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Prostitute give drilling boost to procrurer and many more idea

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Jhon' Rambo
TranquilState
#1 - 2016-08-16 14:57:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Jhon' Rambo
Hi i have a few suggestions one being i would like to get a drilling boost when fitting a prostitute to my minning ship! There should be a shot where you can fit some sort of life being and have them offer some kind of boost to the ship its been placed on!

Also earlier i was locked onto a asteroid and i asked my drones to orbit the tarkeg but sadly my ship instead started orbiting the drone!!! wtf

Thats all for now had loads of ideas but drilling boost from prostitute got me day dreaming, ill be back with more soonIdea
Dark Lord Trump
Infinite Point
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2016-08-16 16:13:59 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUPGGwdRojo

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Celthric Kanerian
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2016-08-16 17:06:16 UTC
Why not equip ones ex-girlfriend who acts like a blackhole that devours everything on grid?
lord xavier
Rubbed Out
#4 - 2016-08-16 17:15:28 UTC
Celthric Kanerian wrote:
Why not equip ones ex-girlfriend who acts like a blackhole that devours everything on grid?

Why not an ex-wife and clear an entire constellation?
Roenok Baalnorn
Baalnorn Heavy Industries
#5 - 2016-08-16 17:25:33 UTC
Already one that does this. Her name is Elara and she had to be restrained. Look her up in game....under "mining upgrades"
Jhon' Rambo
TranquilState
#6 - 2016-08-17 12:23:49 UTC
No but seriously a co-pilot for afk minning? just choose ore you want to priorotise in bet and he changes targets and locks on to new ones etc one that does everything from the point of getting to the belt to getting ready to leave with a full hull! Would this not be plasible maybe you could hire them from the stations and they only work in those systems and you have to pick em up and stuff!

Thats actually a really cool idea i have developing you could start a jobs market where we would have to grow any pilots advertised from in game resources like micro organism and things. There could be different production lines specified for them!

You could have t1 t2 t3 to reflect the life expectancy as they are not emortal also if your ship is poped they dont resurect with you. but you can take out insurance on them!

They can be used on big ships to help with shields and things that big ships need! If id ever flown a big ship i could give you some examples but sadly i have yet to so would be talking out my A- Hole.

It could be a big mod for further down the line but this could even go into it deeper to the level of beeing able to higher a whole squadron of fighter pilots to help devend you transport ship for example.

I started in eve a long time ago when there was always a high level of activity in every system only recently did i return to find everything had died down and there is a unbelivable ammount of two man corps out there. well this could be a way to get some extra numbers in their favour onto overview....


ok it a thought but pls take it into consideration as i do belive it can truly would. it could be a huge change and would obviously take ages to impliment but would make the game much more versitile ina way i dunno,... o/
Solecist Project
#7 - 2016-08-17 18:00:27 UTC
So, like, if I had Scotty the docking manager in my cargohold i'd be instadocking every time?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#8 - 2016-08-17 18:29:49 UTC
I too engage prostitutes while minning and like to minn the night away in Minnmatar minning space

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Nitshe Razvedka
#9 - 2016-08-17 19:01:09 UTC



^^^ Miners Big smileCool To think codies want to gank this noble breed of man out of existence. Shame on you Code.

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

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Deaf Armada
#10 - 2016-08-17 20:23:39 UTC
What about Exotic Dancers? it is standard for Slyce to carry both male and female exotic dancer in every ships
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2016-08-17 23:21:32 UTC
Jhon' Rambo wrote:
No but seriously

This is when I knew I had to post something. Anything.
How about your fitting is ON your ship, not IN the cargohold?
Jhon' Rambo
TranquilState
#12 - 2016-08-18 16:29:16 UTC
Brokk Witgenstein wrote:
Jhon' Rambo wrote:
No but seriously

This is when I knew I had to post something. Anything.
How about your fitting is ON your ship, not IN the cargohold?



cargo hold is where i have to make do with her for time being but hopefully there will be a copilot fitting slot brought into eve soon enough!

also i again im thinking of this from a miners pouint of view! im almost ready to fly a orca but i only have one char!

I should be able to train a pilot skill then hire such a pilot from jobs market or something and have him/her fly my orca or miner follow me to warp or have certain settings of things he will do automatically being able to hire will require different skills of different levels!

This can also work for pvp and pve providing you have the skills and isk you could go out alone but in a fleet if you get my drift!!!