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Capsuleer erection casts long shadow on Caldari Prime
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Keramor
Yuan-Ladazir Integrated Armament
#21 - 2016-09-05 21:44:58 UTC
Well, looks like the gallenteans over there may have problems dealing with such a civire erection.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#22 - 2016-09-06 18:21:18 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
My advice to anyone concerned about this Capsuleer erection is to simply relax, take a deep breath, don't clench, and let it happen. It will probably be over soon.

You actually start enjoying it about halfway through....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#23 - 2016-09-23 19:43:36 UTC
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
I dont know why someone would sunbathe. Ice cold spring water is all you need for bath.



Ok that explains a lot about why so many Caldari are so shiny and pale. Please at least wash your face with warm water it opens your pores and clears away grease. Then rinse with cold water to close your pores.

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2016-09-24 07:03:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
The Golden Serpent wrote:
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
I dont know why someone would sunbathe. Ice cold spring water is all you need for bath.



Ok that explains a lot about why so many Caldari are so shiny and pale. Please at least wash your face with warm water it opens your pores and clears away grease. Then rinse with cold water to close your pores.


Sod it! That is an Ancient Sebiestor Secret!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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