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Negative Buoyancy - WH PvP Certain Death

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Malception
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-10-13 01:27:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Malception
Negative Buoyancy is looking for new pilots to increase the diameter of our w-space circle jerk. We enjoy PvP and getting space-rich. There are a total of zero(0) shlts given about feelings here, except one guy... we have one(1) guy who might give a total of one tenth(1/10) of a shlt about your feelings. That's enough about us. Let us tell you about yourself.

You meet all these fancy bullet points:
[+] Scouting - this is serious business, so covops or GTFO.
[+] PvP - also serious business, but no need to be fancy; just not lost.
[+] Self-Motivated - wormhole space isn't for the weak-willed. You will need to be a self-starting go-getter. Yeah. Whatever.
[+] Teamwork - must play well with others and have a thick skin. Real thick.
[+] Bob - The lord god of wormholes is to be worshiped before all other gods.


A little bit more about us:
[+] PvP - https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98472033/
[+] Comms - Mumble
[+] Diversity - we aren't here to promote agendas, protect feelings, or provide safe-zones. Thick skin required.
[+] RL > Pew > Jew - real life. PvP. ISKies. In that order.


All spies and applicants should join our public channel for lulz and profit: Tac B Pub
Malception
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2016-10-14 17:23:41 UTC
need more bodies for roams, explo, the good fights and space-murder! Join today, or we'll sneak up behind you running sites for abuse your sweet hind parts.
Malception
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2016-10-19 23:52:02 UTC
Chinese people have their own server and we like space-murder, death and dismemberment.
Malception
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2016-10-24 15:00:18 UTC
FYI - we are accepting offers for free sensual massages IRL. So if any of you disgusting neck-beards have hot masseuse moms or sisters we want to know about it, but only after you join corp.