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Best Bios In Game... Whos Got Em?
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Haile Korhal
Professional Amateurs
#21 - 2016-07-01 17:22:32 UTC
I came across this one a while back. I liked it so much, I ganked them and stole it.

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Choose EVE. Choose a Path. Choose a Career. Choose a Corp. Choose a fuckiing big battleship, Choose hardeners, ammo, damage control, and electrical resists. Choose good armor, low shield and platinum insurance. Choose fixed-range railgun. Choose a starter agent. Choose your mates. Choose exotic dancers and matching pimps. Choose a faction cruiser on hire, purchased in a range of ******* setups. Choose ORE and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing strip miner shows, stuffing ******* junk ore into your hold. Choose ratting away at the end of it all, ******* your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ******-up rats you have spawned to replace them. Choose your future. Choose average . . .

But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose average: I chose something else. And the reasons?

There are no reasons.

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Leon Hunt
Doomheim
#22 - 2016-07-01 17:53:26 UTC
I'm rather fond of mine: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Leon%20Hunt

I've received everything from hate mail to love mail, and plenty of ಠ_ಠ mails.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#23 - 2016-07-01 18:09:19 UTC
Leon Hunt wrote:
I'm rather fond of mine: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Leon%20Hunt

I've received everything from hate mail to love mail, and plenty of ಠ_ಠ mails.

Muuust. Reeesiiist.
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Curse you Leon Hunt!
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#24 - 2016-07-01 19:48:42 UTC
My all time favorite was Lovely Dumpling's bio:

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Dearest Matilda,

I hope you and the kids are well. I've secured the Chief Engineer's berth on a Catalyst-class destroyer. I hope you are as proud as I am. We've been briefed that we will be enforcing the New Halaima Code of Conduct. There's only 10 rounds in each blaster and the cargo hold is empty, so that's a bit puzzling, but the Captain seems to know what he's doing. With the extra money I'm making, we should be able to afford the new house. I hope this berth is a long-term gig.

With love, Thomas

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Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2016-07-01 20:09:01 UTC
Did anyone else read the title and wonder why he was asking about people's Basic Input Output Systems?

No?

Just me then. Right....

<-----NEEEERRRRRDDDDDD!!!

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2016-07-01 20:10:34 UTC
Leon Hunt wrote:
I'm rather fond of mine: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Leon%20Hunt

I've received everything from hate mail to love mail, and plenty of ಠ_ಠ mails.


The popup video version is better.

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Aaron
Eternal Frontier
#27 - 2016-07-01 20:24:16 UTC
My Bio, Tattoo's and raps...

- = EFR for life = -


- = Ryde or Die = -


- = G.A.B.O.S. = - (Game Ain't Based On Sympathy)



/me raps - "Somthin in ya system went BANG BANG, makin it hard for you to do ya THANG THANG!"

/me raps - "Somthin in ya quarter's went CLICK CLICK, take ya money n stack, then buss ma gun CLACK CLACK"

Fear no one, live life, be free, accept the truth, do not judge others, defend yourself, fight hard till the end, meditate on problems and be prosperous. Things to exist by. -- RAIN Arthie
Gadget Helmsdottir
Gadget's Workshop
#28 - 2016-07-01 20:39:03 UTC
Aaron wrote:
My Bio, Tattoo's and raps...

- = EFR for life = -


- = Ryde or Die = -


- = G.A.B.O.S. = - (Game Ain't Based On Sympathy)



/me raps - "Somthin in ya system went BANG BANG, makin it hard for you to do ya THANG THANG!"

/me raps - "Somthin in ya quarter's went CLICK CLICK, take ya money n stack, then buss ma gun CLACK CLACK"



/me weeps for humanity.

--Weeping Gadget

Work smarter, not harder. --Scrooge McDuck, an eminent old-Earth economist

Given an hour to save New Eden, how would respected scientist, Albertus Eisenstein compose his thoughts? "Fifty-five minutes to define the problem; save the galaxy in five."
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#29 - 2016-07-01 20:50:18 UTC
Ima Wreckyou wrote:
My all time favorite was Lovely Dumpling's bio:

Quote:

Dearest Matilda,

I hope you and the kids are well. I've secured the Chief Engineer's berth on a Catalyst-class destroyer. I hope you are as proud as I am. We've been briefed that we will be enforcing the New Halaima Code of Conduct. There's only 10 rounds in each blaster and the cargo hold is empty, so that's a bit puzzling, but the Captain seems to know what he's doing. With the extra money I'm making, we should be able to afford the new house. I hope this berth is a long-term gig.

With love, Thomas

Thats fantastic, stealing that for my ... errr ... friend .

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Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#30 - 2016-07-01 21:46:27 UTC
Aaron wrote:



- = G.A.B.O.S. = - (Game Ain't Based On Sympathy)




This one got me going on. Cuz playing with peoples minds is lots of fun isnt it?


All I hear when I read this is... HERE PUPYY PUPPY PUPPY!!

The more people I meet the more I like my dog and I shot my dog in the head with a .303 so now you know where you stand....

Hows about a yarr face for me troop? What? Cant handle the truth? Aww so sad, thanx for coming out playa...Twisted

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
bardghost Isu
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#31 - 2016-07-01 22:18:08 UTC
I've got a simple one in my bio.

[19:25:41] bardghost Isu > Rule #62 of war decs, "Always check if the enemy's corp is still open before setting up a defence fleet."

Yes, I spent an entire evening getting as many people as I could shipped up to defend our POS, For me to then realise that the war-deccers closed up shop 3 hours beforehand.
Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#32 - 2016-07-02 01:28:34 UTC
<- Eternal noob who flies cheap ships. Usually.

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