Intergalactic Summit

Much to my dismay, Miss Funk has informally terminated me from her employment yesterday.

Took me a while to realize this because she didn't even had the decency of writing me a letter of dismissal or even send me a pink slip! How rude! My first immediate thought was that I should send a really salty letter describing the injustice of being laid off so nonchalantly. Then I remembered that Miss Funk is a cold blooded killer that eats people, so I kinda relented from doing that.

Then I had this idea! Publicly dirty laundry her reputation for everyone to see how much of a bad boss she was for doing what she did, but then we go back the whole "she eats people" debacle and that puts me back on square one. There's only so much bad publicity one can get before they start using it as a badge of honor, and Miss Funk is the textbook case for it!

Guess I was not much of a Blood Raider. I'm not religious, I don't drink bodily fluids, the only person I've killed was an acquaintance of mine and that was after I paid him off to let me kill him, and red doesn't suit me. I spent most of my time during the past weeks stuck on my laboratory doing backlogged research and that left me very little time to actually mingle with my corporation, so, mea culpa. Plus there was that one time I was threatened with being fired for wearing my Guristas Jacket, and that bothered me really badly to a point I just stopped caring. Oh well...

Do I regret my short time as a Blood Raider? Not really. It had its fun moments, it had plenty of ISK to line my wallet and I met a whole lot of people, good and bad. Got to live in Nullsec, did a lot of research, managed to learn how to pilot a Jackdaw and I got to kill Sansha in droves! It was a positive experience!

Problem is where to go from here... Am I damaged goods for working for Miss Funk? Nothing that being biomassed won't fix in the long run... Guess I'll go back to be a lone wolf. But I would want to hear some suggestions first! Although I don't see myself being hired by anyone ever again since I'm a cutesy but obnoxious pirate wannabee...

The Angels do not discriminate

The only issue I could see is the fact I don't know of you really for much, no I don't mean you are bad or anything but merely your not on my radar atleast as far as what your goals and motives are. That is far from being a bad thing, everyone has to start somewhere after all.

Well, your absolutely right. If you find the people who want similar things and reach out to them you might be surprised with what can happen. Going alone I can't recommend, I've just had bad experiences with it. That doesn't mean it won't work for others.

Well, no safety net, no reliable intel and no backup. I forgot to add the first two into the list of downsides of being freelancer.

Oh, and no other capsuleers will buy you a glass of whiskey at his own expense if you freelance. Being a freelancer invites all manner of suspicion and hushed whispers. I had learnt to roll with it.

Make your own corporation. With card games and exotic dancers.

No possibility of getting you to renounce your past and embrace the State, huh?

Republic would take ya, just saying...... Also it's hard to be Kim's sock puppet if she calls you "a stupid tribal" half the time...

I dunno... I managed to maintain a good relationship with her back when I was a "stupid tribal". In fact, my "stupid tribal" self is currently running a corporation!



I think at this point my irrational hatred for all things Pandemic Horde has left me reluctant of enlisting to their service.

Well if everyone is going to throw out the recruitment pitch I'll at least make sure I put in a semi serious attempt.

White Stag's not-amazing-but-not-terrible-at-spaceships corporation 'All-Out' is always recruiting if you've ever had an interest in Anoikis. If not well, you can join one of these terrible and boring groups of dull people who don't have any fun at all.