Intergalactic Summit

Diana kim.

For far too long you have plagued the IGS with your **** talking. It's time for someone to finally put you in your place. Your weapon of choice seems to be your words as you use them constantly to spit venom towards all that try and converse with you.


So drop the blade and grab the ******* mic because I challange YOU, Strike commander Diana Kim, to a rap battle to settle this once and for all. That's right Diana, you claim you would never back down from a battle. So accept my challange of a rap battle and prove your are the ultimate warrior, a warrior of steel and of words.

Now I'm brand new to the rap game, I was chilling at a bar in Republic space and was approached by a Brutor. We had a pleasant conversation for a bit and I find out that he's actually apart of this "Rap game". So I ask him how do you become apart of the rap game and he presented me with a few questions.

After answering questions about if I ever been shot or shot someone and other types of questions regarding my wealth. After all that it turned out that I actually met the requirements to join the rap game. So he takes me to a back room where I meet some high ranking officers of this "Rap game" and asks me to drop a ryheme for them. So I dtop..something close to a ryheme and they that was good enough and hand me a official I.D card that states I'm a offinal member of the rap game

It's said that if I want to move up the ranks I need to either A. Write some dope ass songs or B. Start a rivalry with someone (or "Beef") and proceed to smoke their ass in a battle where we take turns dropping phrases that ryheme ("Bars") that also insult the opposing party.

So Diana Kim, I have thrown down the gauntlet, now it's all up to you to accept this "beef" i'm starting with you. Put up or shut up.

Given that we are both amateurs at this (unless you secertly recorded a few mixtapes already) we can make this a written contest. This will also be so horrible that I may be losing my "Rap game" identification card.

This is perfect.

What would Kim's rapper name be?

The NOTORIOUS C.O (Caldari Officer)

No wait.. Donkey Kong with the Expansion 2-Pak!

Damn, I'm good.

Diana I'm gonna be straight with you..

It sounds like you are scared and want to do something you are more comfortable with rather than doing the warrior thing and taking up any challenge offered to you.

So either you are a coward and not taking up this honorable lyrical duel or you and i spit some hot fire on a mic and we settle this on a battlefield both foreign to us. A warrior adapts Diana, you seem to want to stay in your comfort zone and not take up a new challenge.

You can't just throw down a gauntlet because you don't like the gauntlet i threw down, thats just cowardly.

Diana i will hook you up with top of the line producers that work in the State and we can make you some hot beats to work with, I'm dead serious about doing a rap battle with you.

Diana

You are doing this ******* rap battle with me, alright? I already sent the medallions and baggy pants for you to wear.

oh i forgot to mention the attire we are suppose to be wearing, see after i watched a few of theses "rap" videos it seems alot of the performers wear very baggy clothing and most of the time look like douchebags.

So I'm gonna be wearing a Jersey with cargo shorts and some mainstream company's shoes with a platinum medallion of the Jove Empire's logo..I don't know why, but I just figured it would be apart of the character I'm building.

See, every rapper has some kind of "Persona" they play, i have this idea of a Jove sympathizer that tries to use his rhymes to resurrect Veniel. Its still a work in progress but I think i got something special snowflakey enough to make a big enough impact on the rap game.

As for the attire i sent you, i got you simply a tank top with some baggy pants as i mentioned before and 8 gold medallions, all representing the 8 mega corporations. you are gonna have all 8 of those ******* things hanging around your neck and i also sent you a Large "Squid lyfe" (yes its suppose to be spelled like that" cap to wear, you are to wear that backwards so everyone around you takes notice of your "swag"

Fascinating. I love it. I love the clothes, the rhyming, heck there's even a recording aspect which means there's a money-making angle here, too. I adore this. Can this 'rap game' be played at parties? I think this is ripe for mass production if you ask me.

Is this "rap game" between you two going to be public? Can tickets be sole? Can it be broadcasted? I'd be happy to handle the all of that for a percentage up top. This 'Epic Rap Battles of History' thing could be a big ISK maker if you play it the right way.

He offered his terms, but they are clearly dehumanizing in their savagery. But I am not a filthy minmatar. Such behavior is unacceptable in civilized society. As being challenged I can choose different weapon, which I can use without disgracing Caldari uniform.

Frankly speaking, once after I challenged one person, she demanded we would fight on wet shirts. I have accepted this condition, but unfortunately, the fight didn't happen.

Lets see now if Yaken actually have honor to follow it and fight to pay for his words... or that he's just a quack.

Flattery will get you everywhere Miss Kim, you charmer you...

But back to business or honor or whatever. I think you should take him up on this duel. Beat him at his own game! Yes, it may be a 'dehumanizing and savage' duel, but you could change all that! You could bring Caldari honor to this rap game thingy. What better way to show Caldari strength?

So come now, let's get together, set some terms and conditions and get this thing started so I can move some of these rap battle t-shirts--um, I mean so that we can preserve some honor...yeah, honor.

And T-shirts

..I don't even have to point it out, do I?

I've already got your name: Corvus Rekt.