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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Lord Ryan
True Xero
#181 - 2011-09-16 13:36:48 UTC
well it's better than the last one I brought home.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Hugs n Kisses
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#182 - 2011-09-16 13:54:40 UTC
you know my going rate. leave the cash on the dresser!
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#183 - 2011-09-16 14:01:37 UTC
Wow! Finally something worth taking home.

!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Lharanai
Fools of the Blue Oyster
#184 - 2011-09-16 14:56:42 UTC
next time I will shave the rest of his head

Seriously, don't take me serious, I MEAN IT...seriously
Takamori Maruyama
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#185 - 2011-09-16 14:57:58 UTC
Maam, I don't like this leather and whip stuff...

Loud and clear...
Lharanai
Fools of the Blue Oyster
#186 - 2011-09-16 15:10:38 UTC
obey slave

Seriously, don't take me serious, I MEAN IT...seriously
Nymphmaster
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#187 - 2011-09-16 15:15:08 UTC
Yes Mistress!
CCP Shadow
C C P
C C P Alliance
#188 - 2011-09-16 15:33:50 UTC
What did you put in my drink?! 
.
Bengal Bob
Slymsloot Enterprises
#189 - 2011-09-16 15:40:17 UTC
I hope you still like FW in the morning ShadowLol
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#190 - 2011-09-16 15:43:00 UTC
Michael Stipe!? Not again!

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#191 - 2011-09-16 15:45:18 UTC
Told you my old lady's a freak... Your place next time I have to clean this **** up.

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#192 - 2011-09-16 16:11:31 UTC
Call me Daddy.

Don't ban me, bro!
Tethys Atreides
The Audacity of Huge
#193 - 2011-09-16 16:43:09 UTC
/crying game
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#194 - 2011-09-16 22:58:54 UTC
so ahh.....hmmmm.....where are the husband and kids at today?
Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#195 - 2011-09-16 23:03:45 UTC
The obvious is nice to state, but i dont need to do it with your face.

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

http://count-austheim.blogspot.com
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#196 - 2011-09-16 23:08:30 UTC
I guess I'll see ya out in the yard. BTW, what are you in for?
Belkelel
Systech Astromantics Shipyard Inc.
#197 - 2011-09-16 23:39:50 UTC
since when i'm straight?
Valari Nala Zena
Perkone
Caldari State
#198 - 2011-09-17 01:05:41 UTC
Belkelel wrote:
since when i'm straight?

You got it right this time.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#199 - 2011-09-17 01:06:31 UTC
Belkelel wrote:
...


Ohhh... ummm... hey... uhhh... you want some pancakes?

How did you Veterans start?
InDiCa LoVeR
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#200 - 2011-09-17 01:12:27 UTC
Why does my ass hurt? who the hell are you? Shocked