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Crazy EVE chicks? I don't get it :(

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Beyonder III
Multiverse Trading
#1 - 2016-12-15 10:42:22 UTC
So I was in a coffee shop getting an iced latte. After being served I walked around to find a table, and noticed a somewhat attractive chick playing EVE online of all things on her notebook computer. Never to let a perfect opportunity slip by, I made my move.

"Oh, you play EVE?" I asked, looking over her shoulder. "Why, yes!" she said. "Do you?" She then invited me to sit down, which I did, and we started chatted about the game. You know, "how long have you been playing?" "what race is your character?" etc - the usual stuff. Things seemed to be going fine.

Then I asked her what her favorite activity was, or her "profession" or whatever. She said she was a wormhole explorer, and had several of them she farmed and occupied. "What a coincidence!" I stated. "That's what I do too!" She then asked if I'd like to explore one of her wormholes.

"I'd *love* to explore your hole!" I said. "In fact, I'd love to penetrate *all* of your holes!" At this point she called me a name I cannot repeat on these forums in polite company, slapped me across the face right there in the coffee shop making a big scene (it hurt, and my coffee went flying into my face and lap), grabbed her stuff, and stormed out.

I mean, I just don't get it. You try to be nice and friendly to some people, and that's how you are repaid? Are all EVE chicks like this, or was it just this one?
Malcorath Sacerdos
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2016-12-15 10:44:03 UTC
pics or it didnt happen ..... ;)
Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#3 - 2016-12-15 10:44:43 UTC
The quality of ship toasting has really hit a low point.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2016-12-15 10:55:54 UTC
I dunno man, women huh? I'm sorry to hear how she treated you. It seemed a little punitive.

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Vigirr
#5 - 2016-12-15 11:13:50 UTC
Cutter Isaacson wrote:
The quality of ship toasting has really hit a low point.


Could be worse, could be alpha whining.
Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2016-12-15 11:15:13 UTC
Women play eve???

Really?

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Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#7 - 2016-12-15 11:19:44 UTC
Vigirr wrote:
Cutter Isaacson wrote:
The quality of ship toasting has really hit a low point.


Could be worse, could be alpha whining.


Same damn thing as far as I'm concerned.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.
Zacharyne Kimbyl
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2016-12-15 11:28:56 UTC
"Men. They're only after one thing: My Relic sites."

- Her, later crying on the phone. Probably.
Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2016-12-15 11:33:04 UTC
Malcorath Sacerdos wrote:
pics or it didnt happen ..... ;)



*Naked pics of girls playing eve or it didnt happen......


Fixed :)

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Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#10 - 2016-12-15 11:33:09 UTC
hello 9gag!

Just Add Water
Malcorath Sacerdos
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2016-12-15 11:49:02 UTC
Demonspawn 666 wrote:
Malcorath Sacerdos wrote:
pics or it didnt happen ..... ;)



*Naked pics of girls playing eve or it didnt happen......


Fixed :)



i would settle for the bruised cheek but that will work too..
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#12 - 2016-12-15 12:06:58 UTC
Salvos Rhoska
#13 - 2016-12-15 12:30:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
Should have sued her for assault and battery, destruction of property (your coffee), the scalding of hot coffee, damage to your clothing resulting and emotional damages.

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Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2016-12-15 12:39:42 UTC
Did her wormhole have any effects?
Was it a black hole, a red giant or a pulsar? P
Mo Skor
Westworld Tours and Security
#15 - 2016-12-15 12:46:12 UTC
You're so cool. I know an iguana just like you. Maybe you should just stick to playing eve tho.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#16 - 2016-12-15 12:59:54 UTC
Sounds like OP saw a short flic on Pronhub.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Tanuki Kittybeta
Ripperoni in Pepperoni
#17 - 2016-12-15 13:12:57 UTC
got to becareful friend, some wormholes got bugs
Beyonder III
Multiverse Trading
#18 - 2016-12-15 13:43:57 UTC
Yeah it sucked, but there were two remotely humorous things to come out of it. I didn't appreciate it at the time, but in retrospect....

Anyway, first thing that happened. Right after she coldcocked me and stormed off, and my coffee went into my face and my lap, the guy sitting at the next table leaned over and said 'I guess she doesn't like the coffee either?'

So then I get up and go into the bathroom to try to somewhat clean up (towel off the coffee from my face, etc). I eventually get as clean as I'm gonna get, so as I'm walking out of the bathroom I bump into another dude. He looks down and sees my wet pants and says 'The coffee runs right through you here, doesn't it?'

Hardy har har.
Salvos Rhoska
#19 - 2016-12-15 13:52:52 UTC
Consider the alternative had you hit her in the face.

So much for equality.

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ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#20 - 2016-12-15 14:14:14 UTC
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