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In Bob's Holy Name
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Brother Zebediah
Exit-Strategy
Unchained Alliance
#1 - 2016-05-17 21:11:31 UTC
with apologies to all the injured vets that took part in the Invictus games earlier this month in in Orlando


Vincit

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as Space from hole to hole,
I thank whatever Bob's bounty may be
For my unconquerable wormhole.

In the fell clutches of Icelandic prats
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of nerf bats
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place infested with sleepers
Looms but another bloody fuel run,
And yet the menace of the gankers
Finds, and shall find, me having fun.

It matters not how rubbish the entrance,
How charged with bullshit the troll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my wormhole.

Brother Zeb
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2016-05-17 23:54:49 UTC
No

There is no Bob.

Stuck In Here With Me:  http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/

Down the Pipe:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/CloakyScout
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
#3 - 2016-05-18 07:50:37 UTC
ode to bob good will

hey wormholers i am cloaky proteus
came out of keepstar few hours ago
as i am so fresh have not decided
to stay in wormhole or just go

i tackled venture that was mining gas
i ganked bestower on the poco
i hear sun blast
then i must go to
moon 4 planet last
found pos with no forcefield but alot of ships
asked the fleet for pillage trips
we stole a golem and shiny paladin
ishtar and tengu ended in recycle bin

corp hangar was empty ship maintenance too
where did they go we have no idea
but after all that was good deal

the proteus journey continues
two mackinaws in poitot ends
then occator was caught on the bubble
and my proteus run into trouble
he launched cyno and caught me on
he blopsed me too
awaiting for death taking last breath
blopps are confused who got abused
escaped in deep hull
occator died
blops evrything tried
finally left null

went back to wormhole
then wormhole has collapsed two days also elapsed
could not escape ,my sensors got obstructed
had no probe launcher so self destructed
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#4 - 2016-05-18 09:15:35 UTC
get out

There is no Bob.

Stuck In Here With Me:  http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/

Down the Pipe:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/CloakyScout
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#5 - 2016-05-23 02:14:26 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
No



Jack Miton wrote:
get out

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Hatshepsut IV
Un.Reasonable
#6 - 2016-05-23 06:53:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Hatshepsut IV
Andrew Jester wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
No



Jack Miton wrote:
get out




When jester can't even be bothered to tell you to **** off in his own words you know that your ship toast post is truly the bottom of the barrel.

This is like below C1 ****.

Public Channel | Un.Welcome
helana Tsero
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7 - 2016-05-23 09:09:36 UTC
Despair not Brother ... nor pay attention to these literary neanderthals...

Be free and sing your verse.. Once advertisement centers arrive you shall be given your canvas to spread the good word. Twisted



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