EVE General Discussion

Enjoyed the story, don't worry about that one guy bashing you, they are needed in the community. I fly an Astero frequently and have been fitting it for PVP with a mobile depot. Haven't killed anyone yet, though. Most of the time, I get in my Astero with intention on camping sites but end up running the Relic/Data sites out of lack of patience. But tonight, your story has me pumped, I'm going camp a site and kill an explorer, or die trying

Aaah, you posted. No 50 mil for you then! It was a trap anyways. Yes, it means you are sincere you are not begging, cos you could have earned 50mil for just doing nothing. Whether I would have paid will remain a mystery. But it also means you reneged on your own offer.

I have nothing against you wanting to hunt explorers.
I have nothing against you not having a travel fit onboard to get through LS.
I have nothing against you knowingly disregarding precautions.
I have nothing against you losing your implants due to not setting up a Jump Clone.
I can see from your fit that you have low hacking skills, and attempted to compensate with implants.

Those are your own mistakes. They are your problem and loss, not mine.
Ive lost ships to stupid mistakes, fail fits and lack of precautions too. We all have.

What irks me, is that you presented yourself in OP as a hapless innocent data/relic site explorer that got blapped on an LS gate. When infact you where specifically fitted for hunting explorers (of which most are no competition against a Stratios).

You set out for PvP hoping to prey on T1/T2 explorers, but got PvP in a place and format you didnt expect.
But you made no mention of that in OP.

I find your OP dishonest and unrepresentative as a half-truth of your true actions and plan as revealed in your subsequent posts when I called you out on it after analysing your killboard.

No, I dont think so.

You could potentially have had 50mil from me, but the billion isk you lost is your own fault.

Not my problem.

You claim to have felt great after the whole debacle, yet here you are, insulting me, reneging on deals you offered, and now futilely trying to demand a billion isk from me. Just cos I revealed the underlying deceptions and half-truths in your OP. Then you asked for tips on high isk earning with minimum effort. Then you tried to demand a billion isk from me, when you already failed to fulfill the terms of receiving even 50mil from me.

I think this speaks volumes to the fact you are infact not ok with having lost a billion isk due to your own mistakes, and that PvP hit you right in the face where you didnt expect it, whereas you where hoping for easy farming of T1/T2 explorers.

I enjoy that irony.
You wanted to wtf-pwn little T1/T2 exploration frigates in your Stratios.
Instead, you got wtf-pwned in your failfit ship with implants onboard.

And then you misrepresented that in OP. hoping for handouts.
"Look how brave I am. I was just a hapless explorer and a noob. Please send me isk as a reward for my attitude!"
Nice try, but it didnt work, did it.

1 bil vs 50 mil and a week of silence?

I dont think so. Im the only onewho would have to pay, either way.

I already offered you the 50mil for 7 days of silence, per your own prompting, and you failed to deliver.

Why should I now offer 1 bil as stake?

Think, man. You have a brain for a reason.

I havent insulted you even once. Not. even. once.
Whereas you have called me a parentless child and any number of other direct insults.

All I did was reveal the true story, which you ommitted, behind your little excursion into LS, and express my suspicion that you are infact not ok with that loss and are hoping that the trope of presenting a "EVE suitable" attitude will garner you some donations to cover your loss, from space-rich philanthropists.

I even offered you 50 mil isk for doing nothing. Where else would you get a better deal? Money for literally nothing.
But you refused it, though it was your own idea.

You got plenty of "positive feedback", as you see it, for your mistakes from many other posters.
I dont agree with them. I think you royally fked up, made compounding mistakes, and have pointed out exactly how.
Sorry if you cant take critique.

But yessssss, YYEEESSSSS, let the hate grow within you and reveal your true character.

I knew it was there behind your contrived/false story of a hapless explorer that innocently got blapped when passing through an LS gate. You WANTED PvP, and you got it, just not how you expected. Instead of wtf-pwning T1/T2 explorers with no defense, you got wtf-pwned by an LS gate camp.

You set out to harvest the tears and bounty of little defenseless T1/T2 explorers, but got wrecked (due to your own mistakes) before you even got anywhere near them.

I find that a very satisfying irony, worthy of EVE.
But you tried to tried to paint it as something else.
Perhaps you overlooked that I can see your killboard, to decipher your true intent.

Tomorrow I will send some EVE-mail to the players that blapped you and ask how you reacted and how it all went down.
Judging by your behavior here, I expect you couldnt contain yourself and said many, many naughty things.

*Light Bulb* I just realized you, Salvos, are a sith lord, it all makes sense, when I read your comment "But yessssss, YYEEESSSSS, let the hate grow within you and reveal your true character." You are the evil one trying to convert others to the dark side.

*grabs popcorn*

Hey man, I helped too :(

I pointed out and explained his mistakes.
I also offered him 50mil for doing nothing, to help him reimburse his losses.
As to being new, his account is only 3 months younger than mine.

To my eternal shame, I also have lost a pod worth almost DOUBLE of his on an unprepared entry into LS while naively chasing down an escalation. In my defense, I was flying drunk. Very drunk.

Ive been there. Committed his same mistakes. I know his feels, intimately.

Allow me to recall them for you...

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On that night, my rage exploded with the force of the Tsar Bomba.
I became a pillar of pure salt, like Lot's wife at Sodom.
My sadness drove whales to beach themselves.
My wallet became a window into the Abyss, even a glance at which was to know true, bottomless void.

The next morning, I awoke an empty-headed wreck of my former self... With a terrible hangover.

BUT I DID NOT GIVE UP!

With spittle spraying, I lifted up my head and clenched fists from the toilet bowl to bellow out mightily a sworn vendetta, by the ancient forms of Kanly, onto mine enemy!

Brow knit with resolve, I re-entered my pod, wiped my mouth clean with my sleeve, fired up my warpdrives, and once again set out to rebuild my destiny among the stars till this very day...

*bows*
*curtains close*

(Please place encouragement/support iskies in the hat. Thank you.)

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PS: And I dont stink. I showered... recently.