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Praise Bob The Wormhole God! The Enclave Frontiers - Come In Our Hole!

Author
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#1 - 2016-11-05 01:52:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Ozymandias Sparious
Hello my children!
I am Ozymandias, high priest of Bob!


Today I offer an invitation to all of His blessed children:


Become a holy crusader and uphold His grand will!
Burn all of the heretics who would dare defile His space!


That being said...


We are The Enclave Frontiers,
We are the executive branch of Holesale Operations, a growing and exciting wormhole Alliance dedicated to blowing up ships, evictions, industry, debauchery, Bob’s divinity and taking contracts for defensive and offensive purposes.
Our Corp is Located within a C2 wormhole with a C3 and Hi-Security static.


What We Require:
-Maturity, Dedication, and a sense of humor.
-PvP Focus.
-Looking for capsuleers with a minimum of 20M skillpoints (We do offer exceptions on an inquiry/interview basis.)
-English Speaking (as a secondary or tertiary language is more than welcome.)
-Active on Teamspeak when Online.
-Preference for T3/T2 Cruiser Pilots and Logistics Pilots.

-T2/3 Destroyer also recommended.
-Main characters are required with APIs furnished for all alts.
-Full account API with no expiration date.


What We Offer:
-Discord & TS3.
-Small-scale pvp.
-Large-scale pvp ops.
-Wormhole lifestyle and alliance privileges.
-ISK from all flavors of EVE activities (Indy, PvP, PvE, etc.).
-Amazing home PI.
-Friendly but competitive learning environment for new pilots.


Main Recruiters:
Ozymandias Sparious
Veck Abilene
I am Aquaman

Feel free to message us at any point or join our public chat "The Void Enclave," for more questions or interest.

Praise Bob The Wormhole God!
Alkain Highwind
Players vs. EVE
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2016-11-05 01:54:28 UTC
Talking*Oh*
My god Becky
Look, at her butt It's
So big She deez nuts
Looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who
Understands those rap guys They?
Only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute I
Mean her butt It's
Just so big I
Can't believe it's so round It's
Just out there I
Mean it's, gross Look
She's, just so black Rap

*I*
Like big butts and I can not lie You
Other brothers can't deny That
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And
A round thing in your face You
Get sprung Wanna
Pull up tough Cuz
You notice that butt was stuffed Deep
In the jeans she's wearing I'm
Hooked and I can't stop staring Oh
Baby, I wanna get with ya And
Take your picture My
Homeboys tried to warn me But
That butt you got Make
Me so horney Ooh
Rump, of smooth skin You
Say you wanna get in my benz Well
Use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've

Seen them dancin' To
Hell with romancin' She's
Sweat Wet, got, it goin like a turbo vette I'm

Tired of magazines Saying
Flat butts are the thing Take
The average black man and ask him that She
Gotta pack much back So

Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has
Your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well
Shake it shake, it shake, it shake, it shake, that healthy butt Baby
Got back (La

Face with Oakland booty) I

Like'em round and big And
When I'm throwin a gig I
Just can't help myself I'm
Actin like an animal Now
Here's my scandal I

Wanna get you home And
Uh double, up uh uh I
Aint talkin bout playboy Cuz
Silicone parts were made for toys I
Wannem real thick and juicy So
Find that juicy double Mixalot's
In trouble Beggin
For a piece of that bubble So
I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin
These bimbos walkin like hoes You
Can have them bimbos I'll
Keep my women like Flo Jo A
Word to the thick soul sistas I
Wanna get with ya I
Won't cus or hit ya But
I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til
The break of dawn Baby
Got it goin on A
Lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz
Them punks lie to hit it and quit it But
I'd rather stay and play Cuz
I'm long and I'm strong And
I'm down to get the friction on So

Ladies (yeah) Ladies, (yeah) Do
You wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then
Turn around Stick
It out Even
White boys got to shout Baby
Got back (La

Face with the Oakland booty) Yeah

Baby When
It comes to females Cosmo
Ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36
Only
If she's 5'3" So

Your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin
Workout tapes by Fonda But
Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her hind-a My
Anaconda don't want none Unless
You got buns hun You!

Can do sidebends or, sit-ups but, please don't lose that butt Some
Brothers wanna play that high road and, tell you the butt can't go So
They toss it and, leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it So
Cosmo says you're fat well, I ain't down with that Cuz
Your waste is small And,
Your curves are kickin' (and I'm thinkin bout stickin') To
The bean pole girls in the magazine You: ain't it Miss Thing Give
Me a sista can't, resist her Red
Beans and rice didn't miss her Some

Knucklehead tried to this Said
His girls are on my list He
Had game but, he chose to hit 'em And
I pull up quick to get wit 'em So

Ladies if your butt is round And
You want a triple X showdown Dial
1-900- mix A lot And
Kick them nasty thoughts baby, got back Baby

Got back (hey... boy hey, boy) 3x
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#3 - 2016-11-05 21:16:57 UTC
Praise Bob! Enclave is still looking for fresh faces!
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#4 - 2016-11-07 13:59:10 UTC
Praise be onto Bob! Enclave is open as always to new recruits!
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#5 - 2016-11-09 06:28:57 UTC
May Bob's Light Guide you all! Enclave's doors are still open
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#6 - 2016-11-10 17:36:51 UTC
May The Holy Boble Lead you to the path of Bob. Enclave looking as always for new faces!
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#7 - 2016-11-12 04:41:46 UTC
Behold! His Hole-y Realm!
His name Echoes throughout New Eden And bellows the call of the worthy and the damned!
Praise Bob The Wormhole God!


Enclave is still seeking worthy recruits for serving bobs' Will!
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#8 - 2016-11-14 16:49:59 UTC
Enclave is still in search for those ready for the call.
Praise Bob The Wormhole God!
Ozymandias Sparious
Agents of Self Destruction
Holesale Operations
#9 - 2016-11-16 07:57:07 UTC
May Bob have Mercy on those who follow his path and be merciless for those who dare defy it!
Enclave still looking for new recruits!