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Arrendis
TK Corp
#21 - 2016-08-30 19:06:12 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
beneficial to the pat-or


I really hope that wasn't a Minmatar joke.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#22 - 2016-08-30 19:07:56 UTC
If anyone tries patting me on the head as a result of this I'm going to come gunning for you, Vea.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#23 - 2016-08-30 19:44:58 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Mitara Newelle wrote:
beneficial to the pat-or


I really hope that wasn't a Minmatar joke.


It was not what I was intending, no. If it was meant to be, was it a good one? I admit I don't have much of a feel for humor.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2016-08-30 19:50:50 UTC
Not all Sebiestor enjoy being patted on the head, but every Brutor enjoys tummy rubs.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#25 - 2016-08-30 20:21:06 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Well, I know several Sebiestors. They are all female. Most enjoy being patted on the head. Clearly I need to test this with a larger sample size.


Of course, you must also do the same with members of the other races to verify whether it's an anomaly pertaining only to Sebiestors.


Good luck reaching the tops of some peoples heads.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#26 - 2016-08-30 20:31:26 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Well, I know several Sebiestors. They are all female. Most enjoy being patted on the head. Clearly I need to test this with a larger sample size.


Of course, you must also do the same with members of the other races to verify whether it's an anomaly pertaining only to Sebiestors.


Good luck reaching the tops of some peoples heads.


I am somewhat tall, so it shouldn't be a problem for me. I bet I could easily reach yours, for example!
Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#27 - 2016-08-30 20:53:09 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Well, I know several Sebiestors. They are all female. Most enjoy being patted on the head. Clearly I need to test this with a larger sample size.


Of course, you must also do the same with members of the other races to verify whether it's an anomaly pertaining only to Sebiestors.


Good luck reaching the tops of some peoples heads.


I am somewhat tall, so it shouldn't be a problem for me. I bet I could easily reach yours, for example!

Well my last CEO was a cloned soldier and a sebbie and after successful contracts patted us on the head I responded positively but some of my corpmates... well it was a long way for my CEO to walk from the nearest CRU.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#28 - 2016-08-30 21:57:06 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
If anyone tries patting me on the head as a result of this I'm going to come gunning for you, Vea.


See, now, why did you have to say that? Now my life has yet another side-quest.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#29 - 2016-08-30 22:04:43 UTC
I'm nowhere near being Minmatar and even I was mildly offended by this post.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Arrendis
TK Corp
#30 - 2016-08-30 22:38:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Arrendis
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Arrendis wrote:
Mitara Newelle wrote:
beneficial to the pat-or


I really hope that wasn't a Minmatar joke.


It was not what I was intending, no. If it was meant to be, was it a good one? I admit I don't have much of a feel for humor.


If it was, it was a pun. There are no good puns.




THERE ARE NO GOOD PUNS.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#31 - 2016-08-30 22:43:33 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
I'm nowhere near being Minmatar and even I was mildly offended by this post.


To be fair, there's a lot that offends you. Heck, I'm pretty sure I mildly offend you by existing! Smile
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#32 - 2016-08-30 23:26:41 UTC
Yes.

Yes you do.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#33 - 2016-08-31 00:11:19 UTC
Arra, it was pointed out to me that in the interest of science I will also have to tie you up and head pat you. (I have no thugs to hold you, see?) We have to be thorough and see if it's the restraining or a person you don't like that makes the head patting unpleasant.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#34 - 2016-08-31 02:48:38 UTC
I like the occasional pat.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#35 - 2016-08-31 02:57:24 UTC
Come over with Arra some time. We can have frozen custard and I can give out head pats. It would be nice to have more data for my science.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#36 - 2016-08-31 04:09:23 UTC
What am I reading..

Ishukone Loyalist - Private Contractor

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#37 - 2016-08-31 04:29:01 UTC
John Revenent wrote:
What am I reading..


I'm not fully sure but if you run your hand over my head and i'm pretty ok with it, Pat me on the head and well, unless it's followed up with a nix-hound treat and the words 'Good Boy', I've a problem with it.

Alizabeth Vea, were, by chance, the sebbies you 'patted' indentured into your service as slaves or retained household staff eager to please?

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2016-08-31 04:40:52 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Alizabeth Vea wrote:
Well, I know several Sebiestors. They are all female. Most enjoy being patted on the head. Clearly I need to test this with a larger sample size.


Of course, you must also do the same with members of the other races to verify whether it's an anomaly pertaining only to Sebiestors.


Good luck reaching the tops of some peoples heads.


It isn't that hard to reach a Sebiestor's head. We are, on average, not really tall. Very beneficial for working in cramped environments.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Parious MeHoff
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#39 - 2016-08-31 05:12:11 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:
Not all Sebiestor enjoy being patted on the head, but every Brutor enjoys tummy rubs.


I approve of this product and/or service.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#40 - 2016-08-31 05:26:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Alizabeth Vea
Moonacre Parmala wrote:
Alizabeth Vea, were, by chance, the sebbies you 'patted' indentured into your service as slaves or retained household staff eager to please?
I do not have any slaves in my employ. I recognize how that sounds, but everyone I come into contact with that does any work for me is paid very well.

One of these Sebbies is my Chief PMCS Mechanic for my fleet. She's a freed 13th gen whom I am happy to employ. Simply amazing at keeping the mothballed ships in running order in case I ever want to fly them. A pat on the head and being told 'good job' is a better bonus than crowns. (For the record, she gets the crowns too.) Oh, and she gets to maintain the engines on my Silver Magnate. Which, I think she wanted to kiss me when I said she could.

I got her a new set of tools for Empress Jamyl's feast day. I am telling you (my fellow Amarr) we went about reclaiming the Sebiestors the wrong way. The whole enslaving bit, totally unnecessary. If we'd shown up with a socket wrench set for each one and promised head pats and they would all be wonderfully faithful people right now.

(No idea what the rest of the Tribes would have wanted. I'm hearing belly rubs for Brutors.)

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.