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NeverDry™ T-Shirt [Updated] Men's Sizes

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Jason Galente
Hole Punchers
Drifters Stole My Local
#101 - 2016-04-07 08:30:18 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Down with this sort of thing.


Up with this sort of thing.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#102 - 2016-04-07 13:42:06 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
...

I have a friend, who has a business associate, who's contact would like to purchase one for their former trade partner.

Plain white. Sized medium.

It's not for me.


Sure, hun. Shipped and everything. And I've also included one for you! ^_^ (The one that reads: 'My Boobs Are Down Here')
Enjoy!
No extra charge and all. In memory of that one night.
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#103 - 2016-04-10 11:41:20 UTC
Placing an order for two shirts plain white. Please include washing instructions if standard procedures do not apply.

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.

Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#104 - 2016-04-11 07:13:18 UTC
I think there's a joke in here about dry clean only. I just cannot seem to find it!
Really, though, normal wash, extra rinse. light detergent.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#105 - 2016-04-11 11:42:39 UTC
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Desiderya
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#106 - 2016-04-11 12:06:05 UTC
Aren't you technically enjoying the wicked wet t-shirts then, too?

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.

Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#107 - 2016-04-11 13:11:52 UTC
Nappy is just mad that he's still a virgin.
Diana Kim
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis CALSF
#108 - 2016-04-11 13:22:27 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.

Will you make me boil as well? Even if I say something of your liking.
No, of course I am not into blood, but you know...

I have been challenged to duel on wet shirts. And I'll try to make my opponent shirt wet FROM HER BLOOD.
She will be red and soaking wet!

Enjoy your imagination, Mr. Nauplius. To make it worse, I'll make sure that such event won't be recorded and you will never see how it happens.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Awesome Alliance
#109 - 2016-04-11 13:30:12 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.



Actually - If it is really hot in Hell the moisture evaporation from wet T-Shirt would cool the wearer.

The OPs idea would provide a cheap and effective cooling method.

Naturally I would not need one of these special shirts as I am already way too cool.
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#110 - 2016-04-11 16:18:46 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.



Actually - If it is really hot in Hell the moisture evaporation from wet T-Shirt would cool the wearer.

The OPs idea would provide a cheap and effective cooling method.

Naturally I would not need one of these special shirts as I am already way too cool.


That was what I had been telling Ameriya.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#111 - 2016-04-11 17:35:14 UTC
But will there be halter- or crop-top versions?
Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#112 - 2016-04-11 17:41:49 UTC
Firstly, the evaporation at normal body temperature in a room temperature environment is extremely low. As much as I would like to sell this to you on the premise that it will cool you, I am being told by legal that I cannot make that claim. However! My R&D department, fully staffed by physicists and engineers are working on something that will do just that. Coming soon!

Arrendis,

Yes! The key is the cloth. Once we have that, we can make whatever clothing we want out of it. Additional designs for women and men are coming soon. Kitten Klothing is always taking feedback from our customers to respond to their wants.
Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#113 - 2016-04-11 18:06:18 UTC
Excellent. I have someone I need to send some stills to.
Sion Kumitomo
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#114 - 2016-04-11 19:57:53 UTC
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.

On twitter @siggonK

Ameriya
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#115 - 2016-04-11 20:06:40 UTC
So, like Mr. Kumitomo said, Kitten Klothing is happy to announce the license agreement with the Imperium. The Black Eagle will be available for both men's and women's shirts.

Which brings me to my second announcement, that a full line of men's shirts are now available for sale. There are two styles at present.
The first is plain white.
The second says 'Tomcat" across the chest in black lettering.

We look forward to more agreements with more entities for logo opportunities!

The main topic has been updated.
Jason Galente
Hole Punchers
Drifters Stole My Local
#116 - 2016-04-12 09:04:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
Sion Kumitomo wrote:
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.


Stealth bombers so elite that they blow up their own Fleet Commander!

I expect to see these designs becoming very popular in Saranen and the other corners of low sec that nullsec exiles are resigned to.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#117 - 2016-04-12 09:16:45 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Sion Kumitomo wrote:
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.


Stealth bombers so elite that they blow up their own Fleet Commander!

I expect to see these designs becoming very popular in Saranen and the other corners of low sec that nullsec exiles are resigned to.


What is stylish is stylish, doesn't matter who came up with it.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Jason Galente
Hole Punchers
Drifters Stole My Local
#118 - 2016-04-12 09:55:07 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Jason Galente wrote:
Sion Kumitomo wrote:
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.


Stealth bombers so elite that they blow up their own Fleet Commander!

I expect to see these designs becoming very popular in Saranen and the other corners of low sec that nullsec exiles are resigned to.


What is stylish is stylish, doesn't matter who came up with it.


Your reading comprehension skills need some work. I never mentioned that. I'm sure Ameriya is just lovely.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Diana Kim
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis CALSF
#119 - 2016-04-13 18:32:47 UTC
I don't think any amount of work could help in such inveterate case, Mr. Galente.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Tehg Rhind
Atlantic Innovations
#120 - 2016-04-14 00:47:51 UTC
If I turn it inside out does it have MBC logo on it? You know, like Pure Blind?