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Tired of playing with yourself? Try Umbra Syndicate!

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Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#1 - 2016-11-25 14:44:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Praetor Siderium
Sick of "The Man" taking 11% of your mission rewards in taxes and not providing even basic health care? Tired of sitting in a mining belt all alone with nobody to talk to except the voices in your head? Just looking for a captive audience to try your horrible jokes on while docked?

Why not join Umbra Syndicate? At Umbra, we understand that real life comes first. We believe that EVE is a game and as such it should be fun. We can offer you:

• 5% Tax Rate
• Hi Sec Mining boosts
• Ore buyback
• Manufacturing assistance
• Hi Sec Level 4 missions
• T1 Ship replacement
• Regular corporate ops but no requirements to participate
• Members in both EU and NA time zones
• Experienced players and corp leadership
• Most of us are adults but several of us have wives who would argue this point
• Alphas/Newbros with 1.5mil SP are welcome – we’ll prove to you that EVE is worth subscribing to!

Several of our more experienced members have spent time living in lo and null sec and are more than willing to ramble for hours about how traumatic it was to ship spin while nobody looked for that AFK cloaker. And if you're new and have no idea what that means, we're more than willing to explain it. Feel free to join Umbra Chat today with your questions or to talk to our members.

Disclaimer: No Alpacas were harmed in the making of this post but a full API is required prior to accepting your application.
Morbius Karlock
Logistics Corp
#2 - 2016-11-26 08:25:41 UTC
I LIEK PLAYING WID MYSELF!! BlinkShockedLol
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#3 - 2016-11-30 23:18:52 UTC
All the cool kids are doing it.
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#4 - 2016-12-02 20:48:34 UTC
[tap tap tap] Is... is this thing on?
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#5 - 2016-12-04 02:42:44 UTC
Come here often?
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#6 - 2016-12-07 19:36:30 UTC
We can get brownies from the Netherlands!
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#7 - 2016-12-16 21:01:16 UTC
Wanna know what you can get for 10 dollars?
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#8 - 2016-12-20 11:43:38 UTC
Who loves you and who do you love?
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#9 - 2016-12-30 22:26:31 UTC
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#10 - 2017-01-06 23:29:38 UTC
I'm never gonna give you up. I'm never gonna let you down.
Salman Akachi
Doomheim
#11 - 2017-01-07 04:39:13 UTC
I'm an Alpha player. I'd like to join please. Sick of learning the game by "Trial & Error" method! Too many error... would gladly take some advice from the experienced players.
Praetor Siderium
Space Lizards with Spreadsheets
#12 - 2017-01-08 15:55:50 UTC
Salman Akachi wrote:
I'm an Alpha player. I'd like to join please. Sick of learning the game by "Trial & Error" method! Too many error... would gladly take some advice from the experienced players.


Join the "Umbra Chat" channel in game. We'd be glad to offer some help and advice and tell you some tasteless jokes.