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Monocle? The MOST Exquisite Club in New Eden!

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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-04-21 22:50:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Torva-Messor
Greetings & salutations current/possible monocle holders,

This is an official thread from The Monocle Clubhouse!

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you have to sit alone in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror & wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Due to the high influx of eyepiece holders, the monocle clubhouse representatives would like to request that any pilot that has recently become eligible to become a fully fledged member of The Monocle Clubhouse please send Jeronica, Boom Boom Longtime, Cavalira an in-game mail to register your interest.

Don’t have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us!

ESPECIALLY WELCOMING, Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) Owners!

What do we do?

We smoke cigars, sit in fancy chairs around a spectacular roundtable, talk about important stuff, have fun & umm *cough* Plot to dominate New Eden *Cough*. What? I didn't say that, stop trying to falsely accuse us! o.o

Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars clip

BOOM, monocle approved.

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Birthdate of the club - 2012-12-17 13:03:27 UTC

Original post

Daily bumpage will happen every 24h or more!

Likes are appreciated! <3

Have fun, fly safe/dangerous & make ISKies,
Best regards,
Torva-Messor (Monocle clubhouse pleb)

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Jeronica
Tackled In Belt
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#2 - 2016-04-21 22:52:54 UTC
And what a great club it is to be in!

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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2016-04-21 22:53:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Torva-Messor
I can verify that owning a monocle & joining this club makes you superior & better than the peasants around you! Lets keep this thread alive boys & girls! \o/

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#4 - 2016-04-21 22:54:12 UTC
I concur with OP and Jeronica Blink

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Lord Amaterasu
Aves Autem Obumbratio
#5 - 2016-04-21 22:58:25 UTC
Oh monocle club is back? Too bad lord Vaari's vanity campaing failed.

Long live the Empress Catiz of Amarr!!

W33b3l
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-04-21 23:33:22 UTC
I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol.
Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2016-04-21 23:38:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Torva-Messor
W33b3l wrote:
I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol.


Sell your soul for the ISK required for a monocle then! Or if you have already sold it to the ISK satan, sacrifice your first born if you have done that as well, umm I don't know, work the street corner? But you have to accept the fact that your butthole will get bigger.

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Yarosara Ruil
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2016-04-21 23:45:22 UTC
Who needs monocles when you can have binocules! Twice the "ocule" power in a single package!
Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2016-04-21 23:48:45 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Who needs monocles when you can have binocules! Twice the "ocule" power in a single package!


I used to think like you, Yarosara. But then I was shown the light & my wrong ways were corrected! Twisted

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2016-04-21 23:53:48 UTC
Lord Amaterasu wrote:
Oh monocle club is back? Too bad lord Vaari's vanity campaing failed.


We're back like never before! And this time around, hopefully the post will be kept alive. \o/

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
Dreamweb Industries
#11 - 2016-04-22 00:00:01 UTC
My monocle was awarded to me by the notorious Warr Akini for bumping one of the most expensive freighters ever ganked in highsec, as recorded here:

http://www.minerbumping.com/2015/04/kills-of-week_19.html

Together with me, this monocle has seen good times and bad times, but I have never thought of pawning it for ISK, as it holds that sweet memory together with my dignity.

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Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
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#12 - 2016-04-22 00:18:55 UTC
Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) you say...

Woo! CSM XI!

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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2016-04-22 00:23:09 UTC
Steve Ronuken wrote:
Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) you say...


Hey brother! Congratulations on being a part of the CSM this year or is it every 6 months? But regardless, if you're not in the clubhouse already, join it ASAP if possible, we need more people for our *cough* Galaxy domination *cough*.

Monocle superiority!

The Monocle Clubhouse!

Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
#14 - 2016-04-22 00:48:09 UTC
Behold!

Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.

pushdogg
relocation LLC.
#15 - 2016-04-22 04:13:19 UTC
I promised myself I would have a monocle by the time this thread resurfaced.

Still don't:(

I do however, see the reason for this post. Recently shopping for a monocle I noticed a slight downward trend in price.

Posting in a stealth demand increasing thread.
Deneb Sol
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#16 - 2016-04-22 05:30:21 UTC
For gosh sake put some clothes on!

Oh wait ... That's better.

Sorry, had the wrong wavelength setting.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#17 - 2016-04-22 06:00:24 UTC
W33b3l wrote:
I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol.


I like the synthetic eye better. When monocles were first introduced they were the subject of much amusement and derision on the GD forum. The anal ring people, sphincter eye etc. etc. Lol

Yeeee! 

Demolishar
United Aggression
#18 - 2016-04-22 08:33:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Demolishar
Not exclusive enough anymore tbh. Don't really care.
In fact, come to think of it, they were never exclusive.
Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2016-04-22 08:50:07 UTC
I'm guessing 2 nipple clams dont count

Oh well back to the drawing board
Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat
#20 - 2016-04-22 10:15:31 UTC
ive got one...but i dont...well not anymore...well something happened, you see i was on scout duty, and you know how scout duty is when you are just sitting there doing nothing waiting for something to happen, well i thought id clean out my Dramiel and came across some boosters which were behind Kukei & Fang's bed thing (maybe they hid them i dont know), well 1 thing led to another and maybe i took a bit too many of them and i think they were a bit past the sell by date any way, so here i am sitting in my Dramiel bearly able to see and i thought wow this is shiney so i started to rub it because it was very smooth, Kukei & Fang didnt like it so they snatched it from me and ate it!

Can i still be in the club though?

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

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