EVE General Discussion

Actually, people who know that are scientists, and smarter than you and I combined.

For the record, the players most aligned to real sociopathy are the ones that tend to try to play games like this as if they're single player games, on their own. So, you know... anti-social types that never mingle, never join a corp, etc etc.

I've also never worn make-up in my life. I did once experiment with nail polish when I was 8... it was pink though, not black.

Scientist huh? You mean psychiatrists and therapists.

Did I trigger you in revealing that you aren't really a sociopath? See op this is how you reck people in Eve online, watch closely.

I like this one, hes got fire in the belly (or under his arse, im not certain)

How many crisp packets/corpses do i need to get on the list ?

To pad their killboards and infrequently generate rage-induced forum posts like yours so they have something to read between kills.

The real fun comes from stamping on the dreams of those valiant newbros who have made it past the camps, and are mining in low-sec. Sadly, years of FW mean that the moment I see a venture on scan, I automatically check all the open plexes in system, and only when they turn up empty do I allow a wry smile to cross my lips, because it means someone is about to learn a valuable lesson.

There's also something oddly enjoyable about chipping away at a Procurer with 30 DPS and chatting about the experience in local, keeping them updated on my ammo count as we go.

Some are afk, some confess their mistake the moment you have them in your clutches, and some try to plead with you. Personally I always set their ransom above the value of their ship (it's no fun if they pay, I don't want them to get away), or demand they eject and fly home in their pod. It's all part of the illusion of EVE, many of the genuinely new players seem disappointed when you don't attempt to extort them in one way or another. They often ask the same questions you're asking and I often give the same response: "A killmail and a smile, what did you get out of this?"

Those with a bright future ahead of them will usually admit they learned something, some even come back and manage to avoid capture, which is great.

You say sociopath, I say teacher. Only in my school, caning is very much still allowed.

2/10

You're taking this way too seriously.

I can't have fun with this if you keep taking this so seriously.

Don Quixote, your windmills are overthere!

I do wish u good luck though!

You think I'm taking a thread like this seriously?

It just turned into a chance for an interesting discussion, I enjoy discussions.

Agreed, this has the sign's of a good auld chin wagg

*raises hand* to whom do i send the crisp packets?