Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

We the Mightily Distinguished, is a PVP focused corporation and we are looking for some like-minded pilots to come join us in Fade. We have no skill point requirement, time requirement or really any requirements beyond you being a rational, civil human being that wants to undock and shoot at internet spaceships with us.

We are all about having fun and enjoying the game of EVE. Yes, we actually think this is “just” a game. A very fun one! Shocking, I know. We do strive to kill more than we lose, but that is not always the case. It might actually be the opposite of that some nights/weeks/months. If playing this game is serious business for you, and you would like to be surrounded by other “serious” players and mouth foam spraying FCs testing the limits of their microphone… we aren’t what you are looking for. Our mouth foam is gently dispensed. A caress, if you will…


Here are some key points for your consideration:

• We currently have the most pilot activity in the USTZ, though several of our members are EUTZ. Throw in some insomniacs, Australians, New Zealanders, and possible alien lifeforms claiming to be “German” you have someone to play with pretty much around the clock.

• We are a member corporation of the GoonSwarm alliance.

• We are not a member corporation of the GoonSwarm Federation alliance.

• We have organized roams and gate camps almost every day.

• Are you a part-time racist? Is sexism the new black at your house? Have you just trained into Master of Douchebaggery V? If you said yes to any of these things, we don’t want you.

• While we do focus on PVP, there are plenty of PVE opportunities. Anoms, sigs, exploration and even gasp mining! This being said, if you are only looking for PVE there are much better fits out there.

• Need a way to make ISK? A 23/7 standing fleet provides you with protection against those would-be pirates. Sometimes it even saves your ship.

• New to PVP/Sov Null/etc? Not a problem.

• We have a healthy logistics team that can get your stuff out to Fade.

• We are well-loved by all.


Don’t take my word for it, however. Here are some testimonials from actual space associates:

- [14:51:51] Chewwey > **** U
- [22:54:45] Btr0n > u guys are such fuckign cowards
- [13:15:00] mining queens > best pvp ever aint it blowing up cynos that cant shoot back
- [13:21:30] Samu Bamu > **** YOU let me leave
- [15:27:42] Kiyoebu Uosaki > You absolute ****
- [22:03:30] sloth Enaka > well **** you guys XD
- [22:05:16] Mr3dk1 Kernawitz > yo **** you you little ***** lol
- [20:26:01] B0DACI0US METH0S > EAT MY ******* ****
- [00:09:14] Bay Arnoux > the log off trap is going to get u banned
- [23:36:04] Ghengis Xu > **** you
- [03:06:14] Lee HyeRi > If CCP ever hosts a tournament for best cyno pvp, you guys should definitely enter
- [23:17:23] Fei Min > hang on we are coming to visit u
- [20:55:21] Mr3dk1 Kernawitz > no honor
- [22:14:45] Remmy Alduin > suck my **** from the backside of my nuts
- [20:05:56] Elftor > YOU ******* GYPSIES

Obviously, we're all about making friends.


If you are interested in joining our Corporation, looking for more information, or just want to hang out, please stop by our public channel in game [WMD] or hop into our public Discord channel. https://discord.gg/uuw2aFW

Or check us out on Zkillboard

https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98219774/

This beautiful wall of text is thanks to Xaeli the wordsmith. May his shots always wreck, his keyboard never break, and his fingers never tire.

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If you feel inclined to over-zealously apply Republic Fleet ammunition onto ships wherever we may be, come by the chat channel [WMD] (with the brackets) for a chat.

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