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Tired Of Serious Corps? Join Soggy Biscuit - Now in C4 stat c4/c2
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Traiori
Going Critical
#1 - 2016-04-10 13:50:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Traiori
ARE YOU A GOD DAMN HERO? Are you, too, tired of your super serious corp who simply cannot take a joke? Why not join the least professional corp in New Eden, where it is cool to sell loki alts and buy them back 6 months later, or to waste money on a brand new mic that is just as crappy as your old one, and quit your old corp whilst on grid as part of the AT?

Soggy Biscuit is a PvPPPPPPPPP corp who make it our pride and joy to not take anything in this game serious, at all. We've been kicked out of nearly every alliance in the game, refuse to use push to talk and manage to get reset and then set perma-red just by going on a fleet with our blues.

The main aspect is to have fun. We don't want to hold space, spend endless hours bashing a POS or spend hours camping a gate waiting for noobships. We simply want to get online and shoot stuff. Or stay offline and talk **** on TS3.

We are currently basing out of a C4 stat C2/C4 wormhole (with citadel!). This gives us access to kspace (through a C2) and content (through a C4) and means that we can always find something to kill. Normal gang size is 5-15 and we like flying oversized ships like HEROES.

We also occasionally remember to go on alliance fleets and shoot things, which is like free content but with even less effort than that.


We basically hop into a fun gang comp and roll around the spaceplanes of New Eden wearing our digital pirate hats, wizard hats, TF2 hats and any other kind of hat we can squeeze on (OR MONOCLE IF THAT IS YOUR THING)

As a fully fledged Soggy Member you are expected to :
- talk loudly on comms (maybe a little singing)
- interrupt the FC wherever possible
- be self sufficient
- not be a super serious neckbeard (its a game)
- not be afraid to die (it happens sometimes apparently)
- BE A MOTHERLOVING CHAMPION OF ALL THAT IS RUSTY AND REPRESSED

We can provide pointers on how to make isk using alts etc but no handouts will be given. Earn your own damn isk.

We base out of a C4 wormhole and are mainly EU timezone with some Americans. Most of the funtimes happens between downtime and 0000 eve time.

Here is our corp killboard. SLACK IS HERE FOR SHIPTOASTING NOW, shiptoast on reddit if you need to. (Communication is key, after all)


Here are some of our adventures as a group from the last few years. Some of them are from when we were still New Eden Renegades, but our glorious leader had a heart attack and died, the prick, so we had to reform.

- Roaming nullsec battleships
- Merlins from Kamela
- Crashing a BRAVE gatecamp in HED-GP
- Masters of the Undock in Ishomilken
- AND MANY MORE

Our public chat is:

RENEGADES OF NEW EDEN


We offer:

- Experienced players who have T-shirts for almost every activity ingame!
- Potentially great fights (these also happen apparently)
- Hero FCs and recruitment post writers
- Corp ship programs (cheap fit thrashers/catalysts/rifters to suicide at your nearest blob!)
- Lots of fun and laughter (no ponies though)


YOU MUST HAVE:

- AT LEAST BE ABLE TO FLY A CRUISER WITH T2 WEAPONS
- Lots of isk or an ability to make isk. We don't run corp isk making ops. THIS ISN'T SOME RENTER ALLIANCE FFS...
- Have teamspeak 3 installed and a working mic
- Some PvP experience would be nice (seeing as this is a PvP corp and all)
- BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, willingness to learn from mistakes and have fun (also sense of humour is kind of needed to survive)


Interested in flying with us or joining? Join our public chat or hop on our public ts (details in motd of chat) and have a talk to me or Cyber Ten or any other of our members.

Logistics are available and JF runs are made often for restocks =)

For many common comps, the corp (ie the bank of Cyber Ten) will buy and move prefitted ships to our locale. These will be sold at Jita cost so there is almost always no reason not to come and whelp a ship.

Even if you dont want to join, but still fancy roaming or having a chat, come into our pub channel and say hello anyway. We happily accept people into fleet if they are cool.

Oh seven!
Traiori
Going Critical
#2 - 2016-04-11 16:32:41 UTC
Things got super serious last night when one of the alliance industry men admitted he didn't defences on his tower (lol), the local Korean group realised and brought like 150 people to reinforce it (lol) and our entire alliance leadership decided it'd be a good idea to take this fight at 4 hours notice LIKE HEROES and short-stront'd it.

I could never disapprove of alliance leadership that think it's a good idea to do that kind of ****, so I stayed up (despite being a little bit inebriated and it being like.. 2am) to help people take the fight and to generally remind people that Soggy is actually part of some kind of alliance that does occasionally offer us free content.

Unfortunately the alliance SRP dudes as as competent and efficient as the alliance tower management dudes, and they still haven't replaced my heroic vindicator loss from another fight earlier in the week (where our alliance triage was apparently unable to take gates and bridge to the right cyno....) so my choice of ships was limited to whatever I could convince our glorious alliance leader's elderly girlfriend to giv- er, loan me for free, which turned out to be a Guardian.

**** my life. It was, at least, guaranteed to survive I guess, as who is honestly going to bother shooting a Guardian when there's a ton of dreads to whore on?

I ended up being logi anchor of all things and watching idly as we chewed through a load of dreadnoughts and as they almost completely ignored our subcaps. A Nestor died because I'm **** at logi anchor and can't be within rep range of two separate balls of subcaps 150km apart (I know right - they should kick me from alliance or what?) and we saved a Vindicator at 13% hull, and then my dread alt lost his Phoenix because apparently I warped to 0m on their dread blob instead of warping to 60km from their dread blob and being outside of their max DPS range and then got screwed over by their battleship fleet.

They eventually realised that we were winning the dread fight and ****** off back home whilst we tried to work out whether we had a shield carrier that could rep the tower (nope) or basilisks that could rep the tower (also nope) or even scythes or ospreys or something (lol, you joking right? You honestly think we had any of those?). In the time it took us to realise that we didn't actually have any way of repping the tower other than sitting watching the shields regen over the next three days, they realised that we had nothing to do this **** with and came back to shoot us again.

I immediately docked up to get something I could whore on kills with (because I was bored of flying a Guardian and letting my corpies get ahead of me on the killboard) and discovered that I'd actually bothered to buy a new vindicator at some point that would probably survive if they didn't drop more dreads. They didn't even realise that we had a cyno inhib up to stop them from bringing in more dreads, and were probably hoping to bring in their own caps (again only to realise that they couldn't (at least, I hope this was their plan).

Proving that they are just as bad in Bleak Lands as they were in Genesis when BADIT (the new Easily Excited) managed to curbstomp them, the Koreans warped in battleships, died, reshipped, warped in more battleships, died, reshipped, warped in more battleships and continued this for about two hours before giving up. Their FC managed to welp so many ships that he had to FC an entire battleship brawl from a Zealot because we killed everything else.

End result: 80 billion on the killboard, 30 billion in losses, and an alliance leader that can't complain about Soggy never turning up in anything bigger than T3Ds to strat ops.

Be careful not to get friction burn as you look at this glorious kill report and this POV video from one of our alliance mates who tries to shoot things 40km away with blaster guns. GG WP.

Tonight: cancer roam into some horrible part of space where we get to shoot people and get tackled like bads again. What can go wrong?
Traiori
Going Critical
#3 - 2016-04-12 16:53:42 UTC
Cancer roam got cancelled because our HEROIC CEO decided to get some super important work stuff happening.

We are still recruiting however, and will probably manage a cancer roam at some point in the next few days.

In it's place, here's a really, really old video of us that earnt me my reputation for right-clicking to overheat because I am an AMAZING logistics pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAA2AxN2Zes
Traiori
Going Critical
#4 - 2016-04-13 14:26:24 UTC
Still recruiting anyone that wants to join the best cynosural killing team ever.
Traiori
Going Critical
#5 - 2016-04-17 18:54:23 UTC
Restocked our cheapfleet hanger today because someone decided to welp them all and not tell me.

We also had some kind of fight or something last night in big ships: https://zkillboard.com/br/74935/

I have no idea what happened because I was asleep and actually don't just spend my life playing this game, but I think we lost. Probably.
Traiori
Going Critical
#6 - 2016-04-18 21:26:53 UTC
Cheapfleet hanger continues to be murdered en masse by corpmates suiciding them into local groups. This is a probably positive thing. Looking for more people to come force me to refill corp hangers with cheap ships.

Op last night involved some kind of tower defence that the enemy didn't show up for. We decided to use T3Ds and MJDs to chase people around instead of flying anything useful and so had fun whilst our fleet tried to bash a tower.

Initial enemy fleet is playing docking games, but our MJDessies manage to catch a few of them. But caught a whole load of them instead of just one or two and we had to run away. Scanning Svipul and friends managed to catch a mighty Corax: https://zkillboard.com/kill/53382806/



Traiori
Going Critical
#7 - 2016-04-23 07:00:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Traiori
Want to join a group of highly skilled, competent confident pilots who swing their oversized atrons around EVE? A group that cares.about large scale pvp, brings dozens of capitals to every fight and thinks no price is too high for helping the alliance? Yeah, that isn't us. You're in the wrong thread. You bad.

Join Soggy Biscuit instead. No push to talk, half the alliance blues and a good few alliance members set red, so pro every alliance in the game spies on us.via their leet pvp alts. Get on comms today: join "Renegades of New Eden".

See our new video in which we discuss alliance leadership channels, get 420 noscope pews and our CEO gets mad. Click Here
Traiori
Going Critical
#8 - 2016-04-26 02:16:32 UTC
Our pro kills are unreal. Killboard is green: http://i.imgur.com/FXwZAl9.png?1
Traiori
Going Critical
#9 - 2016-04-26 19:09:00 UTC
Quote:
I saw your post in the recruitment section. I'm not looking for a new corp, but I have to tell you.......you guys look like a lot of fun!


WE CAN'T EVEN FORUM POST WITHOUT PEOPLE PRAISING US!
Traiori
Going Critical
#10 - 2016-04-27 22:19:16 UTC
Patch day is terrible. Come be terrible with us. Join "Renegades of New Eden" to be mentally scarred by gore links today.
Traiori
Going Critical
#11 - 2016-05-05 15:52:38 UTC
Went into Providence with a cancerous gang and promptly found an orca to kill. This included going down a dead-end pocket, and with an entire enemy gang waiting for us to try to escape, we logged off and played Cards against Humanity.

We then got out and I promptly forgot that we were in Providence and that they had pings on all the gates. Whoops. Even killing tackle Vagabonds wasn't enough to save me.

If you are a terrible person and/or a terrible pilot, now is the perfect time to find out how bad we are!
Traiori
Going Critical
#12 - 2016-05-06 20:29:59 UTC
Yesterday we found the best faction warfare pilots ever. Their groundbreaking doctrines shine new hope into the world of Amarr vs Minmatar and will determine the meta for years to co-

Who am I kidding? Look at this bullshit. Stabbed propless slicers, stabbed jamming kestrels, beam tormentors that press "approach" to fit a catalyst...

Come fly with us today and help to find more terrible fits by joining "Renegades of New Eden" and bitching at me until I notice you exist.
Traiori
Going Critical
#13 - 2016-05-23 00:19:32 UTC
Soggy Biscuit has moved to wormholes for a bit

Today's excitement was great: we turned up late to get into the hole to discover Kill at Will was crit'ing all entrances. We have a single loki inside the hole (plus probers) and promptly use our plated loki to start completely collapsing the static.

Kill at Will don't bother to crit the new static, we burn 30 jumps across space, landing on grid just as they warp to the citadel to fight it. Their scout apparently missed a 15 man battleship fleet landing on the hole. Lolwhut. Close call, but we are home now.

Looking for non-serious PvP'ers to join our C4 stat C4/C2 adventures.
Traiori
Going Critical
#14 - 2016-05-25 15:09:36 UTC
In yesterday's excitement, I was casually collapsing holes when I got jumped. The rest of my fleet were so slow at forming that I died. My slaves were saved, but still mildly annoying. This was then followed by doing an evening of collapsing with normal battleships, which took forever and a half... and led to me accidentally collapsing myself out, again. Woo!

Maybe today something better will happen - find out by joining "Renegades of New Eden" and enquiring about recruitment.
Traiori
Going Critical
#15 - 2016-05-28 16:43:19 UTC
Turns out that you can make isk in wormholes. Who knew?

Still looking for new members to fly and welp with us. Roaming tonight starting at 2000 for anyone that's interested in finding out how we work - join "Renegades of New Eden" to shiptoast, chat or find out the details.
Traiori
Going Critical
#16 - 2016-05-29 13:06:42 UTC
In yesterday's news, jumping into a dead end ratting pocket leads to dead hurricane fleet issues [1][2] but also leads to a dead ratter who doesn't read intel, get on comms or do anything that might let him know that there's a few trapped hurricane fleet issues burning around trying to find something to kill whilst they wait for an opportunity to occur.

In today's events: instawarping ECM bursting hull-tanked Hecates seem like fun. If you think that this might be a laugh and/or viable, join "Renegades of New Eden" to find out how we're going to welp today.
Brovah Keen
Death by Design.
#17 - 2016-05-29 19:05:14 UTC
AYYYYYYY LMAO