Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

It is I, Trinkets friend, the nominated recruiter, debonaire gentleman, bad FC and all round nice guy from your local friendly lowsec scrublord!

I write to you today with great offer - very good - full of promise and excite! It is best offer, guaranteed.

Offer
This is an offer of employment in Empty Vessels [ABNDN] (hereafter referred to as corporation) between the you (prospective employee) and Corporation.

Empty Vessels is a small, growing organisation of spacenerds living in lowsec and probing through into w-space daily to find pew pew, ISK and content. We do everything in wormholes except living there because, why would you bother these days? We provide advice, amusement and light piracy.

Role Description
The position being offered to the Prospective Employee is that of Underling, Henchman, Minion or Dogsbody First Class. These role(s) are general in nature and confer no exemplary employment conditions beyond which is appropriate for the relationship between Grand Poohbah and Minion, Henchman, underling & C.

The role is open to all Alpha Clones and Omega Clones.

Key Responsibilities

• PVPing
• Training reasonable skill sets in a reasonable time to a reasonable level
• Purchase of a reasonable set of ships such that the Employee can welp said ships without becoming Space Poor
• A strict No Drama Llamas policy is in place and shall be adhered to
• All gif, gifv, imgur, tmblr and videographic images shared in corporation chat will be at least PG if not M rated
• Butthurt will be confined to your butt

Key Skills Required

• Derring-do
• Chutzpah
• Flying a frigate
• Able to press F1
• Probing

Remuneration
You are entitled to an annual salary of 0 ISK plus whatever you make in a normal day's ratting, minus 10% corporation tax. All corporation tax is spent on blow and hoes.

A bonus scheme is in place consisting of, viz. a scout gets all loot from a kill. Yes, even if you score 3B ISK in phat blue poo from a player owned Rattlesnake, Golem or whatever, if you found it you keep the lot. Just the way it goes and this encourages Employee participation

Benefits

• Lists
• Secure lowsec pocket where we live with a bunch of pirates
• Semi-dank lowsec ISK
• Exciting amounts of beep-boop beep-boop
• Social adult gaming
• US, Eu and AU TZ content
• comms
• Capital, BLOPS, batphone content

Please put in all applications with a full APi (because, why not?) to Trinkets friend, and join our pub channel Hola Batmanuel to undergo Brek'tal

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