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If you've ever lost a Drake, you're doing it wrong
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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-12-25 01:45:05 UTC
Because a Drake can do something that no other ship can.

It can duck.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#2 - 2016-12-25 01:47:07 UTC
I since that you've been waiting your whole life for this.....

I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg

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Pix Severus
Empty You
#3 - 2016-12-25 02:25:05 UTC
10/10, would laugh again.

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Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
#4 - 2016-12-25 02:57:49 UTC
#evedadjokes

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Avaelica Kuershin
Paper Cats
#5 - 2016-12-25 03:13:01 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Because a Drake can do something that no other ship can.

It can duck.


Having a good Xmas I hope?
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-12-25 03:21:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Avaelica Kuershin wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Because a Drake can do something that no other ship can.

It can duck.


Having a good Xmas I hope?


Meh, it's just another day to me personally. If I'm going to celebrate something, it needs to be something worthwhile, like if a mate gets a new job or winning the lotto, not just the northern hemisphere's winter solstice. And if I'm going to buy stuff for people, it's going to be because I found something nice they might like, not because the commercials on TV obligate me to because it's the time of the year to do so.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Tatanka Startamer
Rio Nova
#7 - 2016-12-25 06:35:55 UTC
Some people hold a different opinion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTkkklmeFOU


Merry Christmas, all :)

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Cade Windstalker
#8 - 2016-12-25 07:05:13 UTC
Owwwww, that joke did more damage than the average Drake does... P
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#9 - 2016-12-25 08:02:14 UTC
Mmmusst.
Nnnot.
Click.
"Lllike."



Aaaargh! Foiled!
Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2016-12-25 10:00:06 UTC
SInce he started it, shall we turn this into a bad joke thread?

A polar bear walks into a bar,
says to the barman " Can I have a pint of lager and a..........................................................................................................bag of crisps"

Barman says "sure, but why the big pause?"


Polar Bear " they're for catching salmon"


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Chevis Preston
ATRAX.
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2016-12-25 10:08:11 UTC
Demonspawn 666 wrote:
SInce he started it, shall we turn this into a bad joke thread?

A polar bear walks into a bar,
says to the barman " Can I have a pint of lager and a..........................................................................................................bag of crisps"

Barman says "sure, but why the big pause?"


Polar Bear " they're for catching salmon"




When can polar twist in an unsupported wind? Why does the past wrong the misunderstood mimic? The waste groans below whatever continuing worry. The freak boils next to bear. A retirement boat treks bear with the symphony.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2016-12-25 10:12:38 UTC
Chevis Preston wrote:
Demonspawn 666 wrote:
SInce he started it, shall we turn this into a bad joke thread?

A polar bear walks into a bar,
says to the barman " Can I have a pint of lager and a..........................................................................................................bag of crisps"

Barman says "sure, but why the big pause?"


Polar Bear " they're for catching salmon"




When can polar twist in an unsupported wind? Why does the past wrong the misunderstood mimic? The waste groans below whatever continuing worry. The freak boils next to bear. A retirement boat treks bear with the symphony.


I think I almost had a stroke trying to read that word salad.

But I finally figured out what you were trying to ask. The same question that's on all our minds: why is the rum gone?

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2016-12-25 10:23:40 UTC
A penguin walks into a bar...
Says to the barman "Got any fish?"
Barman replies "no mate, try next door in the fishmongers, we dont sell fish here"
Penguin looks sad and walks out.

Next day, the penguin walks into the bar again
Penguin "Got any fish?"
Barman "No, I told you yesterday, we dont sell fish"
Penguin looks sad and walks out.

Next day, the penguin walks into the bar again
Penguin "Got any fish?"
Barman "Look you little sh1t! I told you before, we dont sell bloody fish! Get out! If you come in here and ask me for fish again I'm going to nail your stupid flat feet to the bar and beat the cr@p out of you! You understand me?"
Penguin looks sad and walks out.

Next day, the penguin walks into the bar again
Penguin "Got any nails?"
Barman looks slightly puzzled but answers " No"
Penguin " Got any fish then?"


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Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2016-12-25 15:15:12 UTC
Better not start on the jokes from the xmas crackers.... those really are awful!

One snowman turns to another and says...

Do you smell carrots?

P

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Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#15 - 2016-12-25 17:04:47 UTC
Absolutely horrible jokes!!TwistedLol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2016-12-25 17:07:39 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Absolutely awesome jokes!!TwistedLol


Fix'd P

You're welcome!

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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2016-12-26 03:32:48 UTC
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

Eventually it got so bad, I had to take his bike away.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Rasputin Demonde
Pagan Products
#18 - 2016-12-26 03:59:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Rasputin Demonde
I walked into this bar and sat down by a small boy , sitting at the bar . No one was behind the bar , I asked the boy , where is the bartender ? He said My mom is the bartender , and she is out back . I asked can you show me where , cause I am awful thirsty . We went outback and there she was getting bang, bang , by a goat . I turned to the boy and asked him , does your mom do this nasty stuff all the time ? He turned and looked me in the eye and said........Naaaaaaaaaaah . (Hint , a goat goes Baaaaaaaaaah)
Dibz
Doomheim
#19 - 2016-12-26 13:01:22 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Meh, it's just another day to me personally. If I'm going to celebrate something, it needs to be something worthwhile, like if a mate gets a new job or winning the lotto, not just the northern hemisphere's winter solstice. And if I'm going to buy stuff for people, it's going to be because I found something nice they might like, not because the commercials on TV obligate me to because it's the time of the year to do so.


Down with consumerism!

Sent from my iPhone 7
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2016-12-26 13:05:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Dibz wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Meh, it's just another day to me personally. If I'm going to celebrate something, it needs to be something worthwhile, like if a mate gets a new job or winning the lotto, not just the northern hemisphere's winter solstice. And if I'm going to buy stuff for people, it's going to be because I found something nice they might like, not because the commercials on TV obligate me to because it's the time of the year to do so.


Down with consumerism!

Sent from my iPhone 7


That's not what I said. I said, I'm not going to buy stuff for people just because the time of year or companies using that time of year to sell more stuff obligates me to. Consumerism is properly defined as the protection or promotion of the interests of consumers, and generally encouraging companies to produce better quality goods and services, in competition, to give consumers the best options available. That is, all those regulations that make sure there's no rat **** in your favourite burger. Why would you want to get rid of that?

If you're referring to the socioeconomic order and ideology that encourages the acquisition of goods and services in ever-increasing amounts, I can only say to that, people are free to do and buy what they like, and they always should be.

Speaking of consumerism, cool iPhone.

Sent from my HP Compaq Presario CQ57 Laptop

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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