy New Year

Also, if your reply is "who the hell are you, etc. etc. keep it to yourself, as it will be a free bump, I am offering you an opportunity to make a good amount of ISK in a not super long investment time frame, cheers.


Your business plan sounds really good except you aren't asking for enough ISK. 200Bil is small change, you want more like 1 Trillion ISK. I realise 1T might sound a lot, but luckily i'm a registered ISK Pentupler Lol Just send me 200 Billion ISK and i'll fully send you back your 1 Trillion.

I realise my story is hard to believe so i'll include the following sentence as collateral :

I will not run away with all your ISK.

There we go, problem solved. Now that you trust me i'll expect that 200B in my wallet by this evening?

Great doing business with you Pirate

Black Lanterns Blog <- Read my ramblings -.-

250,000 Bonus SP when you start an Alpha Clone HERE <---
Chelian Dendrotoxin
Mamaroneck Trading Company
#27 - 2017-01-11 21:43:08 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
Z4CK wrote:
Hello, I am Z4CK most people who know me, know me for insanse Incursions ran.

Looking for a 200Bil loan, for approx. 10 months, maybe slightly less.

If you have any questions on why I need this etc, feel free to send me a message ingame.

Looking to keep the investor amount under 10, just so it isn't even more of a chore to make out the payments.

V/R,
Z4CK

-Happy New Year

Also, if your reply is "who the hell are you, etc. etc. keep it to yourself, as it will be a free bump, I am offering you an opportunity to make a good amount of ISK in a not super long investment time frame, cheers.


Your business plan sounds really good except you aren't asking for enough ISK. 200Bil is small change, you want more like 1 Trillion ISK. I realise 1T might sound a lot, but luckily i'm a registered ISK Pentupler Lol Just send me 200 Billion ISK and i'll fully send you back your 1 Trillion.

I realise my story is hard to believe so i'll include the following sentence as collateral :

I will not run away with all your ISK.

There we go, problem solved. Now that you trust me i'll expect that 200B in my wallet by this evening?

Great doing business with you Pirate



Would liek pledge 400b trit. And 1 Coercer.
Keno Skir
#28 - 2017-01-12 03:25:25 UTC
Chelian Dendrotoxin wrote:
Would liek pledge 400b trit. And 1 Coercer.


Is it ok if i pay you with a Jumpfreighter full of Fedos in Uedema?

Black Lanterns Blog <- Read my ramblings -.-

250,000 Bonus SP when you start an Alpha Clone HERE <---
Chelian Dendrotoxin
Mamaroneck Trading Company
#29 - 2017-01-12 14:57:23 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
Chelian Dendrotoxin wrote:
Would liek pledge 400b trit. And 1 Coercer.


Is it ok if i pay you with a Jumpfreighter full of Fedos in Uedema?


Offered and accepted.
Flying Squidwolf
Indigo Media
#30 - 2017-01-13 17:03:41 UTC
I enjoy this thread lol
Chelian Dendrotoxin
Mamaroneck Trading Company
#31 - 2017-01-13 18:22:42 UTC
Flying Squidwolf wrote:
I enjoy this thread lol


This is, quite literally, what I love about MD.
Ruvin
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2017-01-17 13:05:32 UTC
Chelian Dendrotoxin wrote:
Flying Squidwolf wrote:
I enjoy this thread lol


This is, quite literally, what I love about MD.


they give up too easily, people here should learn to be more subtile, joke less obvious to make it last longer.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
That Broker Dude
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#33 - 2017-01-17 14:14:45 UTC
This thread amuses me greatly

flakeys wrote:

Nothing wrong with some comic relief though ... Shocked

Indeed



And I'd just like to point out that I got a 150B ISK loan when this character was less than a week old. How? Collateral you muppet.

Bond 1 Bond 2 Bond 3
Cor'El Dahken
Farmers Union Iced Coffee
Pandemic Horde
#34 - 2017-01-17 21:50:58 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=507060&find=unread

Just in case anyone is silly enough to consider this.
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