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Arrendis
TK Corp
#41 - 2016-08-31 05:44:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Arrendis
Samira Kernher wrote:
I like the occasional pat.


Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Come over with Arra some time. We can have frozen custard and I can give out head pats. It would be nice to have more data for my science.


This is all a conspiracy to get me to try Ali's flavored confections for some reason isn't it? Fine, if I'm going to have to deal with custard, Sami, you are too. I'll swing by and pick you up sometime soon.

The rest... I'm not even gonna... I.. I'm just not. I can't even. It's just too odd.






I TOLD YOU THERE WERE NO GOOD PUNS.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2016-08-31 06:28:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Moonacre Parmala wrote:
Alizabeth Vea, were, by chance, the sebbies you 'patted' indentured into your service as slaves or retained household staff eager to please?
I do not have any slaves in my employ. I recognize how that sounds, but everyone I come into contact with that does any work for me is paid very well.

One of these Sebbies is my Chief PMCS Mechanic for my fleet. She's a freed 13th gen whom I am happy to employ. Simply amazing at keeping the mothballed ships in running order in case I ever want to fly them. A pat on the head and being told 'good job' is a better bonus than crowns. (For the record, she gets the crowns too.) Oh, and she gets to maintain the engines on my Silver Magnate. Which, I think she wanted to kiss me when I said she could.

I got her a new set of tools for Empress Jamyl's feast day. I am telling you (my fellow Amarr) we went about reclaiming the Sebiestors the wrong way. The whole enslaving bit, totally unnecessary. If we'd shown up with a socket wrench set for each one and promised head pats and they would all be wonderfully faithful people right now.

(No idea what the rest of the Tribes would have wanted. I'm hearing belly rubs for Brutors.)


No, you got it wrong. The correct way is to show up before the Sebiestor with cutting-edge technologies, letting us tinker with the tech for a few months, then come back with even more cutting-edge technologies and a promise of letting us tinker with even more if we would just join up.

We will be all over the deal very quickly.

On the downside, you can expect whatever ship you use to pick us up to be disassembled from the inside with the fervour of a rabid slaver hound. The ship might never reach port.

Pigue our curiosity at your own risk.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#43 - 2016-08-31 07:29:06 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
No, you got it wrong. The correct way is to show up before the Sebiestor with cutting-edge technologies, letting us tinker with the tech for a few months, then come back with even more cutting-edge technologies and a promise of letting us tinker with even more if we would just join up.


Alternately, you show up with some awesome cutting-edge technology, then go away and come back the next day saying 'hey, my thingy broke, can any of you help me fix it? It's back on my ship...'
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2016-08-31 07:48:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Arrendis wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
No, you got it wrong. The correct way is to show up before the Sebiestor with cutting-edge technologies, letting us tinker with the tech for a few months, then come back with even more cutting-edge technologies and a promise of letting us tinker with even more if we would just join up.


Alternately, you show up with some awesome cutting-edge technology, then go away and come back the next day saying 'hey, my thingy broke, can any of you help me fix it? It's back on my ship...'


Just make sure the ship herself isn't cutting edge. If she is, then the Amarrian God help you.

That explains why the Day of Darkness had to happen. If the Amarr came to the Sebiestor promising cutting-edge technology if we would willingly convert, none of them would be leaving the planet. Because there won't be any ship left to leave the planet, not for the first decade at least.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#45 - 2016-08-31 09:34:32 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
So, IGS, I have a question about Sebiestors. Did they always respond well to being patted on the head, or is that something the Amarr bred into them? I mean, I'm not complaining either way; it's totally cute.

I worked for Empire for almost the last year and never had a chance to find out do i like to be patted on the head or not. My luck never changes i guess.

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Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2016-08-31 11:35:08 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:

(No idea what the rest of the Tribes would have wanted. I'm hearing belly rubs for Brutors.)


Sebiestior- head pats and broken stuff to tinker with.
Brutor- tummy rubs, protein shakes, all of your women (and maybe any cute guys, if you have them)
Krusual - Knives, suppressed weaponry, knives, bag of kittens, more knives.
Starkmanir - Hair spray and body glitter
Vherokior - herbal supplements and a big book of riddles (I suppose you already have that covered somewhere in your scriptures)
Thukker - You don't have much to offer, they won't stick around for anything.
Nefantar - don't need gifts, they just want to be the ones to hand out the gifts to rest of us so they feel like they're in charge.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#47 - 2016-08-31 18:03:44 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:

(No idea what the rest of the Tribes would have wanted. I'm hearing belly rubs for Brutors.)


Based on my own data some exotic wine, a dinner at a fancy place and exquisite jewelry can work quite well on a Vherokior lady like myself.

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Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2016-08-31 19:20:08 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
I mean actual physical pats on the head!


So did I! I can give you one. I think you're taller than me so you might have to give me a step stool.

Never not badpost.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#49 - 2016-08-31 19:20:53 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Alizabeth Vea wrote:

(No idea what the rest of the Tribes would have wanted. I'm hearing belly rubs for Brutors.)


Based on my own data some exotic wine, a dinner at a fancy place and exquisite jewelry can work quite well on a Vherokior lady like myself.

Done!

I think we can do it. We can convert the Tribes. We just need lots of head pats, socket wrench sets, belly rubs, luxury goods, and knives.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
William Danneskjold
#50 - 2016-08-31 19:49:02 UTC
I had a Sebiestor partner for a time. She enjoyed pats on the head, being told 'good girl', and all manner of sordid things inappropriate for discussion here. A very all-around submissive person. Perhaps there is a trend, perhaps it is indoctrinated by centuries of enslavement.

War is murder. It always has been, always will be. Murder in the name of God. Freedom. Your country. Whatever it is, it is murder. I am already against the next set of wars.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#51 - 2016-08-31 22:12:34 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
I think we can do it. We can convert the Tribes. We just need lots of head pats, socket wrench sets, belly rubs, luxury goods, and knives.


So far, I'll point out that your proposed test cases include someone who's already a devout follower of the Amarr faith, and someone both of you have been trying to convert for some time.

Still ain't happening.
Felise Selunix
Keyholder Investment Group
#52 - 2016-09-01 01:33:45 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Alizabeth Vea wrote:

(No idea what the rest of the Tribes would have wanted. I'm hearing belly rubs for Brutors.)


Based on my own data some exotic wine, a dinner at a fancy place and exquisite jewelry can work quite well on a Vherokior lady like myself.


After an informal poll of fellow Vherokior women at my aunt's kitchen table, I can confirm this list wholeheartedly, adding in a nicely appointed waterside villa or posh condo and some preferred stock options in a reasonably stable corp and tie it all up with an easy-opt out contract and you've got yourself a Vherokior gal. Save the herbs for the fellas, though.

I don't know about pats on the head, but I knew a Sebbie guy in college who liked to be lightly spanked with a thuddy wrench after a nice dinner who was a lot of fun. Now that was a guy who really knew his way around a toolset...
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#53 - 2016-09-01 05:35:49 UTC
Who eats frozen custard ?

Who even freezes custard ?

Heresy !

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#54 - 2016-09-01 07:15:28 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Who eats frozen custard ?

Who even freezes custard ?

Heresy !


I think i've found a new religion.

The church of the Gluttonous Custard Saviours.

We preach to the the destruction of all heretical frozen custard.

I'll bring the oven of truth, the mitts of redemption and the spoon of purging and I will attempt to convert all heretical frozen custard to good religiously acceptable (if consumed) custard...


Who's with me?

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#55 - 2016-09-01 08:12:28 UTC
Uh, I don't know what drugs you are on, but frozen custard is awesome.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2016-09-01 08:15:17 UTC
I have never eaten custard. Is it anything like Brutor Flatbread?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#57 - 2016-09-01 08:31:01 UTC
No idea. Tell you what. Next time you come on an ARC fleet, we'll all go to the Holy Grape and eat frozen custard.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2016-09-01 08:32:14 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
No idea. Tell you what. Next time you come on an ARC fleet, we'll all go to the Holy Grape and eat frozen custard.


This week's the 0400 op isn't it? I will show for next week's.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#59 - 2016-09-01 08:58:31 UTC
2000 NEST. I don't know what this is for your local time. However, after one operation, we will have frozen custard.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2016-09-01 09:15:18 UTC
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
2000 NEST. I don't know what this is for your local time. However, after one operation, we will have frozen custard.


My mistake there. Yeah, it's 0400 for the timezone my circadian rhythm synced to.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.