EVE General Discussion

Dear Sister,

I very much hope you have received my in-game EVE mail for tea over the weekend - oh what a delight it is just to think about it! I just have so many questions to ask you - indeed your lip piercings consist of the exact same zydrine-xorphine composite material that mine do! And your eyeliner and mascara is absolutely gorgeous dear; indeed I am not able to stare into your daring eyes without them blinding mine right back! I do believe, sister, that we will spend a marvelous time together; however, my associates at Ancestry.com have informed me that our mother may have produced a bountiful group of bright-minded, independent, beautiful children such as ourselves!

So, at this very minute, on this very hour of the finest day New Eden has every seen, on the Eve of Thanksgiving that the tribal ancestors have celebrated over 2000 years ago, and ultimately, the day that I announce my designation as the most beautiful woman, alongside my newly-declared sister, Large Collidable Object, I shall order that an outreach program be created in the name of the Independent Band of Beautiful Sisters, whereas my fellow sisters shall be henceforth adorned with the most beautiful garments, and the most intricate facial augmentations, and the most delicately crafted golden head wear. My program shall also be responsible for providing the most herbaceous and refreshing tea, on the ninth hour of every Sunday morning, in order to preserve the facial beauties that my fellow siblings most adamantly deserve.

Those who refer to me a woman whose facial features may be defined as most pure and beautiful, in the judgement of my faithful panel at the IBBS, will be hastily awarded 50,000,000 ISK; if you nominate yourself to this most elevated position, you may be awarded 100,000,000 ISK if my panel decides that you are worthy enough to be my blood relative. However, if your complexion indicates one impure feature, you shall be banished and blocked from the IBBS council, and consequently, receive shame from the beautiful women that fly the hyper-spatial gates of New Eden.

Of course, our bloodline must be limited to two less than a dozen; as our mother had once said, she did not wish to harbor more than ten children. Including the two of us, we may seek eight more relatives to fill the ranks of our inner ring.

Good luck to all, and to you, sister LCO, until we meet again.

Yours truly,
IFP
Indestructable Freight Pad

Well, it's the weekend. Don't slack off on getting high.

*GASP*

Look, that was only a joke when I said I would sell my soul for a dank ISK, begone devil!

I have never been high enough for this.

I know I'm not. Not at the moment at least.

WTF

Its like you would get in coma, had near death experience and met the demon wearing make up. All your future life would be full of good deeds.

How low is your alcohol tolerance!?

Oh, wow! That OP's avatar...I'll have nightmares tonight!