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Monocle? The MOST Exquisite Club in New Eden!

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Ronove Los
Outer Harbor
#41 - 2016-04-30 13:59:17 UTC
What a divine and majestic club to be part of.
Glory to us all Cool
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#42 - 2016-04-30 14:38:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelique Duchemin
I had a monocle. I gave it to Miz and I think she sold it.

I never wore it though because it deletes your eyebrow and that looks terrible.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

xpl0de
Caldari State
#43 - 2016-05-01 00:55:51 UTC
I'm glad they've retained their rarity over the years since it was introduced. Honestly I was worried the monocole would become super common and played out. Pleasantly surprised to see it trading for over 8b /sipwine Pirate

-10.0 since the Womb

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2016-05-04 17:51:06 UTC
Monocle superiority! (Post bump)

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Kythrol Dhorin
Academy of the Unseen Arts
#45 - 2016-05-04 23:07:38 UTC
Haters gonna hate
RichThugster
BURN EDEN
#46 - 2016-05-05 18:17:57 UTC
Nothing like the smell of cigar smoke in the morning.
Guplup Ikkala
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#47 - 2016-05-06 00:13:00 UTC
The Monocle Clubhouse changed my life for the better. God bless.
Elyham
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#48 - 2016-05-06 05:30:30 UTC
As a peaceful industrialist I got my monocle via the noble art of mining...
Ruvin
Siberian Squads
#49 - 2016-05-06 21:36:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Ruvin
i should login to check how are you fellow gentlemens doing ))

there should be one for coats too )))

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#50 - 2016-05-06 23:31:56 UTC
Ihave a monocle. I wish to remind captain PUIU, that he owes me 35 000 000 000isk.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Zathra Narazi
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2016-05-07 03:38:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Zathra Narazi
A monocle is just broken glasses. I have monocles on both eyes. Get on my level, scrub. P
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#52 - 2016-05-08 22:16:37 UTC
I would like to make an offering back to the community and faciliate entry to the exclusive clubhouse.

I have a spare monocle so i would like to offer the one i am currently sporting to anybody who sends me the funniest joke in game mail alongside a donation to myself of 100m per entry / mail.

I will select the winner on Wednesday 11th May and make sure the red carpet is laid out prior to your arrival.

Good luck fellow capsuleers !!

Concord Approved Trader

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2016-05-09 00:07:31 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
I would like to make an offering back to the community and faciliate entry to the exclusive clubhouse.

I have a spare monocle so i would like to offer the one i am currently sporting to anybody who sends me the funniest joke in game mail alongside a donation to myself of 100m per entry / mail.

I will select the winner on Wednesday 11th May and make sure the red carpet is laid out prior to your arrival.

Good luck fellow capsuleers !!



That's an awesome offer. Take your chance to join the elite club possibly just for 100m, so find the funniest joke you can!Twisted

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#54 - 2016-05-09 02:15:55 UTC
I was born a meme.
Galaxxis
Unicorn Rampage
#55 - 2016-05-09 08:08:19 UTC
I just have to say this: the design of this monocle is beyond creepy. It's exactly the wrong shape, in no way compliments the human face at all, and the scarring/inflammation around it makes it look like the result of a horrible accident rather than an elegant, exclusive item. The only thing worse is the Odin synthetic eye, it just looks like an open eye socket with gizmos inside it! Good luck with your club though.
Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#56 - 2016-05-09 11:26:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Tweety Bird
Galaxxis wrote:
I just have to say this: the design of this monocle is beyond creepy. It's exactly the wrong shape, in no way compliments the human face at all, and the scarring/inflammation around it makes it look like the result of a horrible accident rather than an elegant, exclusive item. The only thing worse is the Odin synthetic eye, it just looks like an open eye socket with gizmos inside it! Good luck with your club though.


This is how poors sleep at night. It helps them justify their poorisms.
Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2016-05-09 11:45:16 UTC
Who needs a monocle when 9 out of 10 times your not actually staring at my face
Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2016-05-15 19:09:06 UTC
Monocle superiority! (Post bump)

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#59 - 2016-05-15 19:26:07 UTC
Ahem

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

WASPY69
Xerum.
#60 - 2016-05-17 23:13:57 UTC
Why are you all naked? Oh **** sorry forgot to turn off the x-ray vision on my monocle.

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