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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#41 - 2016-05-09 16:08:35 UTC
eddie valvetino wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Scotsman Howard wrote:
DerpimusPrime Aihaken wrote:
So is eve becoming a carebear game? May I just move back to WoW?

I dont know how many ganks has ben ruined by this ****** 33% resist?
Anyway carebears, fill the thread will ya?


LOL this is such a stupid post. I am bored at work or would not bother posting here, but I may be looking for a debate to pass the time.

Anyways:

A ganker crying about 33% resists for a basically risk free version of "PVP" is nice.

However, my favorite statement here is "May I just move back to WoW?"

A person complaining about carebears is considering stopping playing eve and going to WoW.

Let's see if I can channel my inner-ganker here:

Your tears are so sweat.
Go back to WoW if you don't like it.
Eve is not suppose to be easy.
You should buy a ganking permit.
Can I have your stuff?
Can I have your skillpoints when you quit?
Since a ganker is quiting the game, does that mean that anti-gankers won?
Don't undock what you can't afford to lose?

I am sure I am missing other items to say here, but whatever.


Now to make a worth while comment so ISD can't say I was just here to troll, why do you think the 33% resist bonus is the worse thing done to ganking lately? Were you unable to do the math to figure out the additional EHP a freighter had to bring enough people?

Edit: Also to clarify, I have ganked and been ganked, and believe it is an important part of the game.



Calling Ganking PvP is like calling sexual assault. "surprise sex"





Google "Knockout Game".

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

eddie valvetino
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#42 - 2016-05-09 16:21:52 UTC
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?
Aoife
The Romi Inquisition
#43 - 2016-05-09 16:36:09 UTC
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink
Gurista Nerfed
Doomheim
#44 - 2016-05-09 18:10:57 UTC
DerpimusPrime Aihaken wrote:
So is eve becoming a carebear game? May I just move back to WoW?

I dont know how many ganks has ben ruined by this ****** 33% resist?
Anyway carebears, fill the thread will ya?

Please cry more. Dem sweet sweet tears.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#45 - 2016-05-09 18:13:39 UTC
Aoife wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink


You know you can pay to have that fixed right? Medical surgery has come a long way in New Eden.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Aoife
The Romi Inquisition
#46 - 2016-05-09 19:19:16 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Aoife wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink


You know you can pay to have that fixed right? Medical surgery has come a long way in New Eden.

i should elaborate a little ,

we were on a mining op a couple of weeks ago ( **** me its boring ) and i started shooting fireworks at the ceo just to keep myself awake

apparently their security guy (im assuming thats what he is , he took my api key and is suuuuper serious all the time)
didnt like this and warped in ontop of me and demanded i stop shooting the ceo or he will destroy me
and then starts counting down ,

so i do the obvious thing and stop ...

then start shooting him with fireworks .

he says something about "people want to shoot us and you want to shoot fireworks?"

me "yeah"

then he starts shooting me

then he gets immediately slapped in the mouth by CONCORD as friendly fire is turned off

and has to sit there with fireworks going off as his ship disintegrates around him ,

since then my face has been stuck with this expression
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#47 - 2016-05-09 20:14:30 UTC
Aoife wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Aoife wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink


You know you can pay to have that fixed right? Medical surgery has come a long way in New Eden.

i should elaborate a little ,

we were on a mining op a couple of weeks ago ( **** me its boring ) and i started shooting fireworks at the ceo just to keep myself awake

apparently their security guy (im assuming thats what he is , he took my api key and is suuuuper serious all the time)
didnt like this and warped in ontop of me and demanded i stop shooting the ceo or he will destroy me
and then starts counting down ,

so i do the obvious thing and stop ...

then start shooting him with fireworks .

he says something about "people want to shoot us and you want to shoot fireworks?"

me "yeah"

then he starts shooting me

then he gets immediately slapped in the mouth by CONCORD as friendly fire is turned off

and has to sit there with fireworks going off as his ship disintegrates around him ,

since then my face has been stuck with this expression




Never not buttkiss the CEO even/especially if it's just a game. Bear

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#48 - 2016-05-09 20:56:06 UTC
Aoife wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Aoife wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink


You know you can pay to have that fixed right? Medical surgery has come a long way in New Eden.

i should elaborate a little ,

we were on a mining op a couple of weeks ago ( **** me its boring ) and i started shooting fireworks at the ceo just to keep myself awake

apparently their security guy (im assuming thats what he is , he took my api key and is suuuuper serious all the time)
didnt like this and warped in ontop of me and demanded i stop shooting the ceo or he will destroy me
and then starts counting down ,

so i do the obvious thing and stop ...

then start shooting him with fireworks .

he says something about "people want to shoot us and you want to shoot fireworks?"

me "yeah"

then he starts shooting me

then he gets immediately slapped in the mouth by CONCORD as friendly fire is turned off

and has to sit there with fireworks going off as his ship disintegrates around him ,

since then my face has been stuck with this expression


LOL lovely story, thank you for sharing!

Between Ignorance and Wisdom

Malon Kreed
Hold Cloaks
#49 - 2016-05-09 22:48:01 UTC
Aoife wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Aoife wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink


You know you can pay to have that fixed right? Medical surgery has come a long way in New Eden.

i should elaborate a little ,

we were on a mining op a couple of weeks ago ( **** me its boring ) and i started shooting fireworks at the ceo just to keep myself awake

apparently their security guy (im assuming thats what he is , he took my api key and is suuuuper serious all the time)
didnt like this and warped in ontop of me and demanded i stop shooting the ceo or he will destroy me
and then starts counting down ,

so i do the obvious thing and stop ...

then start shooting him with fireworks .

he says something about "people want to shoot us and you want to shoot fireworks?"

me "yeah"

then he starts shooting me

then he gets immediately slapped in the mouth by CONCORD as friendly fire is turned off

and has to sit there with fireworks going off as his ship disintegrates around him ,

since then my face has been stuck with this expression

Reminds me of going on 'Patrol.' Take a Police Comet, fit it with festive launchers and warp to random belts to shoot fireworks at miners. Watch as they flee in terror. Bonus points for telling them to stop and pull over their ship in local.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#50 - 2016-05-10 01:26:20 UTC
Aoife wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Aoife wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink


You know you can pay to have that fixed right? Medical surgery has come a long way in New Eden.

i should elaborate a little ,

we were on a mining op a couple of weeks ago ( **** me its boring ) and i started shooting fireworks at the ceo just to keep myself awake

apparently their security guy (im assuming thats what he is , he took my api key and is suuuuper serious all the time)
didnt like this and warped in ontop of me and demanded i stop shooting the ceo or he will destroy me
and then starts counting down ,

so i do the obvious thing and stop ...

then start shooting him with fireworks .

he says something about "people want to shoot us and you want to shoot fireworks?"

me "yeah"

then he starts shooting me

then he gets immediately slapped in the mouth by CONCORD as friendly fire is turned off

and has to sit there with fireworks going off as his ship disintegrates around him ,

since then my face has been stuck with this expression

lmao
Iain Cariaba
#51 - 2016-05-11 07:18:09 UTC
DerpimusPrime Aihaken wrote:
So is eve becoming a carebear game? May I just move back to WoW?

I dont know how many ganks has ben ruined by this ****** 33% resist?
Anyway carebears, fill the thread will ya?

Since no one else has called it, can I have your stuff when you go back to WoW?
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#52 - 2016-05-12 17:48:04 UTC
Aoife wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Aoife wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
Aoife wrote:
forgive me but , wouldn't that technically make him even more " relevant " ...


sorry for going off topic

but

dude what the **** happened to your face?

mining accident Blink


You know you can pay to have that fixed right? Medical surgery has come a long way in New Eden.

i should elaborate a little ,

we were on a mining op a couple of weeks ago ( **** me its boring ) and i started shooting fireworks at the ceo just to keep myself awake

apparently their security guy (im assuming thats what he is , he took my api key and is suuuuper serious all the time)
didnt like this and warped in ontop of me and demanded i stop shooting the ceo or he will destroy me
and then starts counting down ,

so i do the obvious thing and stop ...

then start shooting him with fireworks .

he says something about "people want to shoot us and you want to shoot fireworks?"

me "yeah"

then he starts shooting me

then he gets immediately slapped in the mouth by CONCORD as friendly fire is turned off

and has to sit there with fireworks going off as his ship disintegrates around him ,

since then my face has been stuck with this expression


Well with a story like that behind it, I wouldn't fit it either.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

PhantomMajor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2016-06-15 06:55:02 UTC
Failed pirate tears....delicious!
eddie valvetino
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#54 - 2016-06-21 13:10:20 UTC
DerpimusPrime Aihaken wrote:
So is eve becoming a carebear game? May I just move back to WoW?

I dont know how many ganks has ben ruined by this ****** 33% resist?
Anyway carebears, fill the thread will ya?


to paraphrase...

"no one gives a **** about you..."

Go back to WOW
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