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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
Heiian Conglomerate
#12601 - 2016-08-29 01:02:44 UTC
Hey. Wow. Uh, you're not hurt, are you? I feel like I would break something if I rolled over too fast.

No? Okay. Um, would you like a drink before you're on your way?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Valkin Mordirc
#12602 - 2016-08-29 08:12:57 UTC
You know, even though I'm still having trouble determining your gender.


It was good.
#DeleteTheWeak
Clair lunski
Angel's Legion
#12603 - 2016-08-31 11:06:18 UTC
oh hai you sexy ginge

wanna go again
Jacques d'Orleans
#12604 - 2016-08-31 23:51:19 UTC
Laetitia Nzero
Row Row Fight the Power
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#12605 - 2016-09-01 04:21:34 UTC
hair transplant plz
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#12606 - 2016-09-01 07:04:36 UTC
Why do I always get the goth girls?

I need to stop drinking...
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#12607 - 2016-09-01 07:28:14 UTC
miiral
#12608 - 2016-09-01 14:36:19 UTC
You can take your goggles off now, the messy part is over ;)
Jacques d'Orleans
#12609 - 2016-09-01 16:26:34 UTC
Is that your Harley in my living room?
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12610 - 2016-09-01 18:51:32 UTC
Fade Azura
Weaponized Autists Cartel
#12611 - 2016-09-01 19:21:52 UTC
soooo ... this is what happens when you mix blue pill with exile
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#12612 - 2016-09-14 16:36:05 UTC
Damn...
This is like russian roulette with the first pull being a bullet.

Don't suppose you can bring us coffee, could ya?

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

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selket Shihari
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12613 - 2016-09-16 00:02:41 UTC
Want some cake....Don't kill me

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Heinrich Harkkon
Trumpstaffel
#12614 - 2016-09-17 06:19:41 UTC
Uh..you..you can untie me now...

"I had a dream that CCP Guard's naked photos leaked on the internet.

I discussed it and people were surprised how small it is, I mean his sausg.

Sorry for imagining you with little wee wee."

- Nana Skalski, 2016.

Warzi zouille
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12615 - 2016-09-19 09:02:59 UTC
*Mixing Quafe and vodka was a bad idea*
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#12616 - 2016-09-19 11:21:10 UTC
Not for me. Care for another?

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps

Warzi zouille
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12617 - 2016-09-19 12:45:55 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Not for me. Care for another?


*turns to the other side*

-WADDAFACK?!! you're there too? Oh god what happened
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#12618 - 2016-09-19 13:33:31 UTC
Could you, uh, take your threesome into the other room? Some of us are trying to sleep it off.

I agree, Quafe and Vodka. Bad idea.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#12619 - 2016-09-21 05:17:47 UTC
o/ Laudenum! I might snore, I'll try not to. You might try not to also, if you don't mind. See you in the morning for coffee bacon an eggs!

::zzzz gra-awnk. zzzz gra-awnk. zzzz GRA-AWNK.... snort. 'coffee. eggs. bacon. toast. hash browns' zzzz gra-awnk::
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
Heiian Conglomerate
#12620 - 2016-09-21 13:27:37 UTC
*quietly applies duct tape*

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka